Me: DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN TOKYO MEW MEW OR ANY AFFILIATES. I DO NOT PWN JAY SEAN, AVRIL LAVINGE, RIHANNAH, OR RAVEN SYMONE. I DO NOT OWN ANY LYRICS PUT IN THIS CHAPTER!
Now, on with my show – Truth or Dare: Tokyo Mew Mew Edition!
Also, I'm sorry I took so long to update anything! Gomenasai! Please forgive me! I was very busy, and theres a BAD Case of Writers Block going around ):
"Oh OH!" Hana started jumping up and down excitedly. "I HAVE SOME DARES!"
"Okay, here ya go!" Wolfbane-chan handed her assistant a microphone.
"Okay... First dare: Ryou! Make out with Zakuro. Go on, get to it!"
"W-whaaaat? Get over yourself, you-" Wolfbane cut off the blondie with a sharp growl, raising her hackles as her grey fur began to rise warningly. "I meant, I'll do it..." Ryou grumbled, walking over to the purple Mew quickly. Before she could even blink, their lips met. An awkward kiss swiftly turned into a full-out make-out session. The crowd roared with shouts of 'Oh-la-la!' and whooping calls of 'Whooooooot!' from the audience.
"... They're enjoying this far too much." Wolfbane remarked with a chuckle. "Oh, well, it sure is riling up the crowd! And the crowd is riling up the assistants! And riled up assistants mean wild dares! Oh, this is going to be fun, I bet all the dares and truths will be crazy funny!". Shadow and Hana, whom were standing next to the wolf hostess, nodding in thorough agreement.
Zakuro and Ryou pulled away, both quite flustered, and the blushing blond boy went back to his seat.
"Oh! I got another!" Hana-chan laughed, putting her hands on her hips. "Keiichiro, who do you like? Like, LIKE like like, y'know?"
"I'm afraid I don't follow, Hana." The long-haired man replied with an apologetic smile.
"She means, who might be a significant-other to you." Pai grumbled an explanation to Akasaka-san.
"OH. Well... I don't really... Have anyone. I raised and helped Ryou my whole life, you see. I don't have much of a social life..."
Wolfbane-Chan glared, but was silent. She didn't buy it. Not a bit. (A/N: Please leave in your reviews whom you think might be Keiichiro's sweetheart! Even if its you, tell me!)
"Ohh..." Came Hana's sigh. She had hoped to get more out of the mysterious gentleman. "Well... Oh, Pudding! Come here!".
"Yes, na no da?" Said the monkey-girl as she bounced energetically to the assistant. "What?"
"Go bother Mint," Whispered the long-black-haired assistant. "Bother her until she gives you more cash!"
Pudding raced over the said bird-girl before Hana could finish her sentence. "Mint-onee-chan, na no da!" She said loudly, heaving herself comfortably onto Mint's lap.
"Urgh! What, Pudding?" Came a slightly annoyed response.
"Mint-onee-chan, can I have another hundred in cash, na no da?"
"No."
"Awwww! Mint-onee-chan, PLEASE! Come ON, I thought you were my onee-chan!" Pudding pouted.
"NO, you aren't taking more money. Nothing you can do will make me cave in."
"Minto-onee-chan! I really want money! Gimme, please! I'll do tricks! You can help me. Maybe you can teach me ballet! MINTO-ONEE-CHAN! Come on, please? Please? PLEASE? PLEASE?PLEASE? PLE-"
"ALRIGHT! Just take this money, and don't talk to me anymore, okay?" The blue Mew tossed Pudding some cash (a lot of it XD).
"... Thank you, Mint-onee-chan! Na no da!" And the monkey-girl bounced off her lap and walked back to her chair.
Everyone, including the audience, laughed. "Thanks for those dares, Hana-chan!" Wolfbane giggled. "That was funn-"
"OH MY GOD!" iPlatypus screamed suddenly.
"OH MY, WHAT? WHATS GOING ON?" Lucy asked, jumping off Keiichiro's lap, finally.
"I JUST REALIZED!" The little platypus continued, her eyes sparkling. "PAI IS HERE! SQUEEEEE!"
"... You just noticed that?" Shadow, still in her wolf form, asked, a little deflated from iPlatypus' outburst. "Like, hes been here for the whole show. And its just Pai, like, what?"
"Uhh, its not 'just' Pai... MINE!" She jumped onto the alien's lap, making a growly-noise to ward off the other assistants (maybe even a certain Mew XD ).
"Anyway," Wolf-Chan turned to the audience, to see a hand held high in the air. "You there, with the black hair! NO, not you, the one with the brown highlights! YES, with the hand in the air!"
"Ah! You noticed me, Wolfy! Yay! Can I be an assistant? Pretty please?" The girl asked, her tone full of innocence.
"Of course! Come on stage..."
"Ah! YAY! My name is Strawberry Chizoey! But, you can just call me Chizoey!" She announced as she climbed onto the stage. "And I have a dare! Here, its written on this paper..." Chizoey handed a slip of paper to Wolfbane-Chan, her 'innocent' smile becoming rather sly.
The grey wolf gained a look of befuddlement. "It just says 'Ryou: I love you, you're mine.'? Okay, then. RYOU SHIROGANE, I hear-by declare you property of Strawberry Chizoey!"
"YAAAAAY!" Chizoey pulled out a red collar and leash, and slipped the collar around the blonde-boy's neck. "Mine!~"
"Whaa? You can't just claim people!"
"She claimed you." Sunrise pointed out, flipping her brown hair back with a snooty glare at Ryou. "So, get over it."
"Right-O, Sunrise-chan!" Wolfbane smiled, wagging her tail. "Now, then. Lucy, you look like you want to say something?"
"I do! I have truths for everyone! Whats your biggest fear? Mines the dark." She shuddered slightly. "Now, everyone! Tell me!"
"And what if we won't reveal anything?" Zakuro piped up randomly.
"Then..." Wolfy-Chan snarled, turning her head so everyone got a good glance at her sharp, white teeth. "My fangs will surely find your skin, 'kay? So, tell the truth and tell it quick!~"
"Alright, well..." Kisshu was the first to speak, obviously fearing the hostess' fangs. "I have a secret fear... I fear rejection.."
"I fear that me and Masaya's relationship won't last..." Ichigo said, a tear coming to her eye as she spoke of her troubling thought.
"I'm scared that I'll never actually find a lover..." Zakuro muttered, but gave a hopeful glance at Ryou.
"I'm really scared of getting old, and having no one to love..." Keiichiro confessed.
"Aw! Thats a silly fear, Keiichi-san!" Lucy remarked, referring to him in an affectionate nickname. "You're still hot and young! Now, everyone continue..."
"I fear that Pudding will stop being my friend." Taruto grumbled. Aww, How cute!
"Really? I'm scared of the same thing, except with you, na no da!" Pudding was practically glowing now.
"I'm scared of... of..." Lettuce fumbled, as though comparing all the things that scared her and trying to figure out which one scared her the most. "Ahh... Er... I... Um..?"
"Moving on," Shadow groaned, motioning with a flick of her fuzzy ears for someone else to say something.
"I'm scared that my siblings will realize I have an account on this website, and will start stalking my stories. " Wolfbane-Chan said with a light giggle. (I mean it though. If you are one of my siblings, stop stalking my fics! XD ) "Also, I fear clowns... and business-men with tacky ties! I mean, who wants to see a guy in a fancy suit, with weird shiny-purple-with-little-poodles-on-it tie?" (A/N: No offense to anyone who owns a tie like that. But, stop wearing color-clashing tacky ties, please! I'll be blind by the time I'm 30 if I see anymore blindingly-shiny ties D: )
"I'M scared that my research will go wrong, and one day I'll accidentally kill someone." Ryou said, quite 'matter-of-fact-ly'.
"I have no fears. Well, no fears that are relevant to any of you." Pai grumbled from where he sat.
"I doubt that, Pai. You must have some form of fear. Whatever..." Aisha commented quietly. (A/N: What do YOU think Pai's fear is? Leave it in your review! The one(s) I laughed at the most/ thought was the best will be 'true' for this fic :D )
"I fear that I'm..." Mint froze up, thinking about how to phrase what shes saying. "I fear that I'm falling in love with the wrong person..". At that, the assistants AND audience rose up with "Whoooooo!"'s and "Oooooooooh!"'s, in a wave of different tones.
"Ooh, la la, Mint! Hee Hee!" Sunrise taunted with a giggle. "SPILL IT!"
"Tch. No way I'm telling you anything. You'll find out later, maybe." The blue Mew held her head high, as though saying 'Fat Chance.
"Here ya go, Wolfy!" Lucy pulled out three brightly colored cans; ENERGY DRINKS!
"THANK YOU, I'm going to save them 'till the break!
"Oh OOH!" iPlatypus piped up randomly, jumping excitedly on Pai's knee. "I have some dares, Wolfy!"
"Woo hoo!" The grey wolf cheered. "Tell us!"
"First of all, Pai and Lettuce should totally make-out!"
"Wh-what are you talking about, you oddball creature?" The dusk-eyed alien said sharply.
"Well... You did just confess your love, right?" Came the little platypus' reply, obviously not paying attention to the sharpness in her object-of-affection's voice.
"OH MY GOD, YOU SISSY!" Taruto hisses to his comrade. "JUST DO IT AND GET IT OVER WITH, WHIMP!". That, of course, made Pai want to retaliate, but luckily Shadow covered this one; CHOMP! The black and red wolf bit onto his leg, though gentler than when Wolfbane-Chan had bitten him. "Just do it! We don't have all day!"
"... Oh, fine." Pai grumbled to everyone, then muttered something about 'all the freaks here' and 'hell, what do they have against me' and other things that couldn't be heard by anyone. He went to Lettuce, and gave her a quick kiss.
"Thats not making out!" Sunrise and Shadow hissed in unison.
"Yeah, wheres the tongue?" yelled someone in the audience, making everyone onstage give strange looks.
"Uh... Anyways, we should just drop it." Monkey declared.
"Well, I have another even better Dare!" iPlatypus nodded. "Lets... DRESS THE ALIENS UP IN CHRISTMAS LIGHTS!"
"THATS BRILLIANT!" Lucy squealed with glee, cupping her hands together in cunning delight.
"I have some pink ones in the prop-room!" Wolfbane-Chan called happily, quickly transforming back into a human. She had tan skin, breast-length dark brown hair, with blondish-orange bangs and eyes that seem to vary from different shades of brown. She was now wearing a long silvery-white dress that had lace fringe on the hem of the bottom. Wolfbane ran to the prop-room, and returned back onstage swiftly, holding a ton of pink (some multi-colored, though) Christmas lights. "Alright, Assistants! Get your creativeness on, and decorate the aliens!"
Before the host could finish her sentence, Lucy, Shadow (still in wolf form), Sunrise, Aisha, Monkey, iPlatypus, Chizoey and Hana all grabbed the aliens and the lights, wrapping them up quickly and almost 'mummifying' them with the bright, festive lights.
"Ack! Cut it out, I don't like Christma-" Kisshu began, but stopped speaking as Wolfbane-Chan gave him a death-glare.
"Tee hee!~" Lucy giggled, gesturing with a nod of her head at her handiwork on Kish. "I think we did a good job!"
"Agreed!" Hana-Chan smiled. "Look at 'em all; So Christmas-y and cute!"
"Yeah! This is hilarious!" Monkey laughed.
Even the Mew Mew team had to have a good laugh at the poor aliens torture-with-lights.
Wolfbane sniggered from where she stood, a little off to the left of the stage, when she saw a hand fly up in air from the crowd. "You there, miss! I see your hand up!"
"Ahh, YES! I'm so glad you noticed me!" The girl, whom had shoulder-length brown hair and chocolate brown eyes. "My name is Raindrop, can I be an assistant? Pretty, pretty please?"
"Oh, of course! Get up on stage and give us some dares!" Came the hostess' reply.
"Woo hoo! Okay, heres my first Dare is..." Raindrop climbed onto the stage, the collar around her neck shining in the glare of the lights above. "PAI KISS RYOU! Everyone loves a hint of Yaoi once in a while!~"
"you want me to WHAT?" Came Ryou's annoyed snap. "NO. I'm not gay, okay?"
"HEY, that rhymed!" Raindrop pointed out excitedly, ignoring the serious anger in the blondes voice. "Now, go kiss Pai, hurry up I've got more Dares."
"Theres no WAY I'm going to kiss another man." Pai grumbled.
"Yes there is..." Wolfbane-Chan cooed as she strode up to Pai. "I'LL KICK THE CRAP OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T, Same goes for you, Ryou!"
"Heeeey! Another rhyme!" Raindrop smiled brightly. "Gee, this is fun already!"
Lucy went to the center of the stage, an excited bounce in her step. "I KNOW! I know how to make them kiss!" She dragged Ryou out, and literally forced them by shoving their faces together, then pulled them apart. Lucy had a triumphant expression on her face.
"Nice one!" Shadow laughed, her tail wagging in laughter.
"OH! Another Dare: Kisshu, kiss Mint again!" Raindrop said with an eager jump.
"Whaaa? ….. No." The green-haired alien said, in a quiet revolt against the hostess and her army of assistants.
"Excuse me?"
"... NO."
"Uhh, we don't take 'NO''s here, Kish!" Wolfbane informed him, rolling her eyes. "Listen, 'The Reviewer/Assistant is ALWAYS right'. Also, 'The hostess WILL bite, kick, tackle, etc. before giving up on a Dare or Truth'."
"..." Kish was silent as he made his way over to Mint, whom was blushing, and he kissed her, deeply but quickly.
"That was a pretty sorry excuse for a kiss. I do expect better from ANY of you next time!" Hana warned, giving a dominant nod to confirm her orders. "Anything else, Raindrop?"
"HELL YES!" Came the answer. "Uhm... Ryou, make-out with Ichigo, and bring the hippie out!"
"The hippie?" Ichigo raised an eyebrow, asking whom the 'hippie' referred to.
"MASAYA." Everyone answered simply.
"He is NOT a hippie, 'kay?" She defended her lover faithfully. "Hes ECO-FRIENDLY. He CARES!"
"Whatever!" Came another response from the Mews, the Aliens, and the Assistants in unison.
"YO, Stage-Manager! Get that black-haired boy again." The hostess called.
The scrawny stage manager dragged Masaya out. The 'hippie' had an angry expression as he death-glared at Wolfbane-Chan.
"Oh, be nice!" Taruto snarled as he gave Masaya a shove.
"Don't touch me, you little-" He swung at the brunette alien, rounding him (not too hard) on the shoulder.
"HEY, you stupid jerk!" Raindrop snapped, kicking Masaya in an... Uncomfortable area. "Don't EVER attack him again!"
Masaya was groaning on the floor, writhing slightly in pain.
"That was quite a kick, Raindrop-Chan!" Wolfbane remarked with applause.
"Thank you, Wolf! Hey, ICHIGO, I SAID MAKE-OUT WITH RYOU, NOT CHECK TO SEE IF MASAYA IS OKAY!" Raindrop ordered with a scowl at the Mew Mew leader, whom was kneeling beside her lover.
"N-no! I want to see if Masaya-kun is-"
"Wrong answer, short-stuff!" Wolfy-Chan snapped, her narrowed eyes showing she wasn't kidding around. "Do as she says. Masaya will be fine, remember we have medics in the back. Besides, it was just a kick."
"... Fine." Ichigo marched over to Ryou, muttered an apology to Masaya, and began to make-out with her employer.
"Gee, you are so nice, Wolf!" Raindrop smiled. "Here, I brought you a present!~"
"OOH! Ooh! What is it?"
"... 3 ENERGY DRINKS!" Raindrop pulled out three big cans of some form of energy drink.
"OH GOD, WOMAN!" Pai narrowed his eyes as Wolfbane-Chan began to gulp down her gifts. "Are you trying to kill us?". The aliens and the whole Mew team sank with a tinge of fear into their chairs as the hostess' eyes grew wide.
"... What?" Wolfy finally said.
"Oh. That wasn't as bad as I thou-"
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HYPER!" Wolfy began bouncing excitedly, her tail wagging so fast it was a blur. "THANK YOU RAINDROP! Hey, ICHIGO-BAKA! Why did you stop making out with Ryou? Did I SAY it was okay to stop? FRICK!"
Ichigo was silent, her eyes widened at the extremely hyper host.
"UGH. Whatever, pinky. NOW, does anyone else have DAAAARES!"
"OOH! I got some Truths and Dares!" Monkey said, a bright smile on her face as she brushed her hair out of her face. "Okay, TRUTHS: Kisshu, who do you like more, Minto or the pink hag over there?"
"I'M NOT A HAG!"
"Shut it, Ichigo!" Monkey shot back, her smile fading briefly. "So, Kish, answer me! Tell us all!"
"..." He was silent for a while. "I don't know..."
"Uh-oh! We need a total Dr. Phil/ Steve Wilkos moment!" Wolfbane shouted striding up to the green-haired alien. "Okay, Kisshu, ICHIGO obviously is rejecting you. Shes already in love with jerk-face- I mean Masaya, and isn't going to give him up for you. MINTO is single, and you obviously like her, and she isn't rejecting your every advance on her! You get it?"
"... Yeah."
"I don't think you do... Kisshu, c'mon, Ichigo- who hits you, insults you, and completely rejects you, or Mint- whom is actually giving you a chance."
"... Minto, then." He answered with a nod.
"What! R-really?" Mint said, then realized everyone had raised an eyebrow at her excitement. "I mean, not that I care..."
"WHATEVER, I have another truth:" Monkey interrupted, her smile back now. "Taruto, what did you and Pudding do when you were sent to the closet?"
"What do you think?" He answered. "We tried to pick the lock. It took us that whole time, but we finally did it!"
"HEY, you little cheaters!" Wolfbane growled. "NEW RULE: No lock picking, starting NOW."
"Okay, well I have dares too!" Monkey said, pleased with the new rule. "Okay, FIRST DARE: Ryou, beat Masaya up with a metal baseball bat!"
"WHAT? NO!" Masaya, whom was recovered from Raindrop's kick, protested. "Okay, this whole show is crap! And you, Wolfbane, I'll punch your lights out if you don't let me go!". His death-glare showed he wasn't joking.
"Leave the hostess alone!" Hana snapped, but Masaya continued to advance threateningly on Wolfbane-Chan.
"Ryou! Help Wolfy out!" Chizoey begged, handing him a shiny metal baseball bat. "Come on, please! She could get hurt by that maniac hippie!"
"Oh, alright, Chizoey..." Ryou snatched the bat, and stood up.
"EEEE! You know my name!" Chizoey swooned.
"Sorry, Masaya... This isn't personal, its a dare!" The blonde-boy warned. Masaya turned around as Ryou prepared to swing, and everyone- the aliens, the Mews and the assistants- closed their eyes.
There were a few satisfying CLUNK! Sounds, and when everyone opened their eyes, Ryou was leaning on the metal baseball bat, which was pressed like a cane on the ground, and the medics were wheeling Masaya backstage for medical treatment.
"Ahh, just in the nick of time, Ryou!" Wolfbane said gratefully. "Thank you!"
"You did it, Ryou-kun!" Chizoey swooned again, clasping her hands together.
"Yeah, yeah..." Ryou grumbled, sitting back in his chair.
"PAI-SAN!" Monkey said suddenly, smiling almost guiltily at the eldest alien. "I have a little dare for you..."
(THIS WAS CUT OUT DUE TO EXTREME LANGUAGE) After a few minutes of wrestling and arguing, Pai finally did his dare...
"... I'm a banana, yes I am..." Pai, whom was now in a banana suit, grumbled.
"Oh, Hell no!" Came a shout from backstage. A girl with very light brown hair, the length was a bit above the shoulder, and short side bangs, ran onto the stage. She had a fox tail and ears, and the fur on both were bristling with anger. "NO NO NO." She continued.
"Foxtail, what are you doing?" Wolfbane groaned. "Foxtail is my Show Co-Producer ( Co-' because I'M the main producer)."
"Wolfbane, get him to take that BACK and get him outta that costume!"
"Why?" Wolfbane asked as Pai practically jumped out of his Banana costume, overjoyed to be out of it.
"Because, I'M the banana around here!" Foxtail snarled. "BANANA is my nickname, NO ONE takes that from me!" and the Co-Producer stormed off.
"... Yep, thats Foxtail for ya!" Wolfbane laughed. "Any other Dares, Monkey?"
"Ha ha, yes! One more: Pudding, give Tart a candy drop and kiss on the cheek."
"Okay, na no da!" Pudding popped a candy drop in Taruto's mouth before he could protest, and gave him a kiss on the cheek. "All done, na no da!"
"Same here!~" Monkey giggled. "I'm out of Dares and Truths for now."
"Then its time for the Dare-Electronic! You reviewers sent me some dares (but didn't want to be an assistant), and it'll appear on the screen! Aisha, can you read it out-loud?" Wolfbane smiled, brushing her hair over her shoulder.
The dare appeared on the TV screen.
"From: starfirewinx:
Star: Omg I luv dis!
Katie: I like it too!
Star: this is my cuzin Katie and we want to give a dare to pudding.
Pudding, you have to kiss tart 4 longer than 30 seconds! " Aisha read, nodding as if approving the dare.
Taruto and Pudding kissed, but once it was 31 seconds, they stopped.
"... No fair, that was only 31 seconds!" iPlatypus pointed out.
"Well, the dare said longer than 30 seconds, so we completed the dare!" Tart argued.
"Hmph. Well, we have another Dare-Electronic, so, Lettuce read what appears on screen!" Wolfbane-Chan said as she sat cross-legged on the stage.
"From: SeRe-SeRe98: LoL Truth Hats, Torture Machines? That's me! :P So:
Pai: Eat 10 cups of ice cream!
Taru-Taru: Kiss Pudding! :P
Kisshu: Ummmmmmmm... eat some cookies because they're healthy!"
That's all!:P " Lettuce read.
"Okay, STAGE-MANAGER!" Wolfbane called the scrawny man forth. "Get some cookies, and 10 cups of ice cream."
"Wait... You mean I get free ice cream?" Pai asked inquisitively, his eyes widening in a child-like fashion. Poor Pai, ever since that one day Taruto fed them ice cream, hes been addicted.
"Yes, sir." The Stage-Manager said quietly as put the ice cream before the dusk-haired alien. Then, he gave Kisshu the cookies.
"YUM!" Kish munched happily on his chocolate-chip cookies. "These are fwery gfud chookhees!" He said, muffles through the large cookie he shoved in his mouth.
"Don't talk with your mouth full!" Lucy corrected with a roll of her eyes.
"Sorry..." The green-haired alien swallowed. "I SAID: Those are very good cookies!"
"Oh. Okay! Hows the ice cream, Pai?" Lucy leaned back a bit, resting happily on Keiichiro.
"Delicious!" Was the instant reply.
"Well, time for your Dare, na no da!" Pudding beamed at Tart, whom just said something under his breath and gave Pudding a kiss on the cheek.
"Stop doing those Dares!" Taruto hissed at the assistants.
"MAKE US!" They all replied in unison. UNISON OF THE ASSISTANTS – UNITE!
"Another Dare-Electronic: Zakuro, Read this one 'cause you never talk!" Wolfbane ordered.
"... From: Shari: This chapter is really funny. Can you make Ichigo make out with Ryou?" The wolf Mew read.
The crowd/readers 'OOOOOH'ed and clapped.
"Do I have to again?" Ichigo whined.
"YES. Now do it." Aisha growled. So, Ryou and Ichigo began making out. She was obviously enjoying it, though tried to hide it. Silly Ichigo...
"Oooh! WOLFBANE-CHAN, over here!" Called a voice from the audience. "Can I be an assistant?". The girl was very striking, since she had very long, waist-length silver hair. Her brown eyes were gentle and caring, though obviously had a streak of mischief.
"Of course! Get on stage and tell us your Dares!" Wolfbane smiled.
"Okay! You can call me Gin Gitsue, or just Gin!~" The girl cooed as she jumped nimbly onto the stage. "Hmm, for my first Dare... Minto, spray paint your 'Zakuro Adoration' Book... RED!"
"What? NO. I refuse!" The bird Mew snapped.
"I got the book!" Sunrise snarled, pulling the book from Mint's bag. "Hand me the spray paint, Gin!"
Gin Gitsue tossed the can of paint to the younger girl, and Sunrise spritzed a large slash over the cover and other areas of the large book.
"You... RUFFIANS!" Minto screamed at them with a glare.
"Oh, hush up." Gin rolled her eyes. "I have another dare! Ichigo, Break up with Masaya! I have what you're supposed to say right here on this paper...". The silver-haired assistant handed a slip of paper to Ichigo.
"I-I have to say this?" The Mew Mew leader whimpered.
"YES!" Wolfbane-Chan snapped instantly. "STAGE MANAGER, Get Masaya back here!"
The Stage Manager did as told, and Masaya, Recovered from his injuries, was back onstage.
"Okay, Ichigo wants to break up with you!" Chizoey said matter-of-factly.
"I'm sorry, Masaya... Wolfbane-Chan and Gin-Chan are making me do this..." Ichigo began. "YOU STUPID DAMNED HIPPIE! GO TO HELL I HATE YOU!"
Just then, a little penguin crashed through the window, landing on Masaya's shoulder. It slapped him, and proclaimed "My lifetime goal of Slapping a Hippie has been achived!", and raced away. Yep, this show was total INSANITY, and everyone was loving each moment of it.
Masaya exited the stage, forgetting to be mad at Gin and Wolfbane.
"NOW, Ichigo, make out with Kisshu until you literally can't!" Gin Gitsue ordered smugly.
Before Ichigo or Kisshu could make a sound, Sunrise had pushed them together, starting the Dare.
Aisha jumped up form where she sat on the floor, her eyes flared and a smirk crossed her face. "Wolfbane, I have some dares!"
"Okie-dokie, your wish is THEIR command!" the hostess pointed at the Mew Mews and Aliens.
"Okay... Pudding! Have a Boxing Fight with Taruto!" The horned-girl commanded.
…. Five seconds. Five seconds, and Pudding beat Tart. Five seconds, and he was down.
"... You suck, Tart!" Kisshu booed.
"Aw, shut it!" Taruto snapped back, sitting grumpily in his chair.
"Sorry, Taru-Taru, na no da!" Pudding smiled. "I should have gone easy on you!"
Knowing that would have brought on a long argument from the brunette alien, Aisha spoke, "Okay! Ichigo! Upset right? Good. Fall into a deep depression. Think of the terrible things in your life!"
"..." Ichigo looked like she was depressed.
"MINTO," Aisha whispered to the bird Mew. "Go say something!"
"Alright..." Mint went and pulled up her chair beside Ichigo, whom was currently sulking.
"Ichigo! Listen..." Mint began. "You need to stop being depressed! Think of all the good things in your life: Boyfriend(s), best friends, a job, money, though not as much money as me... Er, anyways, we all love you, and I'll pay for any counsilling you might need. Okay? Ichigo? ICHIGO?"
"Huh? WHAT?" The cat Mew looked up.
"You need Depression Counselling! I can get you spot on Oprah or something, too." Mint offered.
"NO no no, I was looking at Wolfbane-Chan's shoes... I'm not depressed!" Ichigo pointed at the hostess' shiny silvery-white boots.
"... CHEATER!" Aisha snarled, but didn't press further.
"Can you still get me on Oprah? I'll take the therapy-session cash too!" Ichigo smiled at Mint.
"FORGET IT, loser!" Minto hissed, pushing her chair away.
"Sorry, Ichigo!" Wolfbane laughed. "Seems like you should have just gone with the Dare!~ SERVES YOU RIGHT! If you ignore the Dare, you'll get burned!~"
"Wolf! WOLF!" Shadow bounced up and down excitedly. "One of your Co-Producers, Foxtail, just said the Tunnel of Love is fixed! Can we play with it now? Pretty please?"
"Of course! STAGE-MANAGER!" Wolfbane called for the scrawny man again. "Unlock the door to the tunnel! Everyone, clear out of the center of the stage!"
Everyone did as told and backed off to the edges. Suddenly, a hole opened up in the floor! There was water, and little boats.
"Everyone in! Assistants, get on the extra long boat. We need to keep an eye on my couples!~" Wolfbane-Chan smiled, turning back into a wolf and hopping nimbly into her boat. "Okay, here are my couples:
Pai and Lettuce!
Zakuro and Ryou!
Mint and Kisshu!
I suppose thats all for now... Pudding and Taruto can't ride, because its dark and they aren't tall enough..."
The assistants got into their loooooooong boat, and the couples got into their smaller ones.
"~When, the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, thats amore!~" Wolfbane howled the song whilst the boats began to sail on the dark, obviously deep, waters. It was a bit scary, through the seemingly endless tunnel.
"... Well, Zakuro and Ryou got it over with quick!" iPlatypus remarked, nodding to the couple whom was passionately making out.
"Ugh. Hurry up, you dolts!" Sunrise snapped to the couples, holding her sisters arm in fear. "Its so dark here! I hate it, I wanna get outta here fast!"
"... D-dark?" Lucy gulped.
"Ohh, well, Mint and Kisshu just finished their kiss!" Chizoey pointed.
"Now, one couple left..." Aisha narrowed her eyes on Pai and Lettuce.
It took a few more minutes, but finally (emphasis on the 'finally') Pai leaned in and gave Lettuce a quick kiss.
"THANK GOD!" Sunris cheered. "I'm glad we get to get outta here!"
"YAY!" Lucy seconded the cheer. Suddenly, light engulfed the whole tunnel, forcing everyone to cover their eyes, and when they uncovered, they were back onstage, boats gone, and hole closed up.
"How did we get here so fast? What happened?" Monkey was confused.
"I dunno. Certain things just work that way for me!" Wolfy-Chan barked happily.
"Okay, me and Sunrise have some Dares and Truths, Wolf!" Shadow wagged her tail.
"Okay, shoot; Order them around!" The hostess wolf nodded approvingly.
Pai, kiss Lettuce! Ichigo, Kiss Kisshu! Mint, Kiss Ryou! Pudding, Kiss Taruto! Zakuro, Kiss Keiichiro!" Sunrise ordered. Just as everyone was about to protest, Wolfbane and Shadow started up in a chorus of barks and snarls, snapping jaws and growls, forcing everyone to back off and do their thing.
"Good." Sunrise nodded as she observed all the kissing. "MEW MEWS! Sing 'Disturbia' by Rihanna!"
"Remember: Only a part of it! I don't have all day for your stupid singing!" Wolfbane reminded with a smile.
"It's a thief in the night to come and grab you
It can creep up inside you and consume you
A disease of the mind, it can control you
It's too close for comfort!" They all began, singing together perfectly. Their voices were mingled in perfection! "Put on your pretty lies, you're in the city of wonder
Ain't gon' play nice, watch out you might just go under
Better think twice, your train of thought will be altered
So if you must falter be wise! Your mind's in disturbia, it's like the darkness is light! Disturbia, am I scaring you tonight? Disturbia, ain't used to what you like! Disturbia, disturbia !"
The audience and Assistants applauded! It was perfect sounding!
"Now sing 'Supernatural' by Raven!" Shadow growled happily.
"Okay... 1, 2, 3, Mint, you start!" Ichigo grinned.
Did you see a shooting star, Cross the sky spectacular," Mint sang, her voice silky and free.
"On the front by a mile, Radiating crazy style," Lettuce sang, her voice surprisingly controlled and even.
"The universe comes to me, I can make it look so he can see," Zakuro sang. Of course, she sang gorgeously!
"Like a rare phonomenon, You can see today what I see beyond!" Ichigo's singing voice was fun and smooth.
When I get this feeling
"Something's about to happen without any reason it's supernatural! Some people call it crazy!" They sang together now. "Some things there's no explaining. Just believe what you see- It's supernatural!".
The crowd cheered, clapping even louder.
"Thats was even better! Now sing 'Best Damn Thing' by Avril Lavigne!" Shadow and Sunrise said in unison.
"Alright. This time, Zakuro goes first!" Ichigo nodded. All the Mews were obviously enjoying their singing session!
"You're not, not, not gonna get any better! You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me, never! Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me- We're not the same! And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle! You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal! Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen; I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen!" Came Zakuro's gentle, yet rough, singing voice.
"Give me an A! Always give me what I want!" Ichigo sang, her voice going from smooth, to perfect.
"Give me a V! Be very very good to me!" Lettuce's gentle, almost pleading, voice cut through the air.
"R! Are you gonna treat me right?" Mint sang, her silky voice seemed to wipe the air clean.
"I! I can put up a fight" Pudding's voice was surprisingly mature!
"Give me an L! Let me hear you scream loud! Let me hear you scream loud" They all sang in unison, their voices, all so different, melded to make a perfect song.
"Wooo! That was so awesome!" Sunrise gushed, though there was a sharp jealousy in her eyes.
"Now, heres one for the MEN: Sing 'Down' By Jay Sean!" Wolfbane, Whom discussed the song with Sunrise a few minutes ago and knew their plans, said with a smirk.
"So baby don't worry, you are my only,
You won't be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You'll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down! Even if the sky is falling down!" They all sang, half-heartedly, obviously not interested.
"PICK IT UP!" Raindrop snapped suddenly, causing everyone to look. "What? They need to do better!"
"True... Now try singing 'Do You Remember', Also by Jay Sean!" Shadow growled.
"There's nothing left to say! Don't waste another day..." Ryou began, glaring at Raindrop as he sung better.
"Just you and me tonight, Everything will be okay!" Kisshu picked up his singing as well.
"If it's alright with you then it's alright with me..." Keiichiro sang, his voice absolutely angelic.
"Baby let's take this time, let's make new memories!" Even Pai was singing better now.
"Do you remember, do you remember, do you remember..." They all sang this part now. "All of the times we had! Do you remember, do you remember, do you remember... All of the times we had!
….Let's bring it back! ….Let's bring it back!"
"Actually, that was pretty friggin' GOOD!" Wolfbane remarked as the crowd began to clap happily. Though, the men weren't as good as the Mews, they were still good.
".. Hey, Wolf..." Sunrise began. "Me and Shadow talked... Can you bring in Masaya and Deep Blue?"
"... FINE." Came the hostess' reply. "But, if Deep Blue attacks me, I get to rip him apart!"
Masaya, and surprisingly enough Deep Blue walked in.
"YOU! Young but annoying Beast-Girl!" Deep Blue pointed a finger at Wolfbane-Chan. "You will die for keeping me locked in a room! I am not property, Beast-Girl!"
"Ahh, blow it out your ear!" The grey wolf snarled so loud, it caused everyone to flinch. "Now, we got a dare... MASAYA, MAKE-OUT WITH DEEP BLUE!". All the Assistants pushed them together, forcing a kiss between Masaya and Deep Blue. It was forced for about 40 seconds, then they managed to throw the assistants backwards and end the kiss.
"OWW! Hey, no faaaaaaaiir!" Sunrise whimpered, her ears and tail, popping out as she narrowed her eyes.
"Jerk! Don't treat us like that!" Monkey stuck her tongue out at Deep Blue.
"Yeah! We might be girls, but we're tougher than your weak butt!" Aisha snapped.
"Silence, odd women!" Deep Blue snarled.
"Ah, knock it off, you idiot!" Shadow glared. "Deep Blue, Masaya; Run around the stage saying 'I'm a pony, you're a pony, we're all Ponies!'."
"Why should we?" Masaya asked, rather coldly.
"Because, its an ancient chant! It can summon power five times more powerful than yourself, Deep Blue-sama!" Shadow said innocently.
"I'm a pony, you're a pony, we're all Ponies! I'm a pony, you're a pony, we're all Ponies!"They chanted, running swiftly around the stage. Everyone began to laugh, some were at the point of tears and wetting themselves by the time Deep Blue and Masaya realized they had been tricked.
"Foolish stupid Beast!" Deep Blue yelled at Wolfbane.
"Excuse me?" She snapped, instantly out of her laughing-fit. "Listen up- YOUR ON MY STAGE, and Shadow and Sunrise have more Dares..."
"YAAAAAAAAH!" Shadow howled angrily as she pounced, biting onto Deep Blue's throat. As soon as she had leaped, the Medics were out, and quickly took the bleeding Deep Blue away for treatment.
"Sunrise!" Shadow said, a cunning smirk on her muzzle as she wiped blood away. "Kiss Masaya while stabbing him!"
Sunrise hissed at her, but obeyed. She pulled out a dagger, and stabbed the 'Hippie' in the thigh as she kissed him.
"MASAYA-KUN!" Ichigo screamed at her lover. Medics rushed back out and took Masaya away to be treated.
Ichigo ran after him, but glared at Sunrise on the way backstage.
"Shadow! I have a dare for you!~" Sunrise said, mischief clouding her eyes. "KISS RYOU!"
"Ugh... FINE!" Shadow snapped, transforming into her human form. She grabbed Ryou and kissed him quickly. "Bleh..."
"HA HA, I get the last laugh!" Sunrise stuck her tongue out at her sister.
"Whatever, runt." Shadow rolled her eyes. "PAI! Do a puppet show with Barbies. Keep them for the rest of the chapter!"
"... NO."
"I'll negotiate, then!~" Wolfbane yawned. "You tell a good story for the Assistants, and give me food!"
"... Deal." He nodded.
The Mews and other aliens left the stage, and the Assistants gathered around Pai happily. They sat cross-legged on the floor, smiling expectantly at Pai.
"This is gunna be a good story, right?" Lucy asked politely.
"Yeah! Remember: Begin it with 'Once Upon a Time' and ends when you say 'Happily Ever After'!" iPlatypus reminded.
"Oooh, is it going to be a princess story?" Sunrise asked.
"What is this, the Kindergarten Club?" Pai rolled his eyes.
"No, its the Assistants Club!" Gin corrected.
"YEAH! So, get on with the story!" Monkey said anxiously.
"Fine... Once Upon a Time..." Pai began coldly. "There were a group of Assistants-"
"NO, no telling a real thing!" Raindrop pouted.
"FINE, Once Upon a Time, there was a pack of Wolves: Chizoey, Raindrop, iPlatypus, Monkey, Shadow, Sunrise, Aisha, Lucy, Hana and Gin. They were lead by a big wolf named Wolfbane. One day, they began annoying a group of men, and they got skinned and worn as fur coats!"
"... THAT WASN'T A HAPPY ENDING!" Chizoey snarled.
"Oh, FINE! Wolfbane led the Pack into a big field, filled with deer and meat. Turns out, they... Found a secret path to... A magical land, and there, they lived happily ever after. THE END." He concluded.
"... Good enough!" Lucy approved.
"Yeah, it was pretty good!" Hana nodded.
"... Okay, now FOOD!" Wolfbane said impatiently.
Pai rolled his eyes, got up, and went backstage. He reappeared quickly, with a dish in his hand. He put it down for the hostess, since she was still in her wolf form.
"... Its dog food!" She exclaimed, narrowing her eyes angrily. "DOG FOOD, Pai."
"So? You're a dog." He remarked.
"Oh, you did NOT just go there!" Wolfbane snarled, her fur bristling.
"Well, if you eat all that food, theres a surprise down at the bottom of the dish."
"REALLY?" and with that, Wolfbane began chowing down happily, quickly swallowing the food, but what she found at the bottom of her dish was... Asparagus!
"You... Tried to feed me... ASPARAGUS?" Wolfbane screamed. "YOU EVIL BEING! UGH!"
Everyone was back onstage now, staring at Wolfbane's outburst.
"Oh, Wolfbane!" Sunrise piped up, hoping to dim the hostess' anger. "Me and Shadow brought you an energy drink!"
"Really? YUM!" Wolfbane-Chan took the can graciously, and chugged it cheerfully. The hyperness quickly sunk in.
"HEY, I SEE A HAND UP IN THE CROWD! YOU THERE! BROWN HAIR, BLUE EYES!" The wolf pointed at a girl, a black panther was standing beside her.
"My name is Famine! And this is Plague!" 'Famine' announced, petting her panther-friend. "We would like to be assistants!"
"COME ONNNNN STAGE!" Wolfbane howled.
Plague and Famine clambered up onstage. "OKAY! I have Truths: Kisshu, when you died, did your life flash before your eyes?"
"Ehh, sorta. I don't remember, it all happened so fast!" Kisshu recalled.
"Before Kish died he tried to kiss you. WHY DIDN'T YOU MEET HIM HALFWAY?" Famine growled, and Plague bared her teeth.
"Because, Masaya is the one I love. I couldn't kiss Kish in front of my lover!" Ichigo said, though she looked down to avoid everyones glares.
"Hmph! Stupid excuse..." Aisha grumbled.
"Whatever, Pinky..." Famine continued. "Taruto, Did you know there's a lemon story between you and Pudding? How do you feel about this?"
"... Wait, theres a story about a Lemon?" Taruto said, obviously confused.
"Ok, I think hes too innocent to know what a 'lemon story' is, so I'll field this one for him: WHAAAT? SERIOUSLY?" Wolfbane-Chan laughed. "Should I laugh, of wet myself? that is odd! I never thought a Lemon Story between the two!"
"Hm. Oh, Wolf! One of your Co-Producers is holding a sign backstage..." Chizoey announced. "It says 'Time for the Break'..."
"OH, then, its time for a break!" Wolfbane smiled. "Okay, we can go backstage and chill for a bit!~"
"But, we'll be back in a bit!" Raindrop cut in happily.
"Right, Raindrop-chan!" Wolfbane nodded. "Okay, Assistants exit to your left, Mews and Aliens to your right! I'll call you on intercom when its time to come back on stage!"
An with that, everyone went backstage. One thought went through all their minds: Things are just getting crazier!
"HEY, I STILL HAVE THE ENERGY DRINKS LUCY GAVE ME!" They heard Wolfbane-Chan cheer. Yep. Things could only get crazier!
Me: that took a long time to write... I'm so tired... Once again, sorry for not updating in a week! Sorry! I was busy this week, and I can't update this weekend, 'cause I'm hanging with a friend... Guess who: You know her as 'Foxtail' :)
Wish us a good weekend, leave some Dares and Truths! ALSO: Please leave in your reviews whom you think might be Keiichiro's sweetheart! Even if its you, tell me!
And, whats Pai's fear? Tell me what you think! It'll be put in next chapter :D
Okay, see you next chapter!~