Jackie sat in Mrs. Foreman's kitchen, Donna, Eric, Kelso and Fez surrounding her as Mrs. Foreman attended to her swollen black eye. Hyde walked into the kitchen, stopping short when he saw it. He rushed over to her, kneeling, and cupped her face gently in his hands.
"Jacks... who did that to your face?" he whispered.
"Steven it's okay-"
"Okay? Okay?" Hyde echoed loudly, incredulously. He stood, running a hand through his hair. "That is not okay! Now tell me who's ass I'm going to have to go kick!"
Donna cleared her throat nervously, and Hyde looked up.
"Ah, you know how you and Eric said girls can't play-fight, 'cause it gets too real? We should've listened to you..." Donna said nervously.
Hyde groaned, rubbing a hand over his face. "Well, that's just brilliant..." he groused, and then looked at Jackie. "You couldn't have gotten into a fight with like... Big Rhonda? Or Fez's new girl?"
Jackie frowned. "What?"
"Well, I can't hit a girl. But, I could get Donna to do it for me, if it was another girl. But, it's not another girl, it's friggin Donna!"
"Donna's dating Eric, and he's sort of a guy." Jackie said helpfully.
Hyde's eyebrows went up, and Eric started backing away.
"Hey, whoa... I wasn't even there!"
"Well, yeah, but she is your girl, Foreman..."
Eric's eyes dashed around madly for a minute, and then pointed behind Hyde. "Look! A robot!"
"Where?" Kelso yelped, turning around like a dog searching for it's tail.
And, Eric used that momentum to shove him into Hyde, and bolted out the sliding glass doors...