SONIC THE FIGHTERS
Chapter 3 roses are red… but fan girls are MAD!
At the discovery channel network
The set of WILD MAN the new Australian guy show
AG: WELCOME to the WILD MAN SHOW!
(Crowd applauds)
AG: We will be searching for something TOTALLY dangerous: a fan girl!
(More fake applauding)
AG: well first we must find their heroes to bait um out with
(Camera moves to the other side to show Bomber, Mimi and Doger, Boiling over a pot of…. Mooses.) (Bomber and Mimi come to)
Mimi: uh…what happened?
Bomber: First we were doing the show but… we were gassed.
Doger: Tisk Tisk do you know how long I have been waiting?
Mimi: DOGER GET US BACK!...NOW
Doger: princesses.
One time card later
Bomber: Last time you saw us Shadow shot Sonic and Tails out of the sky….. Well we can't tell you anymore than that.
In some place the narrator was to lazy to name
Sonic: uh hey Amy (closes eyes for a few seconds until he opens them in shock) AMY! HELP FAN GIRL ATTACK!
Tails: OMG FAN GIRLS? DON'T GET ME! (Hides in dark corner)
Amy: HI SONIC I'M SOOOOOOOOO GLAD I FOUND YOU I FOUND AN EMERALD SO YOU MUST MARRY ME!
Just outside that pyramid
3 chao are walking in the desert looking for a mystic temple…or a doughnut which ever works for them when suddenly caught sight of a sky blue plane
?:What is that
?: it looks like a plane.
?: so…TAKE IT!
?:Don't yell at me queen!
Queen: Shut up Ben!
?:What about me?
Ben:Stay out of it Tom!
Meanwhile…again
Sonic: Amy no amount of rings in the UNIVERSE can make me marry you.
Amy : how about in existance
Sonic:…Maybe
Tails: SONIC WE HAVE TO STOP THE DEATH EGG TWO FROM DESTROYING THE WORLD!
Sonic: Then we need to get MORE PANTS!
Bomber:NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You need to get the chaos emeralds! DO WHAT I SAY OR ELSE!
Sonic:OR ELSE WHAT TOUGH GUY? ( Title changes to Super Mario bros 3 parody) .! OKAY OKAY!
So they went off and because the narrator was a bit lazy he ended with a segment by the death egg two guys
Meanwhile
Metal Sonic and Tails doll were doing a job so terrible, so awful, that even shadow had nightmares: flushing Eggman's TOILET.
The two bots held their nonexsistant breath and over dramatically ran for the toilet. The toilet then transformed into a giant robot.
TD: it's a transformer!
MS: Wait that sounds familiar…
Yet another lawsuit later
The toilet then shot feces the size of Vegas. A piece of poo splatted a wall
Poo: HAROLD NOOOOOOOOO!
The piece of poop then ran into the sunset with I just died in your arms tonight playing in the background ( I don't own the song)
Later
Dr.E : METAL SONIC! TAILS DOLL! WHY DO YOU SMELL LIKE CRAP?
Metal Sonic: We don't want to talk about it…
You can guess what happened… wait can there be a CHAPTER WITHOUT A PARADOX? THAT'S A PARADOX!( moon blows up) R&R