In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it. [crack, canon divergence]

Inspired by Second Chances by Slayer of Destiny. Harry finds himself pregnant with Voldemort's child due to a magical accident and the Order aren't happy, constantly trying to kill the baby. Harry, Fred and George escape and go to Voldemort, hoping for safety, and they might just find a lot more than that. I don't own Harry Potter. I hope you are all having an amazing day.

A happenstance meeting between Tom and a mysterious witch named Hermione in Borgin and Burkes sends the pair of them on a tangled path to get what they want - Tom, ultimate power over the wizarding world, and Hermione, to bring down the dangerous wizard at the edges of her mind. Will their magnetic connection help or hinder them in their ultimate goals? Time travel AU.

Stubborn. Driven. Powerful. Uncompromising. Abandonment. Trauma. Doubt. Daddy issues. Being the brightest witch of her age comes with its fair share of baggage. Smut, lemons and rambles from Katies's point of view as she tries to figure out life as an adult. Post-war, Snape lives. Or does he. EDIT: Apologies! There has been a plot twist in the form of a character change.

Cassiopeia Black may prefer research to family politics, but she refuses to allow her family name to be ruined after the events of fall 1981. With the help of a routine obsessed house elf, Cassiopeia sets out to spin the Black family's largest PR nightmare in 100 years with a lot of old magic, some luck, and her Squib brother's family... the Grangers.

Nine year old Melissa enjoys a carefree lifestyle after being reborn in the past; but how much will that attitude change after meeting seven year old Harry Potter? No Pairings. Hufflepuff!Harry

Professor Granger is a very busy woman, so busy in fact, that she can hardly believe Headmaster Garth has made it mandatory for all professors to sit-in on any class offered on campus each term. Turns out Astronomy is quite a fascinating subject, except for the small inconvenience that Draco Malfoy is the Professor. Welcome to the first term of the year.

PARTE 6. "Si quieres la paz, prepárate para la guerra". Albus llevaba tiempo preparándose, o al menos, eso creía él. Pero nada podría haberlo prepararlo para lo que iba a suceder durante esa guerra. El mundo mágico nunca volverá a ser el mismo. Y él tampoco.

Voldemort didn't want to kill Harry. Instead, he sought to do something worse, with a much darker ambition. But there's one thing he should have remembered: where Harry Potter's concerned, nothing goes according to plan. Evil Godlike Harry/Fleur/Gabrielle; Evil-Trio

Follow Hermione Granger in five respective oneshots where she is 'the other woman' in the relationship with the Big Five Powerhouse Ladies of Harry Potter. 1) Bellatrix Black 2) Andromeda Black 3) Narcissa Malfoy 4) Fleur Delacour 5) Pansy Parkinson

Hermione has a past life in the time of the Founders of Hogwarts and this effects her future. Hermione's POV.

Why Should I Worry? Response: So, let's see if I understand: my name's Harry Potter. I'm a wizard, the only known survivor of an evil curse and, for that, you call me Saviour? Okay: just one question: where the frack have you so-called hero-worshippers been for the past ten years? Dark/Evil Super Harry/Carrows;

Marauders AU! Time-Travel! The Battle of Hogwarts didn't change anything. And standing on the ruins, Hermione decides that she has nothing to lose. The Mirror of Erised takes her to the past. Will she be able to change the sad outcome of her failed fairy tale and save those she loved?

Narcissa visits Sirius in Azkaban in the aftermath of Halloween 1981 to demand why he betrayed James, only to find he is innocent. She demands he gets a trial and is set free, only to discover some horrible revelations of the new accomodations of Harry Potter.

Narcissa teaches a class at Hogwarts for girls to please their husbands and customers. She also needs a new volunteer and Harry tries out so he can be pleased by all of his classmates and the professor. Harry/multi.

The epic tale of Remus Lupin and Sirius Black, from their first meeting until their happily ever after. A young werewolf who hasn't experienced human touch for six years meets a young pure-blood who's never known how it feels to be loved. The story follows Remus and Sirius through Hogwarts and beyond. Slightly AU in the beginning but goes major AU after Halloween 1981.

Voldemort was defeated at the ministry at the end of Harry's fifth year so Harry and his friends are looking forward to their first peaceful year at Hogwarts. Unfortunately, squib births among purebloods are at a record high. A new study reveals that a very low percentage of squibs are born couples who aren't both pureblood. The Wizengamot re-enacts an ancient marriage law.

My brother's facebook postings of story prompts and drabbles. Some very short, some short and some almost middling in length. Still going to rate them M for safety. Plus since he posts them on Facebook with a picture we have have to adjust for the jokes.

One of Harry's magical relatives is not dead, and he comes to get Harry from the Dursleys. How different will the life of the Boy-Who-Lived be if he actually gets to live, not only survive, before he goes to Hogwarts, and if he has a family he can rely on? /-/-/ AU, starts about half a year before chapter 2 of book 1.

MESSED UP ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Lily lived on that night and took Harry to her family in Harlan County Kentucky. Dumbledore finds him in the summer of 1996 to recruit him with the help of Hermione Granger. That will not be as easy as he had hoped. Lunar Harmony eventually. Bad Dumbledore. Bad Snape. Bad Ron. Some characters already dead. others out of canon personality.

Leonides Joannis was a pureblood wizard destined for Slytherin- that is, until his mother found out he's half vampire, and kicked him out of the house when he was seven. Growing up is tough for everyone, but when you lust for blood, things get that much harder. Lily and Leo have been best friends for months, but can he confess his heritage? PLEASE NOTE THIS STORY STARTED IN 2012!

The following is a collection of writing challenges themed around "The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows". This is for the site Always Snape, run by Heatherlly.

Basorexia: the irresistible urge to kiss someone. Or how Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger, after the war, will deal with their pain together. Azkaban, grief, addiction and depression, how will they overcome it all? Cover by @iamrosetta

Au lendemain de la guerre, Drago est enfermé pour quinze ans. Le seul moyen qu'il soit libéré est d'épouser une Née-Moldue. Il se retrouve alors marié à Hermione Granger et part vivre à ses côtés en France, dans la ferme de ses grands-parents. Mais la guerre et l'emprisonnement ont laissé des traces, comment guériront-ils ?

Prompt: blackinnon fanfic where she and sirius are matchmaking jily but realise their feelings towards each other