Chapter Eleven "Here Comes the Zuka Club"

Haruhi's Point Of View…. For now

The afternoon bell rang and every one was off in the Third Music room. It was busy today, busier than ever I think. We had a massive amount of guest today and that made Kyoya senpai pleased. Today was another cosplay day. What cosplay do you ask? Well today we decided to cosplay Fruits Basket. Another Shojo Beat manga and anime series and I was placed, not Yuki who you thought Tamaki would be, no, I'm Shigure, the perverted adult character in the show, who also goes crazy and acts like the father every one much like Tamaki-senpai. They placed Tamaki aka my body as Tohru. Wow, not much of name change really. Think about it, Tohru and Haruhi have a similar spelling. Remove the "hi" of my name and you get Haru, which is another Fruits Basket character. Geeze, they really weren't creative with the name change or character design if you thin about it. We both have similar eye designs and the only difference between me and Tohru is her hair is longer, she has blue eyes instead of brown, goes crazy almost every day and is played by a different voice actor than I am who guest stared in our series as the tea cup girl and the voice of Yuki was also in the same episode as the guy who she fell in love with. Are they trying to tell us that Tohru and Yuki belong together even through they ended the series and never finished it off, even through there are twenty six mangas and only twenty six episodes and ended it off with Kyo ending the "cat" curse? Doesn't matter any way; let's get back to this chapter before we have another long monologue.

"Hello Shigure. Today seems like an interesting day doesn't it?" Kyoya senpai said as Hatori.

"Yes it is Hatori. Why are you, I don't know, happy today?" I asked back.

"I can't be happy? Strange because I was going to end your suffering,"

"Wait a minute senpai," I said stepping out of character. "What do you mean end my suffering?"

"Let's just say we found a way to get you and the idiot back to normal,"

"Really?"

"Yes, but we need "lab rats" to test it out for us,"

"You want me and Tamaki to be your lab rats don't you?"

"You seemed to guess right madam,"

I was just about to call Tamaki over when we heard a cry from the other room. It was a high bit voice, not a woman, but it sounded like Hunny senpai. We rushed over there quickly while Kyoya senpai delt with the guest. When we got there, I seemed some what confused.

"Mitsukuni calm down. It's not that bad," Mori said with a Hunny Like voice

"Yes it is. I can't go around talking like this! It's scary," Hunny said crying in Mori's voice.

"Umm, what's going on?" I asked still confused.

"Well Mitsukuni saw this object in the back room, as you know he was found of it and decided to poke it and test it out and so forth. When I got to the room, Mitsukuni told me to wear this thing on my head," Mori said as he pointed to the object.

"Then suddenly this thing made beeping sounds and it flashed some lights. After that is said "INFROMATION COMPLETED. ERROR IN CACULATION" and then when I spoke to ask what that meant… I noticed my voice was different and now…. I have Takashi's voice," Hunny said as he kept crying tears.

Meanwhile Tamaki-senpai was observing the machine and poking at it. I was afraid he was going to break the damn thing.

"Look senpai, it does not that bad, just be happy you're still you. So your voice matured and Mori… umm, let's say you're back at a stage one. Eh… what I mean is be thankful it is not worse. Umm Tamaki-senpai, what are you doing?" I asked as he put something on my head.

"Pretty lights…." He said amazed by the machine and flicked the switches.

"Wait senpai!" It was too late, once he flicked the switch, the same fate that happened to Hunny and Mori, happened to me and Tamaki.

"You idiot! Why do you that!" I said back in my normal female tone.

"Haruhi you sound funny," Tamaki said laughing.

"I sound funny because my voice is coming out of your body!"

"Huh? Oh, I see. I guess you're right. Well then, all we need to do is turn it back on and…"

"I'm afraid you used too much of its battery. It needs to be charged up once again, but at least we know it works. Thank you very much," Kyoya said with a cheerful smile. .

"So wait, Takashi and me can't have our normal voices?" Hunny said with a tear.

"You can, but we have to wait till the light goes from red to green. Then you four can have your normal voices,"

"That's just great! How long do you think it will be?" I asked pissed off.

"Probably most of the day I assume," Kyoya replied.

"Well then, we just have to change our tone in voice. I will have to higher my pitch, Hunny will do the same, Mori will lower his and Haruhi, you get to make mine lower, with a high sounding pitch,"

"How about I leave it lower or…" I suddenly changed my voice to do a perfect impersonation of Tamaki senpai, "How about I gave you a kiss instead?"

Every stared at me with big eyes. Was I really that good?

"Since when…" Hikaru said

"Could you…" Kaoru said after.

"Make you're…" Mori said.

"Voice…." Kyoya said after words.

"THAT PERFECT!!!!!" Tamaki exclaimed.

Every turned in Tamaki's point of view.

"What?" Tamaki asked.

Every one shook there heads and turned to my direction.

"I've practiced now and then. I mean, it's simple to impersonate some one. All you have to do is think of the persona's voice and personality and mock it in your own tone or voice. You just never practice at it like I do,"

Every one was gleaming at my perfection, but when I turned around… Tamaki senpai was gone.

"Here Comes the Zuka Club" part two

Tamaki's point of view

While every one was staring at Haruhi and her perfect voicing of me, I went into my little dark corner. I stared and felt shunned, but I understand. I was about to get up, when suddenly some one wrapped there perfect fingered nailed hands over my mouth and pulled me away from the window. I could barely make out the faces. They had ski masks on and I only saw the tiny details in there eyes.

"Target captured," Some one said a Lolita like voice.

"Could, bring her in," I heard through that person's mic. It was a fuzzy sound, but I knew I was into trouble or something. My only thought was who would want to steal Haruhi? Only one organization has wanted to steal her before. The Akatsuki…

*In the Naruto world*

"Damn it! He is onto our secret. Quick, plan B. Were going into the Kingdom Hearts world we will call our selves "Organization IIX (13 I think in roman numerals)," Leader Pain said.

"Aww, well doesn't matter to me any way. I still have another role on this show and in that stupid game. He he, I'm smexy in Kingdom Hearts. I have bright red afro like hair and I get these spinney weapons of death," Deidara said with an evil grin.

"I call the dude with giant guitar!" Kisame said happily.

"Damn it I hate you Kisame! I wanted to be him," Itachi said down.

"Would you guys shut up and let me get back to my story!" Tamaki said pissed off.

"Sorry Tamaki," Every one said down.

*End of Naruto World*

I was forced into the chamber room of death; where the halls were… pink? Oh no, this is… the Saint Lobelia Academy!!!!!!

"Oh Haruhi, it's great to see you again! Now we can distract you long enough and get you away from those nasty boys," Benibara said.

"Um… forget! I'm not staying here!" I tried to say in a high pitched voice, but I think my voice cracked.

"Oh please, after all, were better than those damn dirty Host Club,"

"Nope,"

"Benibara-sama, what if she refuses to stay?" Haniko said aka "Lady of the Daisy"

"We will make here stay. Besides, we have plenty of fancy tuna, delightful sweats and that random commoner's food of all sorts,"

"Did you say commoner's food?" I asked, tempted into the delish cravings of the simplicity of foods.

"Yes, why do you want some?" Benio asked me, with the devilish twinkle in her eyes.

"Umm, well, yes," I mange to say and looked down, sort of shy about it. It is best role of a female I can play or at least know how to play from experience of seeing my guest.

"Don't be shy, go right ahead, but before you do, we need a favor from you?"

"What's that?" I asked curiously.

Suddenly I was dragged into what appeared to be an art of some sort. Students were lined a crossed the room, gathering utensils and sitting down at there assigned seats.

"I don't quite understand what's going on," I said, sounded nervous.

"These dear students have wanted to see our amazing beauty and they asked that you join in with us," Benio said looking down at me.

Suddenly the other two girls began removing there dresses and showing the flaw less skin every one has been dying to see.

"You mean you want me to…."

"Shh, don't say another word," She began to tear the Ouran outfit and started to remove and other material of clothing on me,"

"Hey! Knock it off!" I screamed loudly.

"Never! They want to see your amazing beauty and so we will show it to them,"

"I don't want to get naked," I yelled out again, even through I do secretly want to see Haruhi naked.

She then gave me a blanket to cover my bare mid chest and then looked at me with a grin.

"If you didn't want to be full nude, just say so. I assumed you wanted to, silly me,"

That little, she just wanted to see Haruhi… never mind, but there was nothing I could do. The Ouran outfit was in pieces and I didn't bring a second spare with me. I simply posed and wanted for the club to come rescue there king. It is ashamed that I'm standing here like this. When Haruhi sees me, she will be upset. I can imagine the thoughts now.

"Stop right there Benio Amakusa! Let Haruhi go," I heard a fiercely yelling Princely voice call as my dear Haruhi broke down the down. My eyes glistened happily and then, the witch herself took me into her arms and leaned in closed.

"Just one gentle kiss is all I need," she whispered and continued to get closer and closer.

I was nervous and tired to pull away when a fierce Hunny knocked her down and a silent Mori captured me into his arms. He was secretly grinning and I knew he was being a pervert. Staring down and feeling… you get the awful picture.

"Why you! Who do you think you are?"

"We've told you many times before, where the Host club and we won't let you steal my little girl!" Haruhi said bravely. Aww, she called me her little girl. I think my heart grew three sizes that day.

"You're little girl huh? She was about to make a big mistake, sacrificing her body to the Zuka Club. After all, she would prefer the delights of the Zuka Club's food than you dirty people,"

"That's not true! She's lying," I said, once again a high pitched voice.

"Who are you going to believe Tamaki, me or her?"

"I believe in my members. I know you to well know and you would tempt any one just to get what you wanted the most. Haruhi will always be a member of the Host Club, even after we graduate and you can't change that,"

"What makes you think you know her better than I do?" Benio asked.

Suddenly, Haruhi changed her voice to her self and grinned evil like.

"Because… I am her,"

She then looked at me and then Haruhi and I grinned back and replied.

"I could have to you, but you wouldn't listen to me," I said in my normal and causal voice.

"Come on Tamaki, let's get back school and here," She said, removing her shirt and giving it to me.

I put it on and still remained covered.

"You know something, it feels strange walking around shirtless like this," Haruhi said as she looked at every one.

"You'll get used to it, Hikaru replied.

"After all, it must feel weird to remain covered all the time," Kaoru replied shortly after.

"Well, not really. Besides, we need to get our voices back to normal any way. I'm tired of having to adjust my voice to match his stupid tone,"

"Hey! My voice is not stupid, its marvelous,"

"To a sea cow maybe," Hikaru replied.

Once again like normal, I fought on the way back to the Host Club and changed into an outfit. The spare we had and the only one we had. I loved the spare in this body. It makes me look adorable. Once again, Kyoya turned on the lovely machine and I had the radiant voice back. I began to sing and suddenly, my voice was….was.. PERFECT!!!! Even the guys and Haruhi agreed. This game me an idea, but that's not till the next chapter. Until then, I beg you a small fair well kiss. *kiss to the audience*