~Authors Note: So frigging sorry! I was completely utterly grounded, and I had a breakdown, and I fainted and it's been really busy and bad for me and I couldn't bring myself to update, and that's completely my fault. I'm sorry. Please enjoy!

Peace in

Mel Swirls!

Phineas and Ferb: Isn't what it is

Chapter 5: Spiders

I wasn't a patient kid to start. It's not like I really enjoyed waiting for things when they're right in front of me. Why wait if you could have it immediately? I never really understood that, but whatever, there was lot's of things I didn't understand. One of them is how a teacher could be 45 minutes late for their own class.

The piercing radiant moon,
The storming of poor June,

Yes, Mrs. Wasson was 45 minutes late for her class. I almost got up and made a couple of kids read the history books but decided against it. They were going to think I was weird soon enough, why speed up the process?

When the fat, blonde teacher walked into the class, I almost threw up. She smelt like a mix of fish and manure. How the fuck do you smell that bad? She was wearing way too baggy shirts and pants, so beyond the fact she was already fat, it made her look extremely overweight.

All the life running through her hair,
Approaching guiding light,

And I'll openly admit that I hated her with every ounce of my soul. I didn't know how I was going to survive this class, let alone the entire year. See it was things just like that that bugged me the most. I said that twice. I always hated that.

"I'm sorry for being late. Anyway, your homework is to read pages 15 through 25 about ancient Rome. Test will be next Thursday so be prepared. I don't give second chances." She told us as she sipped her double mocha fudge carefully. I really just wanted to yell at her and tell her to get a job she's good at like a professional fat guy actor in the movies.

Our shallow years in fright,
Dreams are made winding through my head,

The bell rang and I grabbed a book as fast as I could. I nodded good-bye to Ferb, Andorea and Marissa before slipping out of the room towards my locker. I really didn't want to go home to Jillian and Brad (my parents) screaming at each other. What was the fun in that? If I wanted to see two people yelling back and forth at each other random insults, I'd go on facebook, not to my home.

Through my head,
Before you know, Awake,

I walked out towards me car. It wasn't anything special. It was just a shitty car that I got for cheap. I really did need a car when I moved here though. I wasn't going to exclude myself from the rest of the world and hide in my room any more. That was no fun at all.

I drove home and got out at 17 maple street. This was where I lived, in the ghetto (if that's even close to what you would call it) of Danville. That just goes to show how cool I am, not very.

Your lives are open wide,
The V-chip gives them sight,
All the life running through her hair,

I open my door and slowly walk up to the house. I didn't know what to expect. Would they be fighting? Would they make a cheap and fake effort for my first day of school? Would they be ignoring each other? Who knew? I didn't, that was for sure. Even though, I was the one that probably needed to know the most.

I opened the door and I heard the yelling. "You are good for nothing! It was your idea to move here in the first place!" Screamed Jillian. Oh, and don't ask about the entire calling my parents by their first names. It's a story I might tell later, but not right now.

The spiders all in tune,
The evening of the moon,

"You were the one that came here with me! Don't try to blame this completely on me! I did nothing wrong!" Yelled Brad angrily. I sighed and put on a cheerful smile on my face, "DAD! MOM! I'm home!" I yelled so they might hear me and shut the hell up. I was guessing they weren't going to work that easily this time. I sighed again and walked into the kitchen. I just needed to distract Jillian with food. "What's for supper?" I yelled as I opened the fridge. All I saw even remotely edible was left over take out pizza, and even that would taste disgusting by now.

Dreams are made winding through my head,

"How about we got out for supper, hunny?" Jillian said as she walked into the room. She had pink and lighter brown hair that was on the borderline of being blonde. I faked a smile and nodded before watching Brad come in with a frown on his face. "You treat her better then you do me." He said with anger and annoyance filling each word. I decided I should get Jillian out of the house before she says something that ticks him off and he says something he can't take back. "Supper would be great. Wendy's?" I asked curiously since when ever Jillian and I ate out, it was always Wendy's.

Through my head,
Before you know, Awake

"Wendy's it is then. Bye Brad." She said as she grabbed her purse and glared at him. He sighed and walked out of the room while grumbling. I fallowed Jillian out and into her red car. She had a smug smile on her face. "Why you so happy?" I asked slightly worriedly. She doesn't ever smile like that unless she's doing something evil. I think we all know what she was up to just now.

Through my head,through my head
Before you know,
Before you know I will be waiting all awake,

"I won one." She said as her smile grew and I sighed. Out of all the fights they've ever had, Brad always wins because he has better arguments.

Dreams are made winding through her hair,

"How was your first day of school?" She asked me as we started to drive. I sighed and thought about what the positives thigns were that I could tell her. "I met some interesting people and found out I like the English teacher. She's really nice." She nodded and smiled. "So who are the interesting people? Are they hot?" I shot her an odd gaze before sighing. This is where I lie and tell her no. This is where I tell her that their all ugly losers.

Dreams are made winding through her hair.

"Yeah, actually there's a really cute British guy named Ferb. He's really quiet."

~Authors note: Song was Spiders by System of a down. It's one of my favorite songs by them. I hope you liked it! Please review!

Peace in!

Mel Swirls!