iHave a Dirty Little Secret
Summary-Sam and Freddie are happily dating. There is just one twist-nobody knows.
Disclaimer- I'll own iCarly the same day I become normal-long story short that's never.
A/n I've been reading a lot of stories where Sam and Freddie are secretly dating and decided to give it a shot.
Chapter 2
Sam's POV
I woke up to the sound of birds-stupid birds. I looked at the time-7:23-ugh. I'm up at 7:23 on a Saturday, why again? Oh yea, the stupid birds. Freddie's mom should be home in about 2 hours- I have to get up anyway. I got up, grabbed an outfit from under the bed and walked to the bathroom. Once I changed my clothes I attacked the birds nest on my head better known as my hair. Trying to brush this thing in the morning is impossible. My hair finally looked normal so I walked back into the bedroom to wake up Freddie.
Freddie is the heaviest sleeper ever.
Usually I just let him wake up by himself but I find that boring. A few weeks ago I challenged myself to see how quickly I could wake him up. I have yet to wake him fully on a Saturday. Most of the time I wake him but he just tries to ignore me and he goes back to sleep.
Hmmm. How should I wake him today? There are three categories that get him to wake up-being sweet, a bunch of motion, or my personal favorite scaring him.
Being sweet is a dreaded one but it gets his attention the quickest. When I use the sweet tactic I usually get really cozy with him in bed and ask him really nicely to make me breakfast or something. On week days he usually obeys but on Saturdays (His mom never works the late shift on Saturday night/Sunday morning so I never sleep over on Sundays so I have never gotten the chance to try and wake him on Sunday) he says "Go to Carly's" or "do it yourself". Occasionally I will get cozy with him and kiss him until he wakes up and kisses me back. But on this one he will usually (after we are done making out) just go back to sleep. Sometimes he is just plain impossible.
A bunch of motion is fun but tiring. It isn't that effective either. For this tactic I usually jump on his bed and scream "Get up" a million times. With this one Freddie usually just get's up and sleeps on the couch. Then I'm all tired from jumping up and down and screaming like a rabid animal. I'm also mad because I didn't get him up.
Scaring him is fun. My first attempt at this tactic was yelling "Fredward Benson get up this instant" just like his mom would but that wasn't even close to working. He knew I wasn't his mom and just fully ignored me. I've tried so many things in this category I lost count, really. I have to think of something new.
I'm going to do a scare tactic today. Well, you could call it an action tactic. I'm going to spray him with a water gun. I ran to my backpack; I always keep a mini one in there. I filled it with water and started squirting.
"Waky waky Benson," I teased.
"Ugh," he groaned. "Sam, quit it!"
"Wake up then," I said.
Just then I heard the door open and close.
"Oh, no someone's here," I told him.
"Ha ha, Sam very funny," he laughed sleepily.
"I'm not kidding, stop saying my name," I said as I hid under the bed.
"Quit it Sam I…" he started.
"Hey Freddie…uh ever heard of a shirt?" I heard someone say, waint that sounds like…
"Carly?" Freddie asked.
"Yup, I need to borrow a camera," she explained. "Why where you saying Sam's name?"
Come on Benson, don't ruin this. He became a great liar, sometimes I believe him, but he always had a problem lying to Carly.
"Sam keeps texting and calling me," he lied. He didn't stutter or anything-a perfect lie.
"Why?" she asked.
"She thinks it's funny to wake me up," Freddie lied. Wow, he is doing good!
"But why is she up at…uh…8:03 in the morning on a Saturday?" Carly asked. Why is she asking all of these questions?
"You know Sam, she'll do anything to put a prank in action," Freddie lied. Good one! I should text him to make it more believable.
I pulled out my phone and texted,
Wake up Benson
His phone buzzed.
"There she goes again," he stated.
"Weird," she said. "Isn't that Sam's water gun?"
"Uh, I-I-I-don't-I-I-don't know," Freddie stuttered. Great, now he messes up, and big time too.
"Whatever, can I borrow that camera?" Carly asked. Phew, she just left it alone!
"Yea, sure," Freddie answered.
I heard movement then heard Carly say, "Cool thanks Freddie, see you in a few."
"Yup, see you Carly," Freddie responded. I heard doors open and close. I got out from under the bed.
"That was close," I said.
"Too close," Freddie responded.
"Well, I'm going to go over to Carly's now," I told him.
"Cool," he responded. I gave him a quick kiss and walked toward the door. I turned around to where I was facing Freddie.
"You're getting better at lying," I pointed out.
"Thanks," he responded. I smiled, he learned from the best.
"Except for the," I paused, getting ready to mock him, "I-I-I-don't-I-I-don't know." I turned to the door and started walking towards it.
"Whatever," he smirked.
"Whatever," I mocked before I walked out of the door. I walked out of the apartment and across the hall to Carly's place. I didn't
"Sup Charletta?" I greeted.
"Hey Sam," she smiled.
"Hi," Spencer greeted.
"Oh, Sam, Freddie has your mini water gun," Carly recalled.
"Uh, I'll get him later," I lied.
"Just saw it when I was with him this morning," she told me.
"Why'd you need the camera anyway?" I asked without thinking. Crap.
"Oh I need it for- waint how'd you know that?" she asked.
"I see it on the table and it looks like one of Freddie's," I lied, "really it was just a guess."
"Oh," she said. God, I gotta be more careful. We rarely have close calls, one a week maybe. Never two in a day!
"Well, I wanted it cause Spence broke ours and he needs it cause he's doing something with Socko," she explained.
"Cool," I responded. Just then Freddie walked in.
"Hola mis amigas!" he greeted with a smile. (A/n Hello my [female] friends) He has a cute smile…
"Why are you speaking in Spanish?" Spencer asked.
"Siempre hablo español, Spencer," he said. (A/n I always speak spanish, Spencer.)
"You make my brain hurt!" Spencer complained as he ran out of the room, grabbing the camera.
"Your brother is so weird," I commented to Carly.
"Yea," she agreed.
"Oh, I meant to ask you, you wanna sleep over?"
"Sure," I smiled.
"Cool, Freddie?" she said.
"What?" he asked.
"Wanna sleep over? I'm going to be really bored without Spencer here and I want some company," she explained. "So, you wanna?"
"Whatever," he agreed.
"Cool, we should play games like cupcake slam and truth or dare!" she squealed.
"Wow, what did I get myself into?" Freddie asked. Carly just rolled her eyes.
Well, this will be very interesting, won't it?
Oh, yes it will, Sam.
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