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Hero Days

Day 37: World Record

"This doth be perfect!" Thor said. He and Hulk stopped backing away.

According to Thor, it was time to "carveth the legacy of the prince into yon Guinness's records". To do this, he and Hulk decided to break the world record for overhand refrigerator throwing.

"For Asguard!" Thor yelled as he and Hulk hurled the refrigerator.

Crash!

"I'm okay...Adamantium...skeleton...aaha..." Wolverine called from somewhere else after the crash.


Day 38: PokeWalker

Iron Man hummed a small rock tune to himself as he walked through the hallway with his PokeWalker in portable storage. However, when he saw Wolverine with one, he decided to follow him for a while.

"What?" Wolverine asked with suspicion after he noticed him. "What's wrong with a guy and his PokeWalker?"

"Nothing, really," Iron Man replied. "But your secret's safe with me."

After determining he was telling the truth, they both connected PokeWalkers for an exchange of items.


Day 39: Critic

"That's a new one," Falcon said as he picked up a book lying on the table. "An origin story..."

A few minutes into the story, he tossed the book away. "Dumbest book I ever read," he commented as he left, feeling very unsatisfied.

Ms. Marvel came in a few minutes later and found the book. "There it is!" she said as she picked it up. "Someone could trip on it when it's lying there like that."


Day 40: Creativity

"Sir, I don't know what to do about my long neck!" a man bemoaned Antman as he got something out of his toolbox.

"Not to worry!" Antman said as he revealed a baseball bat. "I know just the thing."

Antman swung the bat, and instantly the man's neck shrunk back to normal as he ducked. He passed out onto the floor back-first.

"Don't thank me," the hero reminded him. "It's all in a day's work."


Day 41: Word Sense

"And there were shepherds in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night," Iron Man narrated during a Christmas play in Superhero City.

"Tweet. Tweet, tweet. Tweet," Hulk chirped. A few snickers came from the audience.

"Oveja. He meant sheep, Hulk," Reptil whispered from backstage. "Not birds."

"Baaah!" Hulk bleated.

"Better," Iron Man whispered.


Day 42: Early Bird

"It was one of those one-night stands," Wolverine narrated. "Everything was going great with me and her. But things started getting a bit hairy. Next thing you know, we broke up fighting."

"You have as much bad luck as Iron Man does with girls," Falcon remarked.

"Yeah, well, you know how the old song goes," the latter began as he shrugged. "She was one of the early birds, and I was one of the worms."