Sorry for the wait everyone...i've actually had this written for a while. The reason i havent posted was because i left my laptop (the comp with the only version of the story) at my nana's...and only just got it back yesterday T.T... Enjoy.

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My name is NOT Uzumaki, Naruto! ch2

..Bella woke with a sudden jerk. She let out a small groan, opening her eyes, at least she thought she opened her eyes.

Blackness is all that greeted her.

"What?" she asked groggily. Attempting to wipe her eyes with her hands, only to find that her hands felt as though they had been tied together. Suddenly the blonde remembered everything: the man, being grabbed, blacking out. "Shit." She muttered. "There goes my 50 buck self defense training class."

She heard the sound of shoes walking behind her. Bella held her breath. She wasn't alone.

"He awake yet?" a voice said.

"How the hell should I know." responded another.

Silence.

Bella remained as still as possible, remaining in the same position as she woke up in; though, as she noted, it wasn't that comfortable as her left arm appeared to be numb. She heard the constant pacing of shoes, but still remained as still as possible.

"Hey Kakuzu, whose this guy again.?" said the man who appeared to be pacing.

"Guy?"

an agrivated sigh was let out from across the room, "He is the Kyuubi: Uzumaki Naruto, you idiot."

"That's not my name."

"Oh." the other responded, remaining silent for a few minutes. "and why do we have to keep him alive?"

The man Kakuzu heaved another agrivated sigh. "Because."

a small laugh. "That's not a reason." the pacing stopped. Bella almost jumped when she heard the man's voice directly in front of her. "I mean, why can't we just kill him.-"

"Kill?"

"-I'm sure this kid would make a great sacrifice for my God." and with that Bella felt the man touching her arm.

Out of instinct, She flailed her legs in the location of the voice. She felt her binded legs hit something .

"Son of a-" the other man said, kicking the blonde in her side, causing her to let out a yelp.

"Hidan." Kakuzu growled.

"What? She kicked me first." Hidan said pacing again.

Bella heard a second pair of footsteps. They were coming directly towards her. In a flash the bag covering her head was ripped off, causing Bella's blue eyes to be blinded by the light.

"Go get the others and tell them he's up." kakuzu ordered.

"Why should I-"

"Hidan!"

"Tsk, fine."

As her blue eyes slowly adjusted, she was pulled up on her butt, by this man named Kakuzu. She looked at him and almost screamed.

The man had dark brown skin, wore a mask, and was completely covered in large black stitches.

Several others entered including the two that had kidnapped her. She found it shocking that the second man who had taken her was truly blue, making the blonde think of a fish rather a man.

"what the hell is going on in here?" She thought, attempting to struggle free.

"Don't even try it, hmm." said a long haired blonde man-or was it a woman "We made sure that you can't use any chakra in here." Bella figured it was a man, due to the slight deepness in his tone.

"Huh?" was all she was able to say.

"It means that you wont be able to attack us dumbass." said a man with slicked silver hair, and a sort of rosary around his neck. She had a strange hunch that this was the other man named Hidan.

"Hidan, don't be disrespectful." said a red headed man who looked no more older then 18; not much older then Bella who was 15.

"why the fuck not?" he demanded. "It's not like he's a house guest coming over for afternoon tea." the silver haired man said bending down behind her. At first the blonde tensed with fear. What was he going to do? Was he going to kill her? Her heart nearly stopped when she felt her hands go free of her bonds. Hidan walked back to his comrades, who were in a deep huddle, whispering. Bella had a feeling that it was about her.

"He's a bit puny, don't you think?" said a plant.

"Wait-WHAT!" Bella thought, taking a second look at the source of the voice. It appeared to be a giant plant who appeared to be black and white.

"Yes, I agree," said the other side of the plant. Bella thought she was going out of her mind. "For a boy he sure is scrawny."

"That's because I'm not a boy." mumbled the blonde. Her eyes opened wide at the realization of that she had just actually talked aloud.

She prayed they hadn't heard.

The group members all turned to look at her.

Shit.

Hidan let out a smirk. "What do you mean you're not a boy." the silver haired man let out a scoff. "Are you one of those people who wishes that instead of a he, you were a she?" (AN: i am not against this type of life style. I think if one person feels comfortable as their opposite gender that is completely up to them...unfortunately, Hidan doesn't believe that...he's an ass. Thank you.) "Wow!" he continued, turning to Kakuzu. "Why does Itachi and Kisame get all the fun. They get a gender confused homo, while all we get is a normal jinjuricchi."

Bella bit down on her lip; she really didn't like this 'Hidan' person.

Hidan moved close to her face; his violet eyes staring in her blue ones.

"Aw, come on. Are you just gonna shut up just because I made fun of your gender identity, you stu-"

Hidan received a firm slap across his face. "ACTUALLY," Bella began, furious. "There isn't a problem with my gender. BECAUSE I am a female."

Hidan looked like he was about to respond, but a firm hand on his shoulder pulled him back. Bella saw her first abductor, the black haired one; Itachi, step forward.

His voice was smooth and masculine. The type of voice Bella would totally go gaga for if it wasn't for the fact this man had kidnapped her. "What do you mean by female?"

"Huh?" was all bella could respond with. "What do you mean?"

"I mean what do you mean by you saying that you're a female?"

"No, I get that. Just what do you mean by me trying to tell you what you mean when you ask me about me being a female?"

And thus started a very confusing 10 minute long conversation between the blue eyed blonde Bella and the so called 'smart' Uchiha Itachi...