Chapter Twenty-Two "Tamaki's First Day as Haruhi"

Author: Haha! You guys thought I was going to get all luvy and romance, but your wrong! I decided to flash back. Yes, we are flash backing to around the second chapter and going into Tamaki's day as Haruhi instead of Haruhi's day as Tamaki. Why, cause I can. Also you guys, I'm kind of in a depressing mood for reasons that are private, so I might not post up my chapters as fast, plus I have school which we all know sucks and the only thing good is seeing your friends, unless we lived life in the ouran world of high school, then things might be interesting. I mean, who wouldn't want a host club at their school. Any ways, lets get on with the chapter!

Tamaki's Point of View

It was a normal day for me. Every one in the host club had on wonderful outfits. To be exact, the twenty era. A wonderful game related time with no worries, till the depression hit and only those still wealthy stood on top, like my family before me. Yes, my family went through the depression, but we managed! That's why I went with the theme, besides; Haruhi would look so cute in her outfit! It makes me proud to call her my little girl.

The day was normal and Haruhi waltzed in and talked to Kyouya. I was flattering my guests and didn't have time to talk to her. Yes I know, I should have, but when I was about to, she headed for the back room to change. I continued to charm my guests with multiple things. Our guest like to be flattered, it's an act really. We do it to please them and in Kyouya's case, earn money by making others feel worse, but mainly my poor daughter. I would hit him for that, but then he pulls out black mail and I stop my actions.

Once Haruhi came out, she was perfect as I had planned. I would have her in a dress, but most of our guests think she is a guy and some are guessing around the idea that maybe she isn't. Whatever it maybe, we have to lie and protect her identity. If they found out, not as many guests would come in like before and we don't want that. My daughter, my sweet and loving daughter. If only she would fall in love with me, that would be the absolute perfect fantasy. I would love her and…never mind. It's a silly dream. I heard Haruhi talk on and then something struck me. Her words, she complained about the commoner's life! How dare my daughter act that way! I marched over and gave a stern look.

"How can say such things? Living a commoner's life is fantastic! You can eat low cost meals and do pretty much anything you want. Sure you have to work to make a living, but I will be up to anything!"

I made my point clear as can be, but of coarse my lovely daughter had to sass back at me. We kept going on for a while when her tensions were clear as she walked out of the room. I called back her and faced her head on, worrying to why she was causing a problem.

"I'm fine senpai. I just don't like how you're irrespirable. Giving paint guns to the twins and Honey are you nuts! Every time something is broken or some one gets hurt I end up paying for some of it. I'm not fifthly rich you know senpai. You can wave money around like it's nothing, but I don't have that life style. I'm tired of cleaning after your messes!" She replied harshly and then I heard my heart thump and I calmed down, worried now.

"Haruhi, if that is the problem, why didn't you tell us? We can arrange something. I just don't want you to harm our guest,"

We went on some more and then she left us to go home. I sat there sad as the rest of my club members came to cheer me up. All I wanted to do was make my daughter proud, happy and pleased. I didn't want to hurt her, but give her something special.

That night when I went home, I made a wish upon a shooting star. My wish was simple and easy. Nothing could go wrong with this wish. I wished that Haruhi would love me, fall in love with me, devotedly and willingly. Not forced either. I even asked in any shape or form. I didn't care what would become of me, I just wanted her to be happy. If we aren't mean to be, then I'll accept that. I'm a man and nothing more. There are many people who would take her hand and give her a happy life, like Hikaru.

Hikaru has something I don't. He has this caring side, a side that he can comfort any one and make them feel ok. I feel like I don't have that or at least it isn't strong enough. She wants some one to protect her and have fun with, some one mature. I'm none of those things. I know what I need to do; I need to give her those things. That is my goal for the year; make me become the man that Haruhi wants.

I slowly went off into a long slumber. During the night I heard strange voices. I wasn't worried. It was probably me saying something to myself. That's when during the night I felt strange. Normally I would have my bear beside me, but I felt like he wasn't there. I remember trying to clutch onto him, but then it felt like some one yanked him for me and it gets even stranger. I know before I went to bed I was sleeping on a large mattress bed, but then suddenly I felt like I lying on the floor. I could have fallen off during the night and maybe didn't notice at all, but the next morning was the strangest thing that ever happened to me.

Next Day

I heard a voice calling for me the next morning. Clearly a male's voice ringing pots and pans to get me up, but I didn't budge. Then he went and shook me, I finally gave up and moved slowly. I heard him say something once more and then he left the room. My eyes didn't adjust well, so everything seemed blurry to me. I went to try and locate the rest room. Strange, this was my own home and you think I might be able to find it.

I walked some more and finally located the rest room. I turned on the lights and the bright lights made my vision worse. I went over to the sink and washed some water on my face to see if that might help and to make me more awake. I looked up again and my vision didn't improve much. I saw some contacts off to the side and grabbed them. I slowly jammed one in one and then the other. That improved my vision loads better. When I finally was able to see, I looked around and noticed that this wasn't my home.

"Where the heck am I? This seems strange. Was I kidnapped? Maybe,"

I looked some more and then finally noticed a mirror in front of me. Strange, I saw Haruhi's appearance in the mirror, but she wasn't near me at all. I looked closely into the reflected imagine ad that's when it hit me.

When I moved an arm, it copied me. If I leaned in close, it followed. It took me a while when I started to look down in a thinking position when I noticed the outfit I had on wasn't my normal pajamas. No, it was clearly a long white baggy shirt and plaid bottoms underneath. I was wearing a no shirt if I remember correctly. That's when I looked at the body parts and saw them skinnier, more feminine structure. Hmm, wait a second. Haruhi, copying, body appearance and then me blushing in the mirror. Oh shit, dang it! NO! This can't be….. but….how….why…. phone going off? Phone going off!

I dashed out and went to answer the cell phone in the other room. The number pointed to Kyouya and I picked up quickly.

"Good morning Master Tamaki. How are you this evening?" He said cheery as usual. He knows something, that bastard.

"Alright you, talk now. Give me answers now!"

"I don't know what you're talking about,"

"Sure you do! You are never this happy unless you have a scheme in mind! Now talk!"

"Hmm, you got me. Alright, I'll confess…… I don't know what you're talking about,"

"WHAT!!!!!!"

"Calm down….. Haruhi,"

"Haruhi….."

"Are you clearly stupid? You didn't figure it out did you?"

"No I did, but I can't be Haruhi. CHANGE ME BACK RIGHT NOW!!!!!"

"I'm afraid I can't do that. Your state is currently permanent,"

"What do you mean permanent?"

"I'm sorry, but I have to go. Good luck Tamaki,"

The phone conversation ended and I looked at myself. How could this happen to me. I just want to know. I can't pretend to be Haruhi Fujioka for a day or even a week at most. I would have to act the opposite then I normally do, be some one else. Still, my shot of love is pointless, but it doesn't matter now. The only thing that comes into my mind is, I need help getting dressed.

Normally I wouldn't say this, but I will now. I am a full pervert. I love staring at Haruhi, especially naked if I could, which I ca now, but I don't want to, but I have to in order to go to school. Why can't mean and women be the same? Ahh, alright, come down.

I need to examine the situation. First, I'm in Haruhi's body, there for I am in a female's body. I would ask Haruhi's father, but he is a male, who cross dresses, but he knew I was me, and then I would be dead. No! I can't let that happen. Hmm, I got it! I'll call Haruhi. Besides, she needs to know the situation.

I called and explained which didn't help because I forgot to ask. I'm surprised she didn't know. I went through and located the uniform and started to change slowly, closing my eyes tightly and only opening them when needed to. I had issues and when I fell onto the floor; her father stepped into the room confused.

"Hunny, are you alright?"

"Uhh, not really. Can you lend me a hand? I kind of forgot how to do certain…well, you get the idea,"

He shook his head and helped me up and showed me how to do things. I nodded and saw my car wanting for me. I went out and entered the car. I wasn't so worried about this morning; I was more worried how long I can keep acting like Haruhi. Would it be just for a few weeks, days, months, years or the rest of my life? That story will be asked in a later chapter as I prepare myself for a day as Haruhi Fujioka.

To be continued in the next chapter as Tamaki enters Haruhi's school life……