Title: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fic Bloopers With Yami and Yugi

Genre: humor, romance

Rating: T for language and implied violence

Pairing: YamiXYugi (puzzleshipping)

Summary: During a dramatic scene from one of my fics, directed by yours truly, Yami and Yugi screw up their lines and act totally unprofessional, but it makes for hilarious extras!

Me: This is a kinda weird story! We wanted to try and see if Yami and Yugi could do bloopers for a fic we want to write in the future, and so, we have done this!

Lucy: It's not our best, but we tried to make it somewhat good, so please don't flame!

Me: Some things to remember is just this!

"blah"- speaking

blah- stage directions and or actions

Lucy: That's about it, so please enjoy this! We know this is not our best one-shot ever, but we just wanted to make sure that it was something interesting for all of you! So please no flaming us when we do this!

Chapter One: Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fic Bloopers with Yami and Yugi

Inside a massive building in Domino City with the words YU-GI-OH! written on the door in bright letters, a girl with long brown hair was seated by a huge stage. The girl had orange eyes and is wearing a director's hat, and is holding what appears to be a megaphone in her hand.

Beside her is a girl who looks just like her, only a bit more wild. The girl looks bored, and across her chest is the name LUCY written in bright red letters. She looks fairly bored, but interested at the same time.

Ke-chan (AKA Me): [raises the megaphone up] Okay, you guys! Ready? From the top!

Lights fall on the stage. The scene opens up with Yugi laying on the ground, blood on his torso. His eyes are closed, and he looks as if he's dead. There's fog all around the room, and it appears wicked and malicious. Yami slowly enters from the right stage and looks around, as if sensing that something is very wrong.

He looks over and sees Yugi laying on the ground.

Yami: [eyes widening] Yugi-! [Yami goes running over to Yugi as fast as he can.] Aibou, what happened?

Yugi flinches slightly and shifts from his unconscious state as Yami kneels beside him. He opens his eyes and glances up at Yami, and a weak smile crosses his lips.

Yugi: Y-Yami, I...

Yami: What happened?

Yugi: I- [Yugi pauses and coughs painfully.] I-I knew that they were going to hurt you, Yami. I knew that... if I let them pass, they would hurt you, and so I tried to stop them, but I...

Yami notices that Yugi's voice is getting softer and softer with each moment, and this worries him. He tries not to panic though, as he knows it will alarm Yugi if he starts panicking, and that's the last thing he wants.

Yami: Yugi... who did this to you?

Yugi: I-I wanted to... protect you, Yami. B-but it seems that they got away. I-I'm sorry.

Yami: [Yugi starts to fall unconscious, but Yami grabs his shoulders and shakes him slightly.] Yugi! Yugi, stay awake! Who did this to you? Who's they? What did they do to you?

Yugi smiles, but says nothing for a while. Yami gets up, as if to go and get a doctor, but Yugi takes a hold of his sleeve and keeps him from going anywhere. Yami is going to protest, but after seeing how exhausted and weak Yugi looks, Yami is unable to abandon him. He turns and finds that he's shaking. He doesn't know what to do.

Yugi: [coughs painfully, spitting up a bit of blood.]

Yami: Yugi...

Yugi: [though in pain, gives Yami a weak smile.] I-it's all right. Even if I die, I'll... find you again. Even if I am reborn, I know that... I'll fall in love with you all over again. I mean... we were even in love a... long time ago and when I died then, I was reborn into this form. I was born again under the name "Yugi" and... met you again. So, that's why... dying's not such... a big deal to me.

Yami: Y-Yugi, I-

Yugi: So... no matter what happens, I... I want you to know that I... I love you, Yami...

With those final, heartbreaking, tear-jerking words, Yugi closes his eyes and falls still, the faintest trace of a smile on his lips. Yami's eyes widen, and he forces himself not to believe that Yugi's actually dead.

Yami: Yugi...

Even though he's trying not to panic, when Yugi doesn't respond, Yami forces himself into panic-mode. He weakly grabs Yugi's shoulders and gives him a slight shake.

Yami: [desperately] Yugi!

Yami sits trembling for a moment and forces himself to stare down at the boy that he loved, not only in this life time, but in a previous life time. He forces himself not to start crying just yet, as Yugi might be able to be saved.

Yami: Yugi-! [strange, almost awkward pause, Yami looks down at Yugi, and still desperately, still remaining totally in character, but rather quickly] Yugi, what's the rest of my line?

Yugi: [starts laughing hysterically, unable to pretend to be dead anymore.]

Ke-chan: CUT! [Yami and Yugi glance over as she stands up and starts walking towards them, waving the megaphone angrily.] What the fuck was that, Yami? The most dramatic scene I have ever written for you two, and you two fuck it up by forgetting your lines!

Yami: [still slightly laughing.] Hey, at least I stayed in character.

Ke-chan: ...True.

Yugi: [sits up and smiles.] It's all right, Ke-chan. We can just redo the scene. I mean, the fic's not gonna be posted for a while, so there is nothing to worry about, right?

Ke-chan: That's true, I guess.

Lucy: [stepping up.] All right. Well Yugi. If you and Yami have the giggles out of your system, then why don't we continue and redo the scene from just before you and Yami started laughing?

Yugi: Sounds good to me.

Yami: Likewise.

Ke-chan: Fine, let's take it from the top, people, and this time, no laughing! I mean it, guys! This is suppose to be a dramatic scene, so there is no laughing in this scene!

Yami: Got it, Ke-chan. I'll try to remember my lines.

Ke-chan: [sits back in her seat and raises the megaphone.] All right! Get ready!

Lucy: Scene 7 Take Two!

Yugi lays back down on the ground and closes his eyes, as if he were dead. Yami positions himself so that he is back at Yugi's side, and it takes a moment, but he gets back to character.

Yami: [Yugi starts to fall unconscious again, but Yami grabs his shoulders and shakes him.] Yugi! Yugi, stay awake! Who did this to you? Who's they? What did they do to you?

Yugi smiles, but says nothing for a while. Yami gets up again, as if to go and get a doctor, but Yugi takes a hold of his sleeve and keeps him from going anywhere. Yami is going to protest, but after seeing how exhausted and weak Yugi looks, Yami is unable to abandon him. He turns and finds that he's shaking. He doesn't know what to do.

Yugi: [coughs painfully, spitting up a bit of blood.]

Yami: Yugi...

Yugi: [though in pain, gives Yami a weak smile.] I... [He makes a strange, slightly confused face.] I... I forgot what I'm supposed to say.

Yami: [starts laughing as Ke-chan groans in the background.] You're suppose to say that you're not okay. [Yugi starts laughing hysterically and rolling around, clutching his sides. Yami is smiling and trying not to laugh.] I was suppose to protect you!

Yugi: [laughing.] Stop it!

Yami: I'm an asshole!

Yugi: [pushes Yami's shoulder so that Yami stands up and pushes him back towards the stage right where Yami came from.] Stop it! Just... just get over there!

Yami stands up and continues to laugh as he walks towards the stage right. Lucy is glancing over at Ke-chan, who is slowly becoming more and more irritated, but she just sighs and waves her hand.

Ke-chan: This is gonna take forever. Let's take it from the top, guys.

Lucy: Scene 7 Take Three!

About an hour later, the scene is going well. Yami and Yugi have taken a coffee break to calm down, and are now restarting the scene, which they promptly screwed up previously.

But, as imagined, they screwed it up.

Eventually, Ke-chan just gave up, waved it off, and went on her merry way. She muttered something about not posting whatever fic this went to for a while, and Lucy just kept the camera rolling as Yami and Yugi talked.

And this is how the bloopers came to be.

Me: Okay! We realize that wasn't our best fic, but we wanted to write something with Yami and Yugi trying to be serious and then seriously screwing up their lines!

Lucy: And it worked!

Me: Whatever fic this goes to, we hope to have it up and running ASAP! We're busy with some renovations, and will be for a little while, so what will happen will be done accordingly!

Lucy: Please review, nicely please! We know this wasn't our best one!