Chapter Twenty-Seven "Lunch Time Problems"

Author: Woot! This story will come to an end ish soon, but I'm working out small details in my mind. I am thinking about a squeal, since this story is popular and I'm really happy. If I write a squeal, it will be based on gender swap, but this time no characters will trade places. Here are some ideas you may vote on:

Haruhi becoming a guy and Tamaki being a female

Tamaki being cursed and becomes a female on and off *idea came from Ranma ½ which author is starting to love*

Or possibly something else like a cross over between two animes I like and something involving that swap will happen. My fav animes r mainly:

Naruto

Ouran

Fruits Basket

Death Note

D.

Full Metal Alchemist *kind of*

And other's I can't think of on top of my head.

So you guys tell me what you want to see and let me know. Umm…the whole Ouran Date game, not too many people voted and I did keep track of the votes total, so it's sort of hard to say on who the winner is. I may just cancel it and just keep writing which I feel sorry for. So I'm letting you know ahead of time my readers.

Alright, no more long author speech, I'll let you read the story now.

POV: Tamaki still -_-

Lunch time, the time when people come together and be social, eating whatever foods crave them. It is the time of day we as host get a time off to eat and be merry, but today…it's not so much. Our little friend here is causing problems for all of us, even mister money maker Kyouya seems to be rather unpleased, plus Haruhi bit her and he doesn't like her for that.

Haruhi was placed in a high chair, singing and taping and acting cute. Kyouya managed to some how bring out all the foods she likes so this way if Haruhi complains, there is something there she'll eat. Hunny started to munch away on cake and Mori just ate some steak, drizzled in teriyaki with a small pineapple placed on the side for décor. Kyouya began eating soup, which I can't make out what type it is, but he was enjoying it. The twins went all out in food and got something that seemed good, but I couldn't eat it. I had a bento lunch box with whatever Haruhi's father put inside. I was happy to receive commoner's food. Haruhi…kept throwing her food at people, even her cake and tossed it right at Hunny's face, which he simply licked the parts around his mouth off. Mori senpai started to whip it off with a wet towel.

"Haruhi dearest, please eat your food," I said, placing some mac and cheese on her plat.

"No! I'm not hungry!"

"Haruhi, please do it for daddy,"

"No!"

Haruhi then bit my already swore hand.

"OWWW!!!! Hikaru! Kaoru! Control her!!!"

Haruhi laughed at me and then the twins came over quickly.

"Haruhi, if you eat this food we'll get you something special ok?" Hikaru said, trying to persuade her…as usual.

"Um…what is it?" She asked with big blue violet eyes.

"It's a surprise," Kaoru said.

"Hmm…ok!"

Haruhi then started to eat her mac and cheese happily. The twins smiled and sat next to me. I sighed and went back to eating my bento, which had some tuna in it. It tasted pretty good today, really fresh.

"You know, you just have to know how to reason with her," Hikaru said, sighing afterwards.

"You expect her to listen to you right away, but she is a child after all and you can't force things on her," Kaoru stated afterwards.

"I know, but I just want to make her happy,"

"Then make her happy on your own terms you baka!" They announced at once.

Haruhi was almost done with her food, burping it and then tapping on dishes and the table singing a song. It made me happy and smile. That's when I noticed something strange about her. She was growing again, but now…she seemed almost a teen, about pre-teen as the chair began to break on her.

"Umm…quick grab her!!"

"Hikaru and Kaoru quickly grabbed Haruhi and dashed out of the cafeteria like that. We all followed at our own speed and meet in a hall way. I saw Hikaru and Kaoru in the hall and stopped. I then glanced at the middle school age me and couldn't help but hugging me.

"Umm…senpai, why are you hugging me?" Haruhi asked.

"I CAN'T HELP IT!!! I LOOKED SO ADORBALE AT THIS AGE!!!!"

"Hmm, seems like your growing fast. How interesting and it's not even two yet and your almost at proper age," Kyouya said, writing it all down.

"I'm glad to be of right age again. I have a few words to say to you both!!!"

Haruhi was staring at me and Kyouya now. I panicked and run around the hall area. Kyouya stood and surprisingly mocked me.

"I DIDN'T DO IT I SWEAR!!!! I WAS CONVINCED!!!!!!" I said screaming loudly.

"IT WAS MASTER TAMAKI WHO DID IT!!!!!" Kyouya screamed as well.

"YEAH, BUT YOU SUGGESTED IT!!!!"

"YOU COULD HAVE SAID NO!!!!"

"What a bunch of idiots! I don't care. I'm just angry for the fact you did it in the first place, but you two did it for the right reasons. That's all I care about,"

We both stopped and looked at Haruhi. We looked at each other and nodded. At least she understood. I'm happy, she was close to normal.

"So…how long till I'm back to normal?" Haruhi asked, looking at Kyouya.

"Probably thirty minutes at the most. Seems like your growing rather fast,"

"YeAH"

We looked at Haruhi confused for a while. I think it was time for that again. When a guy gets older and his voice cracks. Yay!!! I don't have to go through that!!!! ^^

"Haruhi, your voice is cracking," Hikaru said with a devilish smile.

"No IT's nOT!"

"Yes it is," Kaoru said also grinning.

"Damn it,"

"Well Haruhi, looks like you get to enter the stage of man hood. At least, you feel my pain," I said, smiling like the twins.

"I hate you senPAI,"

"I know,"

After sometime, we sat in the third music room listening to Haruhi's voice mature as she got older rather fast. He grew hair in areas like most people go through, so we told her to shave. Then she started looking at her gender the "other" way, so we delt with that. After periods of time, Haruhi came back to my wonderful age. I was happy and free. She finally became…seventeen again.

*author is unsure of Tamaki's age and believes that right*

"HARUHI!!!! How do you feel?" I asked curiously.

"Like the same normal me, just going through adult hood. I hate fanfics…"

"We know," Every said at once.

Nekozawa came into the room and looked at us, well, Haruhi and me. He glanced and Belzenef looked evil today, like normal. His dark robe made him look like he hovered on the floor and his dark appearance made him look darker.

"So Souh, do you enjoy that experience?"

"No. I hated it,"

"Good, that's just what we wanted to hear. I came to you for…some help?"

"Help? WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME!!!!??" Haruhi yelled, trying to pull of me so we wouldn't get cursed again.

"Hmm…because this is something of importance,"

I looked at Haruhi and shrugged. From Nekozawa's blank stare, he seemed to mean it, but then again he was blank starring us, so I'm unsure.

"Alright, what is it?"

"I have these…toys you see. It's mainly a device that needs to be tested out for a client of mine. She and her friend named Denjo needed to experience each other's lives for a while and I need to dummies to try it. I figured you wouldn't mind Souh. After all, if you don't…I'll curse you forever,"

"But…I…alright,"

"Excellent!!! Now, who will be your dummy for this evening?"

Haruhi looked at me as her face showed a devilish grin. She then winked at me. I see, she wants us to be in our normal bodies for a while. Hmm, my girl is brilliant!

"Haruhi!"

"WHAT!!!!" I stated, pulling off my little girl.

"Excellent. You two will live the next twenty four hours as each other,"

"I hate you senpai," I said to Haruhi.

He slipped a ring onto our fingers and we stood there for a while. Suddenly I remember collapsing and fading off into the darkness. When I woke up…I was me again.

To Be Continued….

Ok, now the moment I was planning on. The romance stuff. Hehe, coming to your fanfiction account in the next chapter. ^^