Chapter Thirteen "Ouran High School Musical"

Haruhi's Point Of View

Author: Hi every one. I'm back from my vacation and I'm back to writing and what not. I kind of waited on writing this cause I didn't really come up with too many ideas. I came up with mainly having Haruhi experience a boner, but that was really it. I've been mainly writing my new Ouran one shots based on Potter Puppet Pals and if you think this funny, those multiple one shots top this. Any ways, that is really about it. I also posted some of my Ouran fan art at . My username is luckygirl88. Same as this one. So feel free to check out my art work. Now lets get on with the story. ^.^

I felt tired today for some reason. I couldn't stay awake all day. I slept through Tamaki's classes and I'm feeling like I'm about to doze off into sleep again. Currently were hosting again and the stupid drama department made us watch there video based on some movie. I began to wonder and think what if our school was like that. Then I think we would all go crazy. I heard some words mumbled into my ear, but it was too late.

I woke up suddenly and the members of the host club surrounded me and strangely, I was me again, but how. Guests surrounded the rest of us and light tap beats began to play and people started to dance.

"What's going on?" I asked confused.

"Welcome to Ouran High School Mister Haruhi Fujioka," Tamaki said to me in a charming tone.

"We've been expecting you for some time," Kyoya said fixing his glasses.

"You've been waiting for me?"

"Yep. So you're the new commoner aren't you?" Tamaki asked.

"What are you talking about? I've been here for a while now,"

That's when, things got strange. The beats got louder and music began to play.

"The host club is a place of play and you have to follow our rules. If you want to be a member than you must be a member of the school," Tamaki began to sing in a charming tone. This scared me a lot.

"But I'm already a member to the school,"

"Now that you're a member to here, there are a few things you need to have. Show off your flawless skin and wear the host club drave,"

"That doesn't make since,"

"We find your type and settle you down. Sure enough we'll but you in an evening gown,"

"You already have," I gave the bitter expression as I continued to listen to Tamaki senpai.

"Now that you're here the fun can begin. Sooner or later you'll be done and I will remain number one,"

"Never in a life time host king. We're the best and you can't even sing," Hikaru and Kaoru said as they sang in harmony.

"Take the man off and away and let's make him my host club slave. Hikaru and Kaoru will commence the fun while I sit and wait to our new member is done. If you think you're cool to hang, let us here you sang," Tamaki replied back.

"Don't you mean sing?"

"Sing, sang whatever you say. Off so I can see my new host club slave,"

The two twins took me off and gave me the uniform. This is so strange; every one is singing and dancing. It's like a perfect Horror movie, but even worse. I feel like I might vomit when this is done.

"Look, you two can't come in. I need to be alone,"

"Whatever you say," Hikaru sang.

"We'll be off," Kaoru then replied.

"And on our way," The two sang in harmony once more.

I was left alone and started to change. That's when the music changed. Err, no more of this. I'd rather be back in that Alice and Wonder Land Dream than this. At least no one was singing. I took off and began to run away from the Third Music room and that's when she stopped me.

"Where are you going you handsome man. I've looked every where for you as long as I can. Kyoya dumped me and you entered my heart. Let us never be apart," Renege said soft and sweet in a singing voice, I think.

"I'm sorry, but I need to go. I don't belong here,"

"So you're going to run. I don't think so. I'm going to be your number one!!!!" She said and began to chase me.

This isn't going well. All these rhythms and beats. When will this end? Hmm, maybe if I sing then this will go away. I attempted to try and sing, but nothing came out. Soon, a short little boy stood in front of me.

"Hi there Haru-chan. You seem lost. Let me help you escape from our boss. I see you're caught in this rhythm, but nothing can be done. You're the only one who can escape this pun. We can help you out as little as we can, but I'm not if "the man" will be fine. Oops. I'm running out of time. Turn left than right down the hall. Into what I think is the mall. Some one be there and waiting. Enough said now. I need to some cake before that nasty snake,"

I shook my head and followed Hunny's advice. Why is that every where I can turn, some one that I know is standing there. Maybe it is ironic or something. I found my self at the mall where some about six inches tall stood in front of me. Wait? Did I just rhythm? God this will bug me all day, but I'm running out of time.

"Excuse me, I was told you will be here. Are you him?" I asked.

"Hello Haruhi,"

"Mori senpai? Why aren't you singing?"

"This fanfic doesn't allow me to sing. Plus, I can't,"

"Oh, that explains things,"

"Listening, there is a vortex in the back. Once you go through it, you should be back to normal. Sort of,"

"Normal?"

"You didn't realize this is a dream?"

"No,"

"Apparently last night some one made you drink tons of coffee and you stayed up all night,"

"Tamaki," I said with a pissed off look.

"You better get going. Unless you want to remain in here forever,"

"No way. Bye senpai," I said and run off into the mysterious vortex.

Suddenly I woke up and every one was around me, but I was still Tamaki senpai. Oh well, could be worse.

"Haruhi? Are you awake?" some one asked me. I couldn't make out the voice at first, but then I discovered it was Tamaki who asked that question.

"Senpai?"

"That's could. She is breathing normally," Kyoya said all smart.

"You must have been asleep for three hours and we didn't even notice," Hikaru said happily.

"We thought you were dead first, but then mister smarty pants said that you were breathing," Kaoru said smiling at me.

"Yay! Haru-chan is alive!" Hunny said bouncing around.

"I had the worse nightmare. All of you, except Mori-senpai were singing and dancing back to when I first meet you,"

"Figures I wouldn't sing," Mori replied.

"Sounds like a crazy dream to me," Tamaki said.

"Hey Haruhi," The twins said.

"Yeah?"

"Have you ever wondered," Kaoru began to say.

"What it's like," Then Hikaru

"To experience," Then Kaoru again

"A boner?" Then they both responded back at the same time.

"Nope. I don't think I want to know truthfully,"

"Don't worry,"

"Cause eventually,"

"You'll know what it feel likes,"

"To experience one," The twins both said again.

That's when the twins gave a big grin and when I began to fear for my life….

To be continued…..