iHave a Dirty Little Secret

Summary-Sam and Freddie are happily dating. There is just one twist-nobody knows.

Disclaimer- If I owned iCarly The All-American Rejects would've guest starred on iCarly by now.

A/n I've been reading a lot of stories where Sam and Freddie are secretly dating and decided to give it a shot.

Chapter 3

Sam's POV

"Freddie!" I screamed as I looked frantically in his fridge. Freddie got off of the couch and walked over to me.

"What?" he asked. I motioned toward the fridge. He walked over to the fridge.

"Do you see it?" I questioned. I NEED my ham. Carly is at the store getting all of the stuff for the sleepover and she's not back yet. Plus I haven't had ham in 3 and a half hours.

"See what?" he asked.

"What do you mean what? My ham you fool!" I yelled as I slapped his shoulder.

"Ow," he complained. "That hurt! Why do you need your ham?"

"Ok, a) because it's ham and I'm Sam," I told him. He nodded.

"Of course," he smiled.

"Uh huh," I started, "And because Carly's not back and I haven't had ham in FOREVER."

"When you say forever you mean 2 hours," he guessed with a smirk.

"No," I corrected, "it's been 3 and a half hours." Now it was my turn to smirk. Freddie just rolled his eyes and walked back over to the couch and sat down on it.

"Hello, we still have a crisis!" I informed him.

"Third shelf-behind the fat free, sugar free-" Freddie started, but was cut off.

"Yea, yea, you mean the mutant gelatin?" I asked.

"Yup, but don't-" he started but was cut off-again. I tried the gelatin and believe me I won't be doing that again…ever.

"EW!" I coughed. I spit the gelatin out and grabbed the ham.

"Eat it," Freddie finished his previous sentence.

"Yea, thanks Freddork," I said sarcastically as I kept eating the ham like a 'vicious animal' as some would put it. I DO NOT eat like a vicious animal! Ok, maybe a little…

"You should head over to Carly's soon," Freddie suggested.

"Uh, fine," I agreed. I shoved the rest of the ham in my mouth and headed toward the door.

"Hey!" Freddie complained. I groaned as I walked over to him, removed the ham from my mouth and gave him a short kiss on the lips.

"Happy?" I asked as I shoved the ham back in my mouth.

"You taste like ham," he commented. I smiled.

"Good," I responded. I closed the door behind me and walked across the hall to Carly's.

"Sup Carly-o!" I greeted. I looked around the room; there was just a giant man resembling thing kinda like Spencer's Splatter Man. (A/n the thing in the second episode or whatever that Carly and Spencer threw paint at. I have no clue what that was called, I named it the Splatter Man, ok?)

"Hey Sam," someone greeted.

"Spencer?" I asked.

"Yup!" he responded…but where was he?

"Where are you?" I asked.

"In this sculpture thing," he explained. What?

"Why?" I asked.

"Because Splatter Man looked lonely!" he told me.

I rolled my eyes. "Of course he did," I answered. "So you can get out of that easily…right?"

"Uh…let's go with that," he hesitated.

"That's what I thought," I said. "Carly, Spencer got stuck again!"

"Uh, really?" she asked from upstairs.

"Yup," I called. Freddie walked in.

"What's up with the Splatter Man look alike?" he asked.

"Splatter Man was lonely," Spencer explained.

"Ah!" Freddie screamed, but realized it was Spencer. "Spence, did you get stuck again?"

"Yea," he answered. Carly ran downstairs with a fire extinguisher.

"Carly what are you" I started.

"Doing?" Freddie finished. We looked at each other but dismissed it. Carly used the extinguisher on Spencer. The entire apartment looked smoky, when the smoke cleared we saw Spence standing there with a puddle of white stuff around him.

"Good," I started.

"Job," Freddie finished. Carly nodded in agreement then looked at Spencer.

"Go get ready for whatever you are doing with Socko and your other friends tonight!" she ordered.

"Fine, mom," he joked.

"Don't test me boy," she threatened, "I have Sam on my side."

"Yes mam!" he responded as he ran upstairs. We all laughed and sat on the couch to watch Girly Cow.

About 20 minutes later Spencer ran downstairs. "See you tomorrow kiddos!" he called.

"Later," I responded.

Carly stood up with a devious smile on her face. "Let the fun begin," she smiled.

Well this was just a funny/fun to write filler type chapter. The sleepover fun will come in the next chapter!

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-randomness