Jackie slipped into Hyde's bed, nuzzling him.
"Steven..." she stage whispered, slurring drunkenly. "Steven... wake up!"
"Shhh, shhh, shh..." Hyde chuckled. "I take it Donna's party was rockin', eh?"
"We went to a strip club, Steven!" Jackie blurted loudly, forgetting to whisper.
Hyde's eyebrows went up. "A strip club?"
Jackie nodded. "Yu-huh. It was awesome! I saw like, ten guys naked! And, not icky naked like when the boys go streaking. Like... pretty boys." she nodded.
Hyde froze. "Pretty?"
Jackie nodded. "Yeah... all oiled up and stuff... muscley..." she said, her voice taking a seductive purr as she started roaming her hands over his t-shirt clad chest. "Come on, Steven... I'm all lonely... and so cold..." she suggested. "Warm me up, baby..." she said, throwing herself at him and kissing him roughly.
Hyde pulled back a little. He had seen drunk Jackie, but... this was something different...
"Jacks... calm down a second."
Jackie pouted, and then burst into tears. Shocked, Hyde gathered her into his arms. "Shhh... don't cry, oh, crap... why are you crying?"
"You went an' saw those bimbos at the strip club and now I'm not hot enough for you!" she sobbed accusingly.
Hyde's mouth twitched. "Babe, trust me... they were hot, but hot like... skanky."
Jackie glared at him. "You like skanky!" she accused.
"Well... generally, yes... but, you kind of spoiled me." he admitted. "You're... classy, and beautiful... and nobody holds a candle to my baddass gal." he smiled, kissing her nose.
"Awww, Steven..." she sighed contentedly, pulling him back towards her. "Okay, I accept your apology, because that was the most beautiful one you could've come up with."
"Okay." Hyde nodded, starting to kiss her neck, but then pulled back. "Wait... what the hell?"
Jackie regarded him with wide eyes. "What? What?"
"What am I apologizing for?" he demanded.
"For ogling skanks, Steven, and I forgive you." she nodded. "Now... come make love on me."
"Wait just a damn minute... you were at a club with Donna and Mrs. Foreman doing the same thing!"
"Oh, right..." She nodded thoughtfully.
"And, you're all horny from that... I think I'm the one who needs the apology, not you..." he said.
"Steven... do you want to be right, or do you want to make love on me?"
Hyde looked thoughtful for about ten seconds, and then moved down, assaulting her neck with kisses. Jackie closed her eyes, smiling in contentment...