Chapter Fourteen "Another Ouran Special?"
Tamaki: Well hello my little kittens. I know it's been a while, but welcome back to yet again another Ouran special, staring me.
Hikaru and Kaoru:What about us?
Tamaki: I don't deem you important enough.
Hikaru and Kaoru: Well we feel loved.
Haruhi: Give them a break senpai. We didn't decide to have another special for just any reason.
Tamaki: You're right Haruhi. We assembled this for only one thing. To announce our trailer winners!
Haruhi: And the winners are….. no one. No one bothered to enter.
Tamaki: WHAT!? You can't be serious!
*Tamaki checks through fan mail*
Hunny: Well that's just sad. I thought one person might try. Oh well, but we still have so much to look forward to right?
Hikaru: Yeah that's true and besides, we get to mess with both Tamaki and Haruhi in the next chapter. Have you thought of any ideas Kaoru?
Kaoru: I have a few in mind. Did the "package" arrive yet?
Haruhi: Package? What package?
Hikaru: Only a special gift. It's nothing bad really.
Haruhi: I'm afraid to ask what it is.
Mori: I'm tired of saying random crap in this fanfic. Can I have more lines? The last chapter was the only chapter where I actually got to say a few things.
Luckygirl88: NO MORI! THIS IS MY IDEA AND YOU'RE ONLY GETTING WHAT I GIVE YOU!!!
Haruhi: So you're the one who thought of this idea. It's nice to meet you, but yet I should be mad at you.
Luckygirl88: I know you should. I'm trying to make it, interesting. We have positive results, so it isn't a complete failure. I mean, the random sayings and dialogue, it's a classic hit. Through, Ouran High School Host Club Potter Puppet Pals is doing better than this fanfic and there are only six chapters, eleven reviews and eleven favorites. WHAT YOU GUYS DOING WRONG!!!!!?????
Hikaru: Apparently listening to you.
Luckygirl88: Haha, very funny. -_-
Tamaki: So, I finally get to meet you at last. I'm the charming King. So, what type are you into? The Lobelia, how about the Cool type, the Wild type, the Twincest or how about a guy like me?
Luckygirl88: Just because you said that in the anime and manga doesn't mean it will work on me and if you really want to know, I'm into Lobelia, Princely, Emo, Uncaring, Sweet and other random types. No guys, this doesn't mean you can ask me out.
*Tamaki goes into corner*
Haruhi: Relax senpai. It wasn't that bad. Hey, how about a full chapter preview of our counter opposite one shot. It'll make you laugh.
Tamaki: If you say so.
Haruhi: Well guys, here is a chapter preview to Ouran High School Potter Puppet Pals.
Ouran High School Potter Puppet Pals Presents
"Hosting Swears"
DISCLAIMER: THIS CHAPTER IS RATED T+ FOR TAMAKI'S IDIOIC-NESS AND USE OF NAUGHTY HOSTING SWEARS LIKE HOMO SEXUAL BASTARDS.
*Kaoru and Haruhi are bouncing up and down while Tamaki runs in*
Tamaki: "You guys. Kyoya senpai posted up a list ridiculous naughty swear words that are banned from the host club. I didn't know us beautiful host had swear words,"
Haruhi: "Of coarse we do senpai. There called "Hosting Swears,"
Kaoru: "Yeah like Haruhi's debt,"
Tamaki: "Really? That quite lovely,"
*Haruhi gives a death glare and speaks again*
Haruhi: "Oh no. There much worse than that. Read some senpai,"
*Tamaki looks at the list*
Tamaki: "Hmm, lets see. Son of a MA!!!! That's useful,"
Haruhi: "Fancy Tuna. That's my favorite,"
*Kyoya steps in and clears his throat*
Kyoya: "Do hear our beloved host club cursing up a storm?"
Haruhi: "Oh no senpai…"
Tamaki: "Nekozawa's butt crack!"
Kyoya: "EXCUSE ME!?"
Haruhi: "Tamaki!"
Kyoya: "I refuse to this dreadful foul language said in my presence Master Tamaki. Five hundred thousand yen goes directly to Haruhi debt,"
*Haruhi gives a death glare to Tamaki*
Kaoru: "Tamaki's drool,"
*Every one just stares at Kaoru*
Tamaki: "Every one run. HOMO SEXUAL BASTARD!!!!!"
*Haruhi, Kaoru and Tamaki run off*
Kyoya: *sighs* "Moron,"
Scene Two
*Haruhi, Tamaki and Kaoru come in laughing*
Tamaki: "That was quite fun. Oh, hi Mori,"
Mori: "Hey guys. What's up?"
Kaoru: "Oh nothing. Were just saying naughty words like Jiggle My Instant Coffee,"
Mori: "Oh no. Mitsukuni forbids me saying such words,"
Tamaki: "Well Hunny senpai is a wanna be sissy boy!"
*Mori has a shocked expression on his face*
Haruhi: "He doesn't mean it Mori-senpai. He is just testing out some hosting swears,"
Tamaki: "I mean every word I say ever cause I'm Tamaki Suoh. The host club's king,"
*Dramatic lighting plays in background and shocks Hikaru who is not in this chapter*
Mori: "I'm telling Kyoya senpai about this,"
Kaoru: "You're such a sissy boy Mori,"
Mori: "This is against the big book of hosting rules,"
Tamaki: "I'm afraid I can't let you do this Mori senpai,"
Mori: "Oh no no. I don't want to swear. Mitsukuni wouldn't want me to swear…"
Tamaki: "Are you a member of the host club or not Mori-senpai. If that is even your real name,"
Mori: "I am a member of the host club…but…but…"
Tamaki: "Try then. Here's the list. Say anything,"
*passes list to Mori-senpai*
*Mori struggles*
Haruhi: "You can do it senpai!"
Mori: "Tamaki's penis…"
*Haruhi and Kaoru look at Mori with disgusted expressions*
Tamaki: "You sicken me!"
Mori: "But..but it's on the list,"
Tamaki: "I'm ten times the man you'll ever be Mori!"
*Mori creeps down*
Tamaki: "Leave the Ouran Host Club Takeshi Morinozuka and never come back!"
*Mori walks out depressed*
*Haruhi and Kaoru yell out "Yaaayyyyy!!!!!"*
Haruhi: "You have quite the princely charm today Tamaki senpai,"
Kaoru: "Yeah. Your right with your idiotic attitude,"
*Tamaki gives the death glare and tries to beat up Kaoru, but fails*
Tamaki: "Well, now that's done, let's make a prank phone call,"
*Tamaki takes cell phone out of pocket and begins to dial*
*Nekozawa picks up*
Nekozawa: "Black Magic Master Nekozawa speaking,"
Tamaki: "BELZENEF THE CURSE DOLL!!!"
Nekozawa: "WHAT!? You kids. If you EVER make fun of Belzenef again I will put a curse on you for all of eternity! You yeah! Stop calling me!"
*As he talked, Haruhi, Tamaki and Kaoru started to laugh and Kyoya and Hunny walked into the scene*
Kyoya: "There they are,"
Hunny: "Kyoya-chan told me he word like to have a word with you guys,"
Haruhi: "Son of a yaoi,"
Kyoya: "That is the exact language I want to remove from the host club. Our traditions as well as our currency must be high. If we let this…"
Tamaki: "MOTHER FUCKING *BEEP BEEP* HIKARU'S SHIT KYOYA!!!"
Kyoya: "WHAT!!!!?????"
Tamaki: "You stealing cheap skate you!"
*Every one just stares at him*
Kaoru: "Haruhi's bikini,"
Kyoya: "Hunny senpai I argue you to beat them up with your Karate immediately!"
Hunny: "Oh Kyoya-chan let them have there adventure,"
Kyoya: "I thought you were the one who wanted to ban the words in the first place?"
Hunny: "I barely remember what happened a few minutes ago. Back to whatever you do best,"
*Kyoya leaves and mumbles to himself*
Haruhi: "Thank you so much Hunny senpai,"
Hunny: "You're welcome Haru-chan,"
Tamaki: "Hunny senpai, you're really short right?"
*Hunny looks down in shame*
Hunny: "Yes. Why?"
Tamaki: "Do you know any dwarf, super short, shrimp, yet sissy old hosting swears?"
Hunny: "Well, I do know one Tama-chan, but you must never ever repeat it,"
Haruhi: "We won't senpai,"
Hunny: "Well… here it is…"
*Hunny takes in a big breath*
Hunny: "YOUR MOTHER IS A *BEEP BEEP BEEP* ING *BEEP BEEP BEEP* REALLY OLD *BEEP BEEP BEEP* YO MAMMA JOKE GONE WRONG *BEEP BEEP BEEP* BANNA PEEL *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* MONKEY *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* COMMUNIST *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* VIC MIGNOGNA *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* WITH A PILE OF *BEEP BEEP BEEP* IN A ANOTHER ROOM WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* V-8 *BEEP BEEEP BEEEP* WITH A PLAT OF *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* TRAVIS WILLINGHAM *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* WITH A NUCLAR MISSSIEL *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* CURSE DOLL *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* HOMOSEXUAL BASTARDS!"
*Hunny begins to breathe heavily*
Kaoru: "Woooowwwww!!!!"
Hunny: "Now you know. You must NEVER EVER repeat ok?"
*Hunny stares at all of them*
Tamaki: "We promise Hunny senpai,"
*Later that day…..*
*Haruhi, Kaoru and Tamaki say the awful curse words in front of Mori and he begins to try and escape them*
All: "YOUR MOTHER IS A *BEEP BEEP BEEP* ING *BEEP BEEP BEEP* REALLY OLD *BEEP BEEP BEEP* YO MAMMA JOKE GONE WRONG *BEEP BEEP BEEP* BANNA PEEL *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* MONKEY *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* COMMUNIST *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* VIC MIGNOGNA *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* WITH A PILE OF *BEEP BEEP BEEP* IN A ANOTHER ROOM WHERE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* V-8 *BEEP BEEEP BEEEP* WITH A PLAT OF *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* TRAVIS WILLINGHAM *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* WITH A NUCLAR MISSSIEL *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* CURSE DOLL *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP* HOMOSEXUAL BASTARDS!"
The End
Tamaki: "This is just a quick message from your host club king saying that no one was hurt in the making of this one-shot, except Hikaru and Mori. I'm afraid Hikaru went from gay for his brother to a tyranny and we will sure miss him…"
Hikaru: "I DID NOT!"
Tamaki: "Gotta go,"
*Tamaki runs off set*
Haruhi: Did that make you feel better senpai?
Tamaki: Yes it did, especially since Hikaru got hurt.
Hikaru: I did not.
Luckygirl88: Yes did….secretly.
Kaoru: It's ok, I'm here for you.
Hikaru: Oh Kaoru, you make me feel like a man.
Kaoru: No Hikaru, I make you feel like a lover and nothing compares to your beauty.
Hikaru: Oh Kaoru.
*Random fangirls run in and scream*
Luckygirl88: I love brotherly love.
Tamaki: Dang it. I need a twin brother now.
Kyoya: I can always clone you one, but who knows what that will do to you.
Tamaki: Never mind then.
Mori: I have a twin brother in my closest.
*Every one just stares*
Hunny: Hey guys. I have an idea.
Every one: What?
Hunny: Let's dance!
*Every one dances except me cause I can't dance*
Haruhi: That was fun, but it's time for us to go. See you next chapter.
Luckygirl88: Also, check out ohshc ppp and my other random fanfics if interested. If you want to contact me, I will be on youtube a lot under the username GaarasIchibi88. You can't miss it. See ya later. ^.^