Chapter 5: Barbie, I ain't your Barbie.
Ok I'm trying to update more but I don't think it's working. Anyway I own nothing yada yada ya. You know the drill. So lets continue.
Ac ;)
"Were home!" Alice sang entering the house. Me and Jake where laying on the couch watching a movie. His arm draped around my stomach.
"Hi, Alice." I said getting up.
"Ohhh! Renesme, we need to go shopping!" Alice enthused.
"No. I'm not your barbie doll. I refuse to be treated like one." I said crossing my arms.
"But, we'll have so much fun." Alice said.
"No, believe it or not. Not every one like to shop. I personally hate it. I also don't like being treated like a child and have someone pick out my clothes." I said sternly.
"But," Alice began.
"No." I said sternly.
"But, your clothes." Alice began
"What about my clothes?" I asked
"There so guy like." Alice said.
"So I like my clothes. So what if I don't wear skirts and frills and girly things. I like how I look." I said.
"Alright. Fine. Your not my barbie doll." Alice said.
"Thank you. I'm sure that Bella wouldn't mind a makeover." I said laying back down.
"No Alice!" Bella screamed and Ran upstairs.
"Fine, but I'll get you my pretty and your little dog, too." Alice quoted.
"Hey, he's my dog." I pouted.
"Yes, I am." Jake said kissing my hair and wrapping his arms across my stomach.
"AWWWWW!" Alice and Emmett cheered.
"So I forgot to tell you, I heard from Sam the other day. She said something about being in the states for a few days. She misses you." Jake said.
"I miss her too, Who did Aro send her to kill this time?" I asked.
"Don't know, but I told her that we'd be here. Tomorrow were meeting at the movie theater and heading to some diner." Jake said.
"Thanks for telling me so soon." I said rolling my eyes.
I saw Edward trying to get into me and Jake's heads so I sent him images that I got from Rose's mind (aka Emmy time as I dubbed it). Edward looked at me with shock and disgust.
"What it works with every one else." I said.
"True. So what did you guys do while we where gone?" Edward asked.
"Robed a bank, committed a triple homicide, and stole from a jewelry store." I responded looking at Jake.
"K, now what did you really do?" Bella asked.
"Nothing much." I replied.
"Ok, well do you need to hunt?" Edward asked.
"No, if I did I would be." I said turning back to the TV.
"Ok, so what should we do now? I'm bored." Emmett said.
"Ok, so what do you want to do?" I asked almost regretting it.
"Truth or dare!" Emmett yelled pumping one of his fists in the air.
"I'm in." I said sitting up again.
"Why not?" Jake guessed. And everyone else reluctantly agreed.
"Can I start, can I, can I. Please?" Emmett asked.
"Yes Emmett." I said as we sat in a circle.
"ok, Nessie. Truth or Dare?" Emmett started.
"Dare." I said .
"I dare you to make out with Jake, no peck. Full out tongue included." Emmett said. I looked at Jake and we both shrugged.
"Ok," I said. I learned in and kissed Jake, I slid my tongue into his mouth and coaxed his tongue with mine. Our tongues wrestled Jake's winning.
"Ok, you two. That's enough there are certan things I don't need to see." Emmett said and I flick him off then put my hands on Jake's ass.
"if we wait long enough they'll have to breath eventually." Jasper said.
"Or they breath threw their noses." Emmett said.
"Was that sufficient enough for you?" I asked breaking away from Jake, smirking at everyone else.
"Yea." Emmett muttered
"Jasper truth or dare?" I asked.
"Truth." Jasper said.
"When was the first time you had sex?" I asked.
"1857." Jasper said after a minute.
"Weren't you changed in 1859? after two years in the army?" I asked.
"Yea. It was the night before I left for the Confederacy." Jasper said.
"To who?" Alice asked.
"My wife, Elena." Jasper said.
"Elena?" I asked wiggling my eyebrows.
"Yes." Jasper said looking down.
"Ok your turn." I said. We continued for a while. I felt something a bit off.
"Someone's coming, there's a lot of them." Alice said.
"where from?" Carlisle asked.
"North-west." I said and all heads turned to me.
"How did you know?" Alice asked trying to get a vision of them.
"Don't try. I surprised that you got the first vision of them. Your powers won't work on them. They come in numbers huge ones. Last time it was near five hundred. They aren't as fast or strong as vampires, but there as indestructible. They know our weaknesses and our strengths. And they like to kill. I say we got about ten minutes." I said.
"Shit! I thought we got rid of them last Christmas." Jake said.
"Yea well there back and were gonna do this," I said,
"Well I get a chair and some rope" Jake said walking into the other room.
"Don't forget the ducktape." I said.
"Oh course not." Jake said.
"eight minutes!" I called walking up to my room. I changed into loose baggy dark green cargo pants and a tight black tank top .
"What is that hideous outfit your wearing?" Alice asked but I silenced her with a glare.
"What? It's easy to fight in." I said.
"Interrogation is ready." Jake said walking up from the basement.
"Good. We leave one alive." I said.
"Why?" Rose asked.
"So that I can figure out where there coming from. They give different location every time. I'm trying to triangulate them all but it's not working." I said.
"Why are we even listening to her, again?" Rose asked.
"well Rosalie, do you know how to fight against what where up against? Do you even know how to fight or do you just stand there and look pretty?" I asked getting 'all up in her face'
"Hold up. Know one's fighting anyone if we can help it." Carlisle said.
"Ok you try getting them to be peaceful. I'll be finding weapons to use." I said walking back to my room and grabbed my duffel bag and started in the kitchen.
I grabbed all the knives. I headed from room to room taking everything sharp, pointy, or dangerous. I found a few dozed knives-that made me happy- and abunch of misalliance sharp objects. I went back into the living room and dropped my bag on the floor.
"Ok, we got three minutes. Jake, is the pack getting involved?" I asked
"Can't get a hold by mind or phone." Jake said.
"How many are we facing?" Emmett asked.
"About a thousand. We can take them." I said.
" How do we kill the,?" Jasper asked.
"decapitate them." I replied picking up one of the knives and held it between my fingers. I felt them draw near. "Thirty seconds, Jake?"
"On it." Jake said and phased.
"Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one." I said and all the windows and doors busted open. Hundreds of cloaked figures looking at us waiting to attack.
"We mean you know harm. We just want to talk to you." Carlisle said stepping forward.
"Give us the girl and the dog and we won't kill you." One said.
"You want us? The only way we're leaving here is in a body bag" I said.
"If you insist." He said moving his head indicating for them to attack.
DUN DUN DUN. OK YES I' BEING S BITCH DEAL. CHOE
AC :)