Ouran Date Game

Author: Alright, we finally have the three people signed up. Yay! I'm running out of ideas slowly to go along with the chapters, so I decided to do the date game first and the winner I choose can help me write the next chapter BUT NO ROMANCE KISSING THING YET!!!!!! I plan on waiting till just the right time to have a romantic scene like that and besides, your character will be featured in the next chapter and like I said, you will be on a date with one character of your choosing if you win while the rest of you get a simple kiss. That's right, I'm just that mean lol. So let's get on with this.

Tamaki: "Greetings every one and welcome back to another special. We have been putting our thinking caps and yelling at each other, but we decided to move on to the lovely special. All three lovely beautiful girls decided to join us in making this wonderful event. Now if you would Kyouya, please list off the names of our guest here tonight,"

Kyouya: "With pleasure Miss Fujioka,"

Tamaki: "I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME!!!!"

Kyouya: "But that is your real name, technically,"

Tamaki: "NO IT ISN'T!!!"

Kyouya: "Fine then Master Tamaki. Tonight we have three guest. Our first guest goes by the username of BookWormie123. Interesting name if you ask me. Our second guest is called 'tGiveUpJustYet. That is true, life doesn't give up on us just yet. Lastly, what seems to be the number one fan of this fanfic and please lord help me is seaweedgirl. If it were me, I wouldn't want to date her. I don't want a date to smell fishy if you ask me,"

Tamaki: "Stop teasing our guest! There lovely names if you ask me,"

*Kyouya just shrugs*

Tamaki: "Currently Haruhi is in the back with ear plugs and a blind fold. When we bring her out, she will have no idea who you ladies are. I'm afraid given tby the situation, it would be me blinded folded, but I have to be the guest on stage tonight. However, if you choose to date Haruhi's body, you still get to have me,"

*Haruhi in background*

Haruhi: "I kind of heard that last sentence senpai!"

*Hikaru and Kaoru in background*

Hikaru and Kaoru: "Quick! Stuff more cotton balls in her ears and feed her more tuna so she can't talk!"

*Tamaki turned and got angry and ran off the stage yelling at the twins*

Kyouya: "While Tamaki is yelling at them, Haruhi can come out now. She will be sitting on the opposite side of you ladies with a wall between her. She will ask you the questions and you will reply. She will call you either 1, 2, or 3. By the order we gave your username, that is the number your placed as. With delay, let's start this game shall we,"

*Haruhi walks out and sits down*

Haruhi: "Hi senpai and guest. As you know, I got dragged into this. Well, I guess I will ask the first question. Guest one, If you were to go on a date with me, where would you like to go?"

Guest 1: "Movies. Classic first date scenario,"

Haruhi: "And what about you guest two,"

Guest 2: "Probably to the park, Kareokying, or just walking around the city, or at a

nice little tea shop or shake shop,"

Haruhi: "I like that, its simple and pleasant. I bet senpai might enjoy that, then again I'm not sure. Ok guest three, your turn,"

Guest 3: "Let's go to an arcade! Then to lunch at a nice Italian place!"

Haruhi: "The arcade might be crowded if you ask me, but it's where ever you ladies want to go that matters. Alright question two, what is your best quality? We'll start with guest three this time,"

Guest 3: "I've had an ability to think deeply ever since I was very little. I think it

has helped me avoid many bad things!"

Haruhi: "I never thought about that as a quality trait, but thinking can help. I'm not like some person who doesn't have a brain,"

Tamaki: "Hey! I'm smart! I know that two plus two equals fish and that the math term pie means a piece of cake like substance with fruit inside and it is a commoner's food,"

Haruhi: "Right….. next guest please,"

Guest 2: "I'm a nice and fun person but I kind of have an attitude. (I'm a lot like

Haruhi. weirdly. but more outgoing.)"

Haruhi: "I don't have an attitude problem,"

Hikaru and Kaoru: "Yes you do,"

Haruhi: "I..I..oh forget it, next guest,"

Guest 1: "Not much of a talker (if I don't know you too well), so I like to listen. But

if we're buddies, I can make you laugh when you're down,"

Haruhi: "That's also a good trait to have. It's kind of like me, I seem not to talk much, only if I'm pushed into it and I cheer almost every one up, except myself at times. Let's move on to the next question then. This was an optional question, so you didn't have to answer if you didn't feel like it. Have you ever dated in the past? Guest 2?"

Guest 2: "Nope,"

Haruhi: "Guest 1?"

Guest 1: "No…. (*cries*)

Haruhi: "It's ok. I haven't…. oh wait I just did. Uhh, onto the next question. What type of person are you into in our world? Guest three?"

Guest 3: "I love Tamaki! Because he is so caring and wacky! He isn't afraid to be

himself! He was very wise and passionate in the guidance he gave to the twins,

Kyouya, and Honey!"

Tamaki: "I think I like her already,"

*winks*

Haruhi: "Stop flirting with the guest, besides, I'm in your body remember?"

*Tamaki goes into corner and cries*

Haruhi: "Guest 1 your up,"

Guest 1: "I'd say Kasanoda. He's cute in a way and he's awkward in social situations. I

like that because I'm the same and that gives me reassurance. But if you mean

in terms of Hosts, I'm tied. I like Mori 'cause he gives you that 'I'll never

leave you' vibe. But I like Tamaki cause I'm a sucker for funny AND thoughtful

guys. (Nice Prince Charmings are hard to come by these days...)"

Mori: "I'm finally loved,"

Tamaki: "Shut up Mori senpai! Clearly she likes me the best for my princely charm. I'm a rare to become by,"

Haruhi: "Actually senpai, she also said Kasando who you always seem to pronounce his name wrong,"

Tamaki: "Never heard of him, but he must be nice,"

Haruhi: "Uhh… never mind, guest two," *forehead smack*

Guest two: "I'm into a Hikaru or a Tamaki. They have their own personalities have a say

in the world and are not afraid to express it,"

Tamaki: "Once again, I have three strikes and you guys are all out!"

Haruhi: "This isn't baseball senpai; it's a game show,"

Hikaru: "Why is that people love only one of us, but not both of us? We are partially the same, except maybe in personalities a little, other than that, if you date one of us, you get the packaged deal whether you want to or not,"

Haruhi: "Hikaru calm down. Do I have to hit you again?"

Hikaru: "No……"

Haruhi: "Thank you, next question. If you were a flower, what type would you be? Quest two,"

Guest two: "A rainbow rose. Basically all the colors of the host and many more. Because I am my own type of person and I have many personalities,"

Luckygirl88: "Sweet! One flower to rule them all,"

Kyouya: "How did you get in here?"

Luckygirl88: "The back door of my mind likes always and you guys need to stop fighting all the time. You all give me head aches you know that. Hearing it constantly, no wonder why I get brain farts,"

Haruhi: "Let's move on and get this over with please,"

Guest 1: "Forget-me-nots. I'm scared to lose things (forgetting is sorta like losing

something) and I don't want you to forget me,"

Haruhi: "Interesting…. Guest three,"

Guest 3: "A daisy... because I'm lively but can still be calm under pressure!"

Tamaki: "I'd be a daisy as well. I'm lively too,"

Haruhi: "But you're never calm,"

*Every one nods*

Tamaki: "You're all mean to me. Move along with the next question, I can't bare to stand this pain,"

*goes back into corner*

Haruhi: "Right, next question….. What color would you be? Guest three?"

Guest 3: "Bright red! Red can be passionate, homey, or firey and fun!"

*Tamaki comes out of corner*

Tamaki: "That's it! I choose my winner!"

Haruhi: "No you haven't! We still have more questions you baka!"

*Tamaki goes back into corner again*

Guest 2: "Rainbow,"

Haruhi: "That's interesting. You must clash with your self every day to have that many different color personalities. Alright, guest 1,"

Guest 1: "Blue, yellow, and Purple mixed together. Mellow like blue and sophisticated

like purple, but in touch with my inner-child like whims like yellow. (It

looks terrible if you made it into a shirt.)"

Haruhi: "That sounds like senpai if you ask me, alright no more interruptions. We need to finish this, so next question. If I asked you on a date again, would you accept?"

Guest 1: "Depends. Did I enjoy the last one? (Mori= I have mixed feelings. Kasanoda=

You're too sweet to say no to! Tamaki= If I didn't sustain bodily harm from

the last date, then sure!)"

Tamaki: "That's mean!" *cries*

Haruhi: "Senpai! No interruptions!"

Guest 2: "If the first one goes well. actually yes I would accept even if it didn't

second chances always help when You want to be with someone"

Guest 3: "Depends on how the first one went. Most likely, even if you messed up the

first time, I will give you another chance!"

Haruhi: "Next question, describe the perfect date in your mind. Guest three,"

Guest 3: "A movie, then a walk on the Hawaian beach at sunset, then a japanese dinner

in japan. (this is fantasy!)"

Kyouya: "If she does win, that dream date will go on Haruhi's debate,"

Haruhi: "Thanks senpai….. Guest 1,"

Guest 1: "Paint balling (never done it before, but I want to). You and me only. But

since playing with such few people is never fun, winner makes the loser do

something... But keep it PG-13!"

Tamaki: "What is paint balling?"

Haruhi: "Guns with balls of paint inside you shot at people senpai. It's a American game,"

Mori: "Sound stupid,"

Haruhi: "It isn't,"

Guest 2: "Meeting up at a tea shop. Going to the park for a little while then going to

the beach and doing whatever. I don't care really as long as we can talk joke

around and have fun,"

Haruhi: "That sound nice. Well, let's move on then. If you could describe a song that fits us, what would it be. Guest 2?"

Guest 2: "McFly Brown Eyed Girl. I can't say there is a song for you and me because you like someone else right Tamaki? ^-^"

Tamaki: "I do not! I have no love interest,"

Haruhi: "Then why is it that when I look at myself, your "feelings" want me to rape you senpai?

Tamaki: "I…I… let's continue on!"

Guest 1: "Tamaki= Boy Moves To A New Town With Optimistic Outlook- FM Static. Come on,

the title screams 'Tamaki Suoh'!

Kasanoda= Be My Escape- Relient K. Gotta listen to the lyrics to see it!

Mori= Skyway Avenue- Boys Like Girls. The chorus describes Mori perfectly!"

Haruhi: "Interesting….. Yeah, I'm not going to replay. Last guest please,"

Guest 3: "Well, we are both happy people, and help people who need our optimisms... so a song that fits both of us would be I'm Gay, by Bowling for Soup!(Not very

romantic, i know.) ._."

Tamaki: "I'm not gay at least not like in those other fanfics like me and Kyouya,"

Haruhi: "Do I want to know?"

Tamaki: "No…."

Haruhi: "Alright, all questions have been answered and now we need to decided a winner. We like all of you and we all know you want to win, but we can only choose one,"

Luckygirl88: "How about this, since I'm mean and I'm a girl, so it doesn't help me much, I'll let the fans decided who they like and no you can't vote for your self. I promised a winner, but the replies are all good. I'll let you reading decided and the one with the most votes is our number one. You thought I'd choose right at the spot. Well, YOU FAIL!!!!!!"

Haruhi: "Well that was a change of plans, I guess the viewers will pick. Saves me from choosing. Tamaki will just have to wait,"

Tamaki: "Fine, I'll wait, but before we all go, we have one thing to say…….

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TEHE