A/N: ok i own nothing except nessie's kisk ass attitude, her nickname Ren (Witch other people may have uese), And the tree. as you heard THE RATING MAY GO UP! that all depends on how carried away jake and Nessie get when the family goes hunting. ;0

CHAPTER 4

Why yea I am a B!%(#

I woke up the next morning in a daze. Jake and I were laying together in a bed. Jake was sprawled out. Drooling and snoring. I smiled and pushed him off the bed. He grabbed the blanket with him. He had his butt in the air, having his knees tucked into his chest with the blanket under him. I laughed, grabbed some clothes and went into the bathroom. When I got in there I locked the door. When I was done I headed downstairs to see what every one was doing. I went into the kitchen to find food. I pulled out some cerial, milk, a bowl and a spoon. When I was done with my breakfast I went into the living room with my sketchpad. I started sketching all the couples in the living room. I started with Emmett and Rose and ended with Edward and Bella.

"Nice shirt." Emmett said.

"Thanks." I said. I was wearing a shirt that said 'when other girls wanted to be ballerina's (insert picture of a ballerina), I wanted to be a vampire (insert a pick of red lips with vampire fangs.).

"Morning." Jake mumbled walking down the stairs.

"Morning." I said. "ohh. Rose come here and look at this drawing."

I showed her a picture of Jake as a dog eating out of a dog bowl. He had on collar that said 'Jake. If lost do not return.' Rose looked at it and passed it to everyone. They all cracked up laughing.

"Nice, nessie. Were did you get it?" Rose asked. I looked down and blushed.

"I drew it." I muttered.

"Did you get him to pose or something?" Rose asked.

"No, I had the image in my head so I drew it." I admitted. Rose looked threw the sketchbook and pointed some out to the others.

"How long have you been drawing?" Edward asked.

"longer then I can remember." I said.

"These are really good. I really like this one." Rose said.

It was a picture of Emmett, Rose, Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Esme, Carlisle, and a baby me.

"Oh, Ren you looked so cute." Jake said looking at the picture. I hit him on the head. "Why must you kill my brain cells? I need them." Jake said.

"Jakeie, I'm sorry to be the one to tell you but you don't have any brain cells." I told Jake.

"Funny." Jake said dryly.

"Don't you have to go chase your tail or something?" I asked with a smirk.

"Dude you got owned!" Emmett exclaimed.

"Hey Emmett, want to hear a story of the time Jake tried to think?" I asked.

"Sure. Come on guys story time." Emmett said sitting in front of me on the floor.

"Ok so last week Jake decided to think. I don't know what possessed him to go it but he was doing this math work sheet. Jake got stuck on a problem, he had to think real hard about it. I smelled smoke from my room so I came to see what was up. When I got to the kitchen Jake was sitting at the table holding his pencil so tight I thought it would snap, face was red, and his checks puffed. I got him to stop thinking and go take a nap from exhausting himself while thinking.

"later I went back and looked at the worksheet and saw that her got stuck on the first problem: 2+2." I said. Everyone minus Jake starting laughing.

"Ren can I talk to you for a minute outside?" Jake asked.

"Sure." I said.

I followed him threw the forest until we were war enough away from the house so we wouldn't be heard. Jake looked at me his eyes black from anger (I'm guessing).

"Ren..." Jake started.

"I'm sorry." I cut him off, I looked down. "I was being a bitch"

"Yea you were, why?" Jake asked.

I pinned Jake up to the closest tree (remember he's like a foot taller then me.) and kissed him. He eagerly kissed me back. I broke away and smiled.

"I love you Jacob Black." I told him.

Jake kissed me again. After a minute he picked me up to make us more comfortable. I wrapped my legs around Jake's waist, my hands went to play with Jake's hair. Jake moaned into the kiss and we broke apart to breath.

"Wow." Jake said.

"Write back at ya." I said and noticed that Jake had a little problem.

"What?" Jake asked.

"Need some help with that?" I asked looking at his 'little' problem.

"As much as I would love that I don't think it's a good idea." Jake said. I put my hand on Jake's and Sent him pictures of Elephants having sex (A/N: ewwwwwwwwwww). Jake's 'problem' disappeared.

"That's what I meant. What did you think I was going to do?" I said then got it. "Wait? You thought I would... just after... your insane" I said.

"Sorry. I'm a guy, it's how we think." Jake said sheepishly.

"What ever." I said.

A/N: ok so i'm going to be putting up a poll so take a look at it. and vote