Oopsianity Outline:
How it began: One day, my friend Rachel did something bad, so she had to call our friend Miranda and beg for her forgiveness as God. Her being God became an inside joke and we somehow ended up making our own religion for it. (please do not think of this as blasphemy, it is mearly a joke and a form of amusement. We take none of it seriously.)
Characters:
God- Allpowerful ,Hyperactive, Obsessive Otaku
God's Bitch- Spoiled Uke with obsession over Naruto and Ramen
Mercenary- Pretty much runs Heaven. God's secretary (basically)
Shepherd- One of God's first followers
Sheep- Constant power struggle against Shepherd
Jesus- Changes several times depending on what we do to him…
And more to come…
Commandments:
1) Thou shall not spazz God
2) Thou shall love their bitches ignorant
3) Thou shall love ter Winter Wonderland (long story)
4) Thou shall not make God's Bitch cry
5) Thou shall play Guitar Hero/Kingdom Hearts
6) Thou shall flip off assholes
7) Thou shall worship Cheshire/Roxas/Uchihas … AFTER GOD
8) Thou shall not question God's (immanent) authority
9) Thou shall praise God's Bitch when she is good
10) 10,000 + 10,000 = 1,000,000
11) Thou shall learn to cover ears when God squees
12) Thou shall not pole God/God's Bitch in the head
13) Thou shall listen to God's Ipod
14) God shall get the window seat
15) Thou shall hold tea into thy stomach
16) Thou shall have cold fingers
17) Thou shall love pencils and worship erasers
18) Thou shall screw pens to Hell
19) Thou shall have tea with the Mad Hatter at 6
20) Thou shall believe in the best butter