Chapter Eighteen "Troubles Are Just Getting Started"

Author: Ok you guys. Before we do have the date game, I'm going to wait till more people join. So for now, I will just make chapters to go alone with what I planned and then we follow it up with that special and like I said, the winner will get to write a new chapter with me with their ooc or just themselves. Ok. So please enjoy, because I plan on making things rather interesting.

Tamaki's Point Of View

Hello every one. Yes, it is me again. The beloved host king. I miss you all. Haruhi has been taking over this fanfic when I clearly share in half of it. I mean, this is a TamaXHaru fanfic write? That means that I am the star and Haruhi is my beloved co-star while the rest are my simple homo-sexual supporting cast. Also, while we are speaking, the author feels sorry for spelling Kyouya's name wrong. We never realized till now. I'm sorry, but moving on. This fanfic is about me and me only. I am the superstar here.

Lately I have been dealing with the Fujioka family. Let's just say I think her father is catching on and when he finds out, well, I think you know what might happen. I guess that's life. Now if you're wondering about my "perverted ness" as many are calling me, it has gotten worse. Because I'm always changing clothes, I can't help but peek. However, if Haruhi were to find out I haven't been showering, then she will kill me for sure. It's not like I don't want to be clean or anything, I just don't want to expose more than I have to. You guys that are reading this understand right? I think you lovely ladies also understand to a certain typical point of view as well.

If you think that is bad, then you haven't heard the half of it. Ever since Kyouya explained to Haruhi about what might happen, she has been more moody let's just say. I was later told by him and as you might be aware, my face turned bright red. Still, what can we do, but just go on with life. After all, time doesn't speed up for just any one. You have to enjoy life, even the worse parts you have to enjoy and just let it slip away. Eventually you will forget all about it.

Still, Haruhi seems to be hiding from life. She hasn't been to school in days now and I'm worried about her. She doesn't even look at me any more, not even my actual body me. I don't know what to do any more. I can't force a person to love me and I can't persuade them…. Ok, maybe I can a little, but that doesn't matter. I want to make ladies happy. That's why I made the host club, even if that lady is one of our members. She may act strong on the outside, but I know she is a fragile angel and one that needs help, no matter how many people she turns down.

When I thought giving up sounded right to me, she came back to school. Every one was pleased, happy, except her. Her eyes said disappointment and her smile was fake. I stood and went to the back room and just sat there. I drew little faces into the marble floor to try and make myself feel better, but nothing satisfied me. That's when mommy came into the room.

"Hello daddy, what seems to be the problem?"

"Oh it's nothing mommy dearest. I'm just worried,"

"About our little girl?"

"How did you….."

"Save it Tamaki. We can all tell that you're upset. There is no way to hide it. You want to make her happy, but you don't want to hurt her feelings and force her into something she doesn't want to deal with. We feel the same, but I'm afraid there isn't munch we can do. Like I told you, our finest men are dealing with problem and looking for the answers. What else do you want me to do?"

"Nothing else. I'm glad you're helping. After all, it was your stupid plan, so I would assume that you would be fixing it. I'm trying to make her happy and that's all that's important to me now. Don't you see? Nothing matters to me any more,"

"I see. Well, let me be the one to give you good advice. If you want to make her happy, I suggest a date,"

"A date?"

"Yes you idiot. Take her out some where special, some where she would want to go. This way, she can be happy,"

"You're right! Taking her on a date it exactly what she needs, but…."

"But what?"

"I have never asked any one out before,"

"You're kidding me?"

"I am not,"

"You're the king of the host, the top man, the main attraction yet you never asked any one out,"

"Well, I did ask some one out once,"

"Who?"

"Your momma,"

He looked at me with a expressionless look.

"Yeah I know, that's not funny," I responded back.

"Thank you, but if you're going to ask her out, well…."

Suddenly he got an evil grin and fixed his glasses. Any time he does that, you know it's not good.

"You have to be you're and so does she,"

"But that's the problem, how can I be me and she be her!?"

"You truly are a idiot. Come with me Tamaki. Come with me into my office,"

"You have a office? Since when?"

"Since we started to get phone calls and email request for you guys,"

I walked to his office and I knew things weren't going to go well. Mister smarty pants planned everything. Even though I can't be in my own body, at least he can attempt to make the body physically look like myself. I knew I was going to regret this later.

Some stilts, wig and tapping later I sort of looked my self. Contacts also played in a part. After all, I don't have brown eyes. I heard screaming from the far end, so I figure they were doing the same to poor wonderful Haruhi. Now, here is the problem. If I'm taller than Haruhi, than how are they going to make my body shorter? No, they wouldn't! I don't want them to trim my legs down. I like being tall. I can reach things when I'm tall, unlike like counter opposite character in another anime/manga. *Edward Elric*

I waltzed in and Haruhi was blind folded. I untied it and she stared at me puzzled. It's a good thing; they didn't make my body short after all. She looked ravenous, I mean for a female version of me being her. I'm just curious how they…. Never mind. She wore a satin sky blue gown with butterflies at the far right corner stitched into the gown. A long haired wig of course with a making bow in the back and a sliver pendant swung around her neck. She was soooo cute!!!! Look at my little girl!!!!

"What's going on?" Haruhi asked.

"Miss Fujioka, would you accompany me tonight on a lovely night out where ever your heart contents?"

The members stood, patiently waiting for her next move. Hunny-senpai's eyes widened and every else just stood.

"Well… I…."

Every one leaned in closer, including myself.

"Yes?"

"I would…. Love to senpai,"

I can't believe this! She said yes…. To me! This is the happiest day in my life!

"Oh thank you thank you thank you!!!!!!"

"No problem. Look senpai, I'm sorry about earlier. I was just over whelmed. I mean, you and me together, never going to happen,"

I faked laugh to make her happy.

"Come on senpai, let's go….. to the park,"

"The park?"

"Yeah senpai. I want you to be happy too. Also, they have paddle boats I think you would enjoy,"

"Paddle boats sure sound interesting,"

Haruhi and I took off for our enchanted date or what I thought might be one…..

To Be Continued….