iHave a Dirty Little Secret

Summary-Sam and Freddie are happily dating. There is just one twist-nobody knows.

Disclaimer-Let's be logical. I'm 12. I'm a girl. I'm NOT named Dan. Now we know I don't own iCarly.

A/n I've been reading a lot of stories where Sam and Freddie are secretly dating and decided to give it a shot.

Chapter 5

Freddie's POV (from beginning of kiss)

She kissed me. And my stupid hormones made me do something I regret-I kissed back. I kissed back but it was missing something. It was missing the spark. What spark you may ask. The spark I always feel when I kiss Sam-from the makeouts (of which I feel fireworks) to the one second pecks on the lips; there is always a spark. I was going to pull away but instead I was forced away. I looked to see why I was pushed away. I saw Sam. This wasn't just Sam though, this was an angry beyond belief Sam, but I could tell there was hurt in her eyes too.

"I thought you loved me!" she screamed before she ran upstairs, probably to Carly's room. I know I should've been worrying about her just revealing our secret but I wasn't I was worried about how I hurt Sam. I sat down on the couch and ran my hands through my hair.

"She thought you WHAT?" Carly asked. Well here goes nothing-I have to lie-again.

Carly's POV

I am so confused!

"What are you talking about?" Freddie asked. I could tell he was lying but I decided to play along for some reason.

"Nothing I must be hearing things," I lied.

"Must be," he agreed.

"Yeah, well, Sam seemed to be mad at you so you need to go fix it so we can resume our perfect sleep over!" I ordered.

"Yes mam!" he saluted. I rolled my eyes and he got off of the couch.

Freddie's POV

I started up the stairs and knocked on Carly's bedroom door where I assumed Sam was hiding.

"Sam, open the door," I called.

"No," she said sternly. I sighed, got on my knees and started picking the lock. Soon enough the door was unlocked and I walked in casually.

"How did you…" she started but realized I picked the lock, "Uh, I hate you."

I closed the door and locked it again. "You may hate me but I love you," I said. I sat next to her on the side of the bed.

"Then why were you swapping spit with my best friend?" she asked.

"Ok, I admit it, I kissed her back, ok? Can I tell you something?" I said.

"What?" she asked in an annoyed tone.

"Do you feel a spark when we kiss?" I asked.

"That's a question, not telling me something," she pointed out.

"Yea well that was a statement not an answer," I snapped.

"I don't know," she said.

"Are you really going to make this hard?" I asked.

"Yes," she snapped. I laughed a little to myself.

"Fine," I agreed.

"Fine," she repeated. "What is-" I didn't let her finish her sentence. Instead I captured her lips with mine. She responded immediately and our lips moved together in synch until she pulled back.

"That's the spark," I explained. "That's the spark I feel when I kiss you. When I kissed Carly that spark wasn't there. I'm really sorry Sam and you got to believe me when I say that."

"Ok, I believe you," she said. "I'm sorry too."

"For what?" I asked.

"For overreacting," she said, "And revealing our secret."

"Nah you deserved to overreact-" I started but was rudely interrupted.

"Swoosh yea!" she agreed.

"That was rude," I pointed out.

"And you're a dork," she stated with a smirk.

"Whatever," I said.

"Oh, so you agree you're a dork?" she asked.

"Yea, I'm a dork," I confessed with a smile, "But I'm your dork."

"Yea and nobody knows it," she smiled. "What were you going to say before I 'rudely' interrupted you?"

"Well Carly doesn't know our secret," I told her. I scooted myself behind her and wrapped my arms around her waist. "I bet she doesn't suspect a thing." I reassured her.

Carly's POV

I know Sam and Freddie are hiding something from me…I just don't know what yet. I need a second opinion. I pulled out my phone and started texting Griffin.

Do you think there is something up with Sam and Freddie?

No

Are you sure?

Why?

They are just acting weird.

How so?

I kissed Freddie and she got all mad…almost jealous.

U kissed the nub?

Says the kid who collected pee wee babies. ; )

Y do u text in complete sentences?

I think it's hot.

Note to self: start doing that

You forgot the period.

Shut up

a) you forgot it again and b) What is your deal?

Just a little upset I didn't get invited to your sleepover.

Great, I'm dating a pervert.

Its perv…No one says pervert anymore.

You just did.

Bleh.

What's bleh?

IDK I made it up.

Great I'm dating a perv who makes up words and used to collect attractive plush toys!

You know it!

You are weird.

Thank you very much.

You are no help.

Aww :'(

Baby

Wow you are hanging around Sam and me too much.

Bleh

I set my phone down. I'm not giving this up. Time to put all of my mystery novel reading to use. Another case for Mrs. Sherlock Holmes; Find out Sam and Freddie's secret.

And believe me-I will.

Darn! I am hanging around Sam and Griffin too much!

Ooh, Carly is determined! I realized I made Griffin sound a little like Spencer-Sorry.

If you wanna know what happens you need to push the attractive little blue button down there. Ooh a bribe-lol.

LOVE ALWAYS,

-randomness