Me: Woo hoo! SECOND CHAPTER :)
Thanks to all my reviewers and readers! This chapter is gonna get W I L D!
DISCLAIMER: Wolfbane-Chan DOES NOT own Tokyo Mew Mew, or any of its affiliates!
ALSO, My nicknames on this show are: Wolf, Wolfy, Wolf-Chan, Wolfbane, Ryou calls me 'Wolf-Thing', Pai sometimes calls me 'She-Wolf'.
People filled the seats now, waiting expectantly for the Dares and Truths to pour out, and make the guests perform random antics and answer uncomfortable questions.
"Alright, now! Lets get the first Reviewers to be my Assistant!" Wolfbane-Chan barked, still in her wolf-form. A few hands flew into the air from the Reviewers. "YOU! Get up on stage!" The grey wolf pointed her paw at a bronze-brown haired girl, whom looked to be about 13-years-old. The excited girl grabbed the younger girl beside, and they raced up onto the stage.
"Okay, whats your names? I'm Wolfbane-Chan!"
"I am Moonlight's Shadow Warrior, but call me Shadow!" The first girl, apparently called 'Shadow', said, then pointed at her younger pal. "This is my sister, The Sunrise's Warrior!"
"But, you can call me Sunrise!" Sunrise said with a smile, brushing her deep brown hair back.
"Nice to meet you both, welcome to my Truth or Dare show!" Wolfbane-Chan continued with a nod. "Now, you have any Dares or Truths for our lovely contestants today?"
"Uhh, HELL YES!" Shadow gave a thumbs up and a large, pretty smile. "I have a few, now! FIRST, Kisshu, make out with Ichigo!"
"Wh-whaaa? NO WAY!" Ichigo jumped up from her chair, glaring strongly, her first curling tightly in anger.
"HEY! Don't mess with either of them, got it? Now do it or else!" The wolf growled, advancing slowly and intimidatingly on Ichigo, whom gulped and nodded. The Pink Mew Mew grabbed Kisshu, and made-out for about ten seconds, both their eyes closed. Both obviously enjoyed the kiss, even though one of them (*cough* ICHIGO *cough) would never admit it. She pushed him back down in his chair, and sat in hers with a flustered look on her face.
"Wow! You sure are a good kisser, Kitty-cat!" The green-haired alien remarked with a smirk.
"Woo hoo! This is fun, Wolf!" Sunrise said, a sly, cunning glimmer in her eyes, which turned a nice, sky blue. "Oh! I have a truth for you, Wolf! What makes you hyper?"
"Me?" Wolfbane-Chan thought for a moment, then replied with a wagging tail "ENERGY DRINKS! And high-sugar content Cake-Frosting!"
"Coolness!" Shadow nodded, then turned to Ryou. "Hi, Ryou!~ So, which Mew Mew do you have the highest affections for?"
"... What?" Ryou blinked.
"WHO DO YOU HAVE THE HOTS FOR, you twit!" Wolfbane-Chan growled.
"OH! Well... I guess I really like... Ichigo! NO WAIT; Lettuce, 'cause shes so nice and sweet."
Lettuce blushed strongly, staring admiringly at Ryou Shirogane, but not saying a word.
"Okie-dokie!" Wolf said, satisfied with the answer. "Now, just state the last of your Dares and Truths, Sunrise!"
"Okay, Wolf!" Sunrise stood, center-stage. "MINT: Do you like Zaruko as a sister or something more?"
"WHAT?" The Lorikeet Mew hopped out of her seat, obviously insulted. "I am NOT a lesbian! Zakuro is my Onee-Sama, not a lover, geez!"
"Oh. Okay! Wolfbane-Chan, I have the rest of the Dares and Truths written down, so you can recite them!" The little brunette 'Warrior' handed the host a strip of paper.
"Okay, lets see..." Wolfbane held the paper between two of her paw-toes, reading it seriously. "Woo! These are fun!". The grey-furred wolf strode over to Pai, a slick 'n' sly grin on her muzzle. "Pai, do you like Lettuce?"
"Th-thats a personal question, She-wolf! I refuse to answer." He stated, narrowing his eyes at Wolfbane-Chan.
"Uh-oh... You wanna know something, everyone? I've seen a lot of Truth-Hats, Torture-Machines, and Truth Serums on the market to get people to talk. You wanna know my method? … A good old hard bite!" And with that, Wolfbane-Chan opened her jaws, revealing sharp white fangs, and she bit down hard the the dusky-haired alien's thigh.
"OH GOD, IT HURTS!" He screamed in pain, trying to pry the wolf off himself. "OH, STOP! STOP! PLEASE!"
"Tell the Truth!" Came her muffled reply.
"OH, GOD, FINE! I DO, OKAY? OW OW OW, LET GO!". She let go, a thoroughly satisfied shimmer in her brown eyes.
"There you go, folks!" Shadow said to the other Reviewers/Readers/Audience. "Thank you for cooperating, Pai!".
"... I'm not resisting any Dares or Truths. I refuse to get bitten by Wolf-Chan." Zakuro said suddenly, in her plain tone. Everyone turned to her, some nodding in agreement, others a little shocked she even knows how to speak.
"Kisshu!" Sunrise said innocently, sitting on his lap with a grin. "If Ichigo put a restraining order on you would you risk you life to save her?"
"... I... Don't know... I mean, of course I would!" Kish snapped, shoving the girl off his knees.
"Waah! No fair, you meanie!" She began, her fox ears and tail popping out, but Wolfbane-Chan cut her off.
"Yo, Shadow! You said you could turn into a Wolf on this piece of paper; Prove it and help me keep these guys in line."
"Of course, Wolf!" Nodded Shadow, whom promptly transformed into a wolf, her fur black as night, with eyes like red rubies and a tail of the same shade. "Kisshu! None of that! Apologize to my sister!"
"Waah! I'm sorry.. Uh... Sunrise, right? Yeah, Sorry for pushing you..." He grumbled, crossing his arms.
"Whatever, you mean old green-head! Hey, Wolfy, We want you to send your fave couples into the Tunnel of Love!" Sunrise said, whom recovered suspiciously quickly from her 'fall'.
"Ahh... Sorry, guys, my Tunnel of Love (Yes, I actually have one!) is getting some repairs and installments. I promise to do it first thing next chapter!" The grey wolf flicked her ears, then turned to Taruto and Pudding. "Shadow, distract everyone else. We don't want Ichigo-baka or Kisshu-baka or anyone else teasing poor Taruto if they see this Dare!"
The black-and-red wolf gave a nod, and walked to the Mew Team and Aliens. "HEY GUYS, FIRST PERSON TO CLOSE THEIR EYES AND COVER THEIR EARS THE LONGEST GETS A MUFFIN!". Naturally, everyone closed their eyes.
"Taruto, eat this chocolate!" Wolfbane-Chan popped a little choco-candy in his mouth. "Pudding! Tart has candy! Want some candy? Huh? Do ya? GET THE CANDY PUDDING, ITS IN HIS MOUTH!"
And she dove for 'Taru-Taru' and kissed him to steal his chocolate, then pulled away with the candy now in her mouth.
"Pudding, what was that for? !" Taruto said, a crimson blush on his cheeks as he stood up.
"I give you candy, Taru-Taru!" She said, swallowing the chocolate candy with a smile.
"Don't call me th-", Sunrise cut him off by pushing him back in his chair.
"OKAY, PAI GETS A MUFFIN!" Wolf-Chan said, pulling a white-chocolate muffin from backstage.
"Heeey!" Ryou protested as everyone uncovered their ears and opened their eyes. "Why does he get the damn muffin? We all lasted the same time!"
"He gets it 'cause hes hotter than you, 'kay? Here ya go, Pai-san!" She tossed him the muffin.
"Thank you." He said before taking a large bite of his precious pastry reward for hotness.
"Hey, Lettuce, do you like Pai-san?" Sunrise piped up.
"Uh... I.. I suppose I do..." The green-haired Mew answered, and both she and Pai got a light blush, whilst Ryou scowled.
"Alright! Thats all our Dares and Truths, Wolfy!" Shadow growled, laying down on the stage in a relaxed posture, resting her fluffy head on her equally fluffy paws.
"Alright! Do we have another person with Dares and Truths?" Wolfbane-Chan stood in the center of the stage, looking over the Reviewers who put their hands in the air. "YOU, THERE! Blonde, Grey eyes! Step up on stage, you're on our Assistant Team!"
The said girl jumped up on the stage of the show, fixing her dark blond hair as she caught sight of Keiichiro. "Ah! I'm on the show... On the same stage as Keiichiro-san! Whee!"
"Y'know, if you want, you can sit on his lap." Wolfbane-Chan offered, to which the new Assistant happily complied to and sat down with a large, bright smile on the long-haired man's lap.
"My name is Lucy, by the way!" Lucy said, her smile getting slightly sinister. "And I have two Truths and a Dare!"
"Name 'em, Lucy-Chan!" Sunrise said excitedly, her eyes turning a slightly dark blue.
"Well... Taruto, how old are you?"
"Thats a rather odd question." The young alien grunted. "In Earth Years, I'm 9-years-old."
"Okay! Thanks for answering! Now, Kisshu; What is it you like about Ichigo?"
"Thats easy!" Kish said, smiling slickly. "Shes pretty, shes energetic, shes tough, shes my main rival, which makes the relationship interesting, and I was her first kiss!"
"... Uh... Okay. Now, tie up Ryou and Pai!" Lucy grabbed two ropes, and tossed one to Shadow and Wolfbane, and tossed the other to Kisshu and Mint. "Hurry now!".
They quickly tied the alien and human together, their backs against each other. "Now what?" Pai snapped to the blonde Assistant.
"TICKLE THEM, EVERYONE! MAKE THEM LAUGH!" Lucy yelled, an amused laugh ending her sentence.
Lettuce, Ichigo, Zakuro, Mint, Taruto, Kisshu, Pudding, Wolfbane-Chan, Shadow and Sunrise circled the tied up two, and began to tickle gently and swiftly. Ryou got pretty mad, but strangely enough, Pai began to laugh uncontrollably, which created a chain reaction and made everyone else laugh really hard.
"Ha ha! Pai, its your biggest weakness!" Kisshu beamed, continuing to tickle his older comrade.
"Muahahha! This is hilarious!" Shadow giggled, an amused smirk on her muzzle as she prodded Pai's ribs with her soft paws.
"Tee hee! I didn't think this show would have any fun things! Tee hee hee!" Ichigo laughed, falling backwards with her giddy laughter. Even after a while, Ryou laughed as well!
After they all calmed down, untied Pai and Ryou and took their seats, Wolfbane-Chan spoke up. "Lucy, thanks for the wonderful Dares! That was fun!"
"Ha ha, your welcome everyone!" Said the girl, still sitting happily and giddily on Keiichiro's lap. "Is it time for another Truth or Dare set and another Assistant?"
"YES IT IS!" The grey wolf turned to pick out another 'hand' to be the newest member of the little 'ToD Team'. "Ha ha! You, there! Yes, you! COME ON STAGE!", she pointed a grey paw at a girl, about 15 or 16-years-old. She was a bit on the short side, but not noticeably shorter than most people. The thing that honestly struck you in her appearance, was the little horns that seemed to grow on her head, they slightly resembled animal ears, like a cat, of some sort. She hopped up on stage, her black hair, which was adorned with pink streaks through it like little rivers of light through a dark night, flowed behind her head like a nightly, graceful cape. "I'm usually called Devilish Aisha, but you all can just call me Aisha!" She greeted.
"Welcome to my show, Aisha-chan! What Dares and Truths do you have for us to enjoy today?" Wolfbane-Chan inquired curiously.
"Glad you asked, Wolfy-Chan! This is for Lettuce: SMASH RYOU'S PRISSY LITTLE JAW, Ha ha ha!" The horned-girl announced, her eyes twinkling with an interesting amusement.
"Whaat?" Lettuce look taken aback at her command.
"Don't worry, Lettuce." Ryou reassured her with a soft smile. "Just use Lettuce Rush. The medics backstage are really nice, they'll fix my jaw or whatever. Okay?"
"O-okay. MEW LETTUCE, LETTUCE RUSH!" The porpoise girl held her castanet-weapons to aim at Ryou, and they fired with a powerful water-like jet, hitting him so hard, he flew backstage. Luckily for the blonde boy, the Medics were standing by to treat his wounds.
Shadow, Sunrise, Lucy, Aisha and Wolfbane all had a good laugh at Ryou's pain.
"I... Can't believe I just did that!" Lettuce said, sitting back down in her chair in a fluster.
"Whatever, it was funny!" Aisha smiled kindly at the worried Mew. "NOW, Mint sing the song 'Telephone'!"
"NO WAY!" The bird Mew snapped back.
"Mint... I like you, you're a cool person," Wolfbane-Chan began as she walked up to confront Mint. "BUT, you can't refuse these Dares. I am, however, open for negotiation."
"Fine, then. I'll only sing a part of it!"
"DEAL. Now, heres a microphone, so start a'singing, Mint!"
"Okay..." Mint stood up, taking the mic lightly, and starting her singing. "Just a second,
it's my favorite song they're gonna play,
And I cannot text you with
a drink in my hand, eh…
You shoulda made some plans with me,
you knew that I was free.
And now you won't stop calling me;
I'm kinda busy."Her voice was soft, yet bold and proud. The air filled with her devilish yet angelic singing voice.
"Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna think anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor.
Stop callin', stop callin',
I don't wanna talk anymore!
I left my hand and my heart on the dance floor!". She finished with a bow, as everyone applauded her little song.
"Wow, Mint-Onee-Chan! You sing real good!" Pudding complimented cheerfully.
"Gee, Mint! You're better than I thought you'd be! I thought you would suck." Came Ichigo's failed compliment.
".. Nice job. You really are good." Zakuro remarked.
"Really?" the Lorikeet Mew practically glowed at her idol's words.
"Yeah! Nice one, Mint! You were fantastic!" Kisshu said with a smile, not a smirk. Mint just blushed a bit and sat down.
"MY NEXT DARE: Masaya; Tear off your clothes and marry a tree!" Aisha said excitedly.
"Oh... That involves a character thats offstage..." Wolfbane nodded.
"HA!" Ichigo cheered triumphantly. "You can't make fun of my Masaya-kun!"
"What, you got a brick in your ear?" Wolfy-Chan snarled at the red-headed girl. "I said hes OFF STAGE, I didn't say he wasn't here. YO, stage Manager! Get the black haired Masaya outta the office!".
Masaya entered the stage, a blank expression on his face. "Ichigo! Whats going on? They just let me out now!"
"Ohh, My poor Masaya..." Ichigo whimpered.
"HEY, Tear off your clothes and marry a tree, you damn hippy-boy!" Aisha, Sunrise and Wolfbane-Chan said in unison.
"I'll bite you if you don't!" Shadow added with a growl.
"Yeah! Pai, grab a tree from Props!" Lucy ordered with a sinister smile.
"What kind? Theres a cardboard Evergreen, or a cardboard Oak." The alien asked simply.
"Evergreen, it looks nicer." Shadow nodded.
A few minuted later, Pai came out with a very large cardboard-cut-out Evergreen Tree, and placed it on a stand in front of Masaya.
"Thank you, Pai! Now Masaya! Take it off!" Aisha ordered, obviously enjoying her little reign of power.
Masaya unbuttoned his shirt, and tossed it to the floor, then pulled down his pants.
"WHOA! HOLD it, ECO-pants!" Wolfbane cut in. "Keep the boxers on! Theres children about!"
Masaya, thoroughly emarrassed and humiliated, went down on one knee and pulled out a small box containing a little, cheap ring.
"Waah! I can't watch!" Ichigo said, burying her face in her hands, embarrassed for her boyfriend.
"Tree..." Masaya muttered. "Will you marry me...?"
"I NOW PRONOUNCE YE, MAN AND TREE!" Sunrise laughed, making everyone else laugh at her out burst.
"Stage Manager!" The large grey-wolf called for him again. "Take him and his Tree back to the office. If he need him again, I'll call you to bring him out!"
"Whaa! Waaaaaaiiittt!" Masaya cried as he was dragged back-stage, into the door titled "OFFICE, AUTHORIZED PERSONEL AND WOLVES ONLY, No Guests allowed without permission".
"Alright! Time for a very special, DARE-ELECTRONIC, meaning, the Dare will appear from a special Reviewer on the screen!" Wolfbane motioned to the large 'TV' screen behind her with her tail. "Kisshu! Read what Appears on the screen!"
"Okay..." The green-haired alien nodded submissively. "From: NuttyPanda : Oh My God! This is the best story I've read in a really long time! I love the whole Pai thing! Hmmmm I think I have a dare for Ichigo! She has to kiss Kishu! Peae PLease PLEASE PLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE update soon! "
"You heard her, Ichigo!" Sunrise teased. "Kiss Kisshu!"
"Not again!" She cried, then quickly kissed the alien. "Bleh... No more me-kissing-Kish!"
"YOU don't decide things like that, BAKA!" Wolfbane-Chan snarled. "Now, next ASSISTANT! I pick..." She surveyed the hands in the air. "YOU! The girl with the monkey ears and tail! Come on up!"
The girl rushed excitedly up on the stage, her blue-gold eyes shining with energy. "Yay! You guys can call me Monkey!" She said happily. She had braces, adorned with orange and yellow colors, and brownish-blond hair. "for my first dare: KISSHU, Make out with Pai! Tee hee!~"
"OH, this should be FUNNY!" Lucy squealed, trying to hold back a laugh.
"Whoa, NO WAY." Pai refused. "Hes like my brother!"
"Are you actual blood-family?" Wolfbane-Chan asked.
"No."
"THEN ITS FINE!" She concluded, shoving them together so they kissed. 20 seconds later, she released them.
"Pai-san!" Monkey said adorably innocently. "How was the kiss?"
"... Kisshu, you suck at kissing. Get some help, you perverted horrid-kisser." He grumbled, then grabbed a Lemon meringue pie and slapped it onto Kish's face with a satisfying 'splat!' noise.
"... Meanie.." Kisshu hissed at both Pai and Monkey.
"For my next dare: Mint! Give Pudding all your cash!" The gold-eyed girl commanded.
"HA! I only have a hundred dollars in cash right now!" Mint said with utter triumph. "So, all she gets is a hundred of my money! The rest is in the bank."
"Thats fine with me, na no da!" Pudding said, snatching the hundred dollars from her older teammate.
"What are you going to do to have fun with it?" Monkey asked excitedly.
"... CHOCOLATE, NA NO DA! LOADS OF IT!"
"O...kay..." Shadow shook her head. "Whats our next dare, Monkey?"
"Lets see... Ah! ICHIGO JUMP OFF A CLIFF, I HATE YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE MEAN TO TARUTO!" She screamed.
"Well... We don't have any cliffs. BUT, she can jump off the stage!" Wolfy-Chan barked, wagging her tail.
"Good enough! Now jump!"
Ichigo sighed, then ran off the stage, and fell on her butt. "Ouch! Oww..." She moaned, standing up and walking back to her chair and sitting down with a pout.
"Though... I'm feeling nice today, so I won't make Taruto and Pudding do the last 'make-out' Dare. Sorry, they're just too young. I WILL, however, make them spend the rest of this chapter in the props room alone! HA HA, now go you two." Wolfbane laughed, and the alien and Monkey-Mew went away.
"Okie-dokie!" Monkey said, content with that.
"Now, next Assistant! I think... YOU! The Platypus sitting in the chair, COME UP ON STAGE!"
"Ohh! YAY! I get to be on!" It said in a chirpy, happy tone.
"As a free gift, you get... ROLLERBLADES!" Wolfbane-Chan said, pointing to a pair of purple brand-new, perfectly fitted rollerblades. "There ya go! Whats your name?"
"Call me iPlatypus! OH! Heres my DARE: Mint, dress up as a... PLATYPUS!" iPlatypus said, her platypus eyes gleaming. "Come on! I even brought the costume!"
"... FINE, give it here..." Mint said, slipping on the brown platypus costume. She just gave a sigh.
"HA HA! This is priceless! Nice one, iPlatypus!" Sunrise giggled, sitting cross-legged on the stage floor. "This is just... Funny!"
"Now, Mint, you wanna know what the other part of the dare is?" Shadow taunted. "You get to make out with KISSHU!"
"Really?" Kisshu said, overly excited, then realized how he sounded, then just stood quietly.
"... Fine..." Mint went over to Kish, grabbed his shoulder, and pulled him close until their lips met. They stood kissing for a few minutes, before finally pulling away. Kisshu was blushing strongly.
"Wow... I've never seen you blush before, Kish!" Pai remarked.
"Shut it!" He snapped back.
"Ooh! I have a special Assistant coming on today! Her name is Hana-Chan!" As if on cue, a girl with long black hair and light blonde highlights, though her hair was purple-tipped.
"Hey, everyone! I'm Hana!" Hana greeted everyone happily.
"Yay! You're here!" Wolfbane cheered, and Hana glomped the wolf. "Yay! GLOMPS! You know, people, things are just starting to heat up!"
Me: Hope you all enjoyed this! I was up into the 'Wee Hours' of the night writing this one-shot chapter :)
SPECIAL REVIEWER SHOUT-OUTS:
iPlatypus : Yay for getting hooked on MintxKisshu! Also, writing Platypus is really fun. Platypus :)
Shari : Thanks for the review! Hope you enjoyed this!
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