Hyde walked into the ranger station, looking around. Everyone looked miserable.
"Good, what they get for not inviting me..." he thought to himself.
But, then his eyes fell on Jackie, who was soaking wet and shivering.
"Ahh-choo!" she sneezed quietly.
One of the rangers put a hand on her back and whispered something quietly in her ear. She looked horrified, and Hyde frowned, his eyes narrowing. He stalked over to where she was standing, stepping firmly between her and the potential "threat".
"What happened to you?" he asked, trying to sound amused.
But, it fell flat, even to his own ears.
"Stupid Micheal pushed me in the stupid icy water!"
Hyde felt his fist clench and he walked over to Kelso, and punched him hard in the arm.
"Ow! Damn, Hyde, what the hell?" he yelled.
"I... because you made me come all the way out here to get your sorry ass, because you were too stupid to keep your van from sinking in the ice!"
"He was jumping up and down to trick people into thinking we were doing stuff; it was all his fault!" Jackie sniffed.
Hyde quirked his mouth a bit, looking at Kelso. "That so?"
Then, he reached out and hit him again.
"Ow! Damn, Hyde!"
"That's for being a moron, and this one-" he said, punching the same spot again, "is for making me have to drive you all home without a shirt on!"
Kelso looked confused, but Hyde took off his shirt and tossed it to Jackie. Jackie looked at him with wide eyes. "Thank you, Steven." she said quickly, and rushed to the bathroom, quickly locking the door behind her.
Everyone looked at him in shock.
"Hey, I don't want her wet clothes ruining my fine Mexican leather seats." Hyde lied smoothly. "Besides... if she gets all sick she'll snot all over everything, and that's just unpleasant."
Eric grinned at him, seeing completely through the fisode.
"Shut your piehole, Foreman!"