Jackie and Donna walked into the basement, looking annoyed, and also looked kind of blotchy.
The boys started chortling.
"It's not funny, loosers! Stupid Micheal doing stupid 'prank day' didn't realize that my mudpack cream was off limits! He put stuff in it, and it took a little while to show up, but... ugh!"
"Seriously, it itches." Donna groused.
"Boo hoo. We never got him back, either. All we got was Mrs. Foreman hurt and Red pissed off." Hyde said.
"Yeah, well... I want to get him back." Jackie huffed.
"We're in trouble, Jackie." Eric said. "Besides, every time we try, we fail."
"Because Kelso's such a evil mastermind..." Donna scoffed.
"You just don't know where to get him." Jackie said smugly. "Obviously these boys need our help, Donna..."
When Kelso walked into the basement, everyone was waiting for him. They were ready. Jackie was on Hyde's lap, and when the door opened, he captured her mouth with his, his hand sliding over her thigh.
"Dude! What the hell!" Kelso yelled.
But, they continued kissing, and Hyde's hand trailed further north, caressing her womanhood through the polyester-silk blend pants. Jackie felt tingles of pleasure she had never really felt before at the gentle touches, but then she felt Donna's hands on her shoulders, and Hyde felt Eric's on his.
"And, burn!" they heard Fez declare loudly.
Jackie and Hyde hopped back from each-other, their vision slightly cloudy and hazed from desire.
"Burn?" Kelso asked in a little boy voice.
"Yeah... burn..." Hyde said, standing self-consciously behind the couch to hide his erection.
"Damn... that was a good one!" Kelso said, falling onto the sofa, putting an arm around Jackie, who looked squirmy.
Hyde twitched when the arm went around her. "Damnit... what am I doing?"
But, it didn't stop the fact that right now, he kinda wanted to rip Kelso's arm off from around Jackie and start hitting him with hit.
"Well... that'll teach you not to put itching powder in my makeup, Micheal!" she shrilled.
"Well, I shouldda known you two would never... but, don't scare me like that again, kay?"
"Dude, you do realize that admitting it bugs you makes it that much easier to burn you later?" Hyde said to him.
"But... damnit!" Kelso huffed.
Jackie smirked, but gave a wistful look to Hyde as Kelso led her out the door...