2. And I'm related to these people how?
"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I so need to get you a new wardrobe!" Alice cheered on the way to the semi-familiar home. I was about read to scream.
Please made it stop! I begged pretending to be interested in what ever Alice was babbling on about.
"Alice!" Edward (It was still too weird to call them mom and dad) warned.
"Sorry." Alice said apologizing as the car turned into an unmarked dirt road. A minute later, I saw the big house.
"Welcome home." Bella said smiling. I could see in her eyes how happy she was like a blind man being able to see again.
"Thanks" I mumbled and gabbed my bag from the trunk.
"Come on I'll show you to your room" Alice said practically squealed.
"Ok." I said not really interested in seeing it, but I put on a fake smile on and followed her upstairs. She opened the door reviling a pink room.
"Do you like it?" Alice asked,
"It's pink." I stated.
"Glad you like it." Alice squealed and walked downstairs before I could comment.
Why does she think saying that's its pink mean that I like it? I thought.
"That's just how Alice works. You'll get used to it."
Its pink I thought again causing Edward to chuckle.
I started thinking of burning all of Alice's clothes and she got a look of horror in her face.
"Don't you dare Renesmee Carlie Cullen!" Alice yelled as Edward laughed
"Relax. It was just a thought that I wasn't thinking of acting on." I lied who could take clothes so seriously
"Alice" was Edward's reply to my unspoken question. I lightly took his hand.
Fine but if she dresses me she's going down I thought and he chuckled in his mind, I'm serous I don't like being a Barbie
Good luck telling Alice that
Well if she tries she's going to end up very confused and in Japan with limbs in every country that got Edward to laugh
"What's so funny?" Alice asked
"Nothing," I responded quickly.
"Ok. Well come on. We need to go shopping!" Alice Exclaimed.
"How about you buy me stuff except no pink unless it's with black and no skirts. I'm a size joiner's two pants and small shirts. Oh and absolutely no dresses." I said smiling.
"Ok. Fine" Alice said putting the she got s mile on her face.
What is she going to buy me? I thought grabbing Edward's hand.
I don't know something about Victoria secret and bra's or something he thought I almost lighted right then.
"Alice. Don't I get a hug before you leave?" I asked innocently
"Sure." Alice said and hugged me. I saw the neon pink Victoria secret sign and her buying me a bunch of bras in every color but pink and like five that are black and pink.
"32D" I whispered into her ear so low Edward couldn't even hear me and Alice laughed.
"32, what?" Edward asked.
"Nothing." I said with a smile.
"Why don't I believe you?" Edward asked.
"Relax Eddie. It's a girl thing." I said.
"Bye!" Alice called.
"Nice room." Jake said walking in.
"Do you want to die? Because I will kill you." I said with a threatening smile.
"Oh, really?" Jake asked tauntingly. I toughed Jake's arm and sent pictures of me killing him vampire style. Edward and Jake looked like they where going to shit themselves I laughed.
"What's so funny?" Bella asked.
"Nothing." I replied sweetly.