Chapter Six "The Host's Club New King"

Hikaru and Kaoru's point of view

Warning: Most of this chapter contains the talk about "female issues" if you would like to skip this chapter or section, go ahead. Giving the heads up before any one gets disgusted.

So the next day became interesting. Tamaki woke up rather pissed. I don't know why. He was cheerful yesterday and today, he was just angry. I sometimes wonder why females get moody during a certain time. They just want to yell and throw things at you and all you do is step away and give them personal space. Then they expect you to be right beside them, give them company and if you don't, they get pissed off at you again. I sometimes wonder what they are thinking. Then it happened. I heard yelling from inside the restroom shouting, "Call Haruhi!" What was it now? He was shouting something and I couldn't understand it. So I called Hikaru to talk to Haruhi instead.

Just then my phone rang. Kaoru was calling me. He probably wanted to talk, so I picked the phone.

"Hello?" I asked in the phone.

"Hey Hikaru, can you hand the phone to Haruhi please,"

"Why what's wrong?"

"I don't know. The boss is yelling and screaming in the bathroom,"

I replied with a sigh and looked over at Haruhi.

"It's for you,"

"For me?" Haruhi asked.

"Yeah, the boss is apparently yelling and screaming all over the place. Oh wait; I hear in the phone something about…red…pain…blood. Interesting,"

"Give me that!" Haruhi took the phone away from me. I heard nothing but yelling and screaming in the phone. Then I heard clearly, "We're on our way," and was dragged off into the car.

Meanwhile with Tamaki, he continued to panic in the bathroom. I tired to calm him down, but he just wouldn't listen. Even her dad came over to ask what was wrong and then he mentioned something I never want to hear again. I shuttered at that word; that speak that could make a man crazy. I guess Tamaki heard it and shouted, "WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!?????????" I guess he hated it as well.

Now back to Haruhi, she seemed tense as well. I only heard mumbles of words. Why was she upset? Could this be the "thing" our parents warned us about. Our father used to hide in his room or any other part of the house to escape our mother. Our mom would yell and scream and throw things, breaking the finest of things into pieces. I wonder if that is the problem. Well, it was bout time to ask.

"Haruhi, what is going on?"

"Oh, sorry Hikaru, I can't really describe,"

"You can just say it you know. I understand,"

"Well, it's my time of the month. In other words a female's period. I really didn't want to mention this, but I had a feeling this would happen,"

"So, that would explain the yelling and screaming. That means that my brother is probably in his corner right as we speak,"

"What do you mean?" Haruhi asked.

"Well, Kaoru one timed stepped in the bathroom on accident. He didn't realize the door was unlocked and when he opened it, he saw blood covered on white towels. He saw some on the sink, but he was too scared to even go back there. Eventually our mother explained it to him and since then any time he hears or sees it, he panics into a corner. You have to understand, it's sometimes males really don't want to hear or mention,"

"Well, I can understand that. It's something we don't want to mention either. We try not say anything as well, so don't be alarmed,"

I finally escaped my corner to look outside the window and saw the shiny long black car. Finally Hikaru arrived. I was panicking so much; I think I made the little corner all wet. Then I saw them come up the stairs and I rushed to see Hikaru.

"Oh Hikaru, you don't want to go in there. It's too-"

"Calm down Kaoru, its ok. I'm here for you,"

"Oh Kaoru," I hugged him tightly and suddenly a group of girls came to see our brotherly love. We were perfect together.

Both me and Kaoru walked upstairs into the sheltered little home. You could hear the boss's cries coming from the little room and Haruhi already stepped in. Her father had a questioned and angry expression.

"What's he doing in there!? Does he think he can just walk into any bathroom when my daughters in there!?" Ryoji exclaimed and continued to exclaim.

"Calm down good sir," Kaoru said.

"You see, we're just as worried as you are," I said.

"Your daughter needs the bosses help, but we aren't sure what tricks he will pull,"

"Therefore, we installed this camera in the bathroom so you can see every detail that goes on,"

Obviously it was a fake. We had Kyoya install two in the houses incase something like this occurred. They were photo shopped clips used with windows to project the imagine of Haruhi crying in the bathroom and Tamaki calming her down. We are such geniuses!

"Oh, so my little daughter was just upset. Why didn't she come to me then?" Ryoji asked.

"Another good question," Hikaru said.

"You see, she is trying to grow up and can't ask her daddy to help her with everything,"

"So she wanted to ask a couple of her closest friends to help,"

"It does make since when you put it like that," Ryoji said.

"See sir, your daughter is growing up after all!" Both me and Hikaru exclaimed.

However, what was really going on was Haruhi was trying to show Tamaki…. Well, you get the idea. We also had small headsets that we were wearing so we can hear every detail and adjust the "fake story" depending on what was occurring, Once again, another one of Kyoya's ideas. Every detail was funny. It was hard for us to try and not laugh. We had some slip ups, but we made some fake lie to make it fit the case. Then, Tamaki and Haruhi finally stepped out. The boss had a disgusted look on his face and Haruhi seemed very happy with her self.

"Oh honey I'm glad your happy. You look so much better," Ryoji exclaimed once again.

"I feel better," Tamaki said in disgust

"Well guys, I think we should get going. After all, I made plans for the host club today," Haruhi said in excitement.

"What kind of plans?" Kaoru asked.

"Well, I was thinking we should all go to an amusement park, either that or a mall," Haruhi said as her eyes turned fire red and turned towards Tamaki.

"Amusement park is good with me," Tamaki said scared.

"It's good with the both of us too," Both me and Kaoru exclaimed.

"Ok, then I will call the others and we will all go to a special place, a magical place,"

"Is it Disney Land?" we both asked.

"How did you know?" Haruhi asked.

"Well, you mentioned magical place," I said.

"And besides, we've never been there," Kaoru said.

"You've never been there? It's the best place. There are so many of them now. There is even the original in America,"

"Yeah well, we never had time or any one to really go with," We both said again.

"Then you guys sure did miss out on a lot," Haruhi said with a smile.

So we all left to Disney Land. Hunny was excited and like normal, Mori just simply nodded and went with the flow. Hikaru and I had to go shopping in the gift shops and ride all the roller coasters. We made Tamaki and Haruhi join us, mainly the boss because we wanted to see his face. Hunny mainly stayed on the little kid rides and Mori joined him. Poor Mori-senpai, he was really tall and all the rides were made for short people, but eventually Hunny lightened up and decided to go on the coasters with us. Like normal, Kyoya was too busy with the host club's profit earning to really ride any rides. He did go on a couple with us and that was one where we did a group picture. We needed something like that, so we can all look back to and said that we all had a good time.

The day seemed long, but we had fun. We got our pictures taken with the characters and ate at the restaurants and explored Tom's island, from the book written my Mark Twain. Tamaki got lost and we all had to search for him. At Disney Land, we meet some interesting characters. They said their names were Sora, Roxas, Riku, Kaire, Namine and a couple of other characters, mainly in black cloaks. They looked at us kind of funny, but we said nothing.

We returned home, all tired from the trip. We did watch the parade and the fire works. I think that was the best part of it all and we did see some action from the two love couples. Tamaki wrapped his arms around Haruhi and then Haruhi looked over and smiled. Looks like a little action is finally starting to happen between these two but we wonder, will Tamaki and Haruhi return back to themselves or will they live a life as each forever? Who knows, but for now, I think we will just enjoy watching them from a far distance.