iHave a Dirty Little Secret
Summary-Sam and Freddie are happily dating. There is just one twist-nobody knows.
Disclaimer-We've gone over this
A/n I've been reading a lot of stories where Sam and Freddie are secretly dating and decided to give it a shot.
Chapter 8
CristalLuna13 is Aminta- she won the challenge-you'll see who it was in like 2 sec.
Freddie's POV
"Mom?" I asked. Sam got off of me quickly and sat next to me.
"Freddie, what on earth is going on," she asked. "What as Sam done to you now?"
"I was just trying to steal his pen," Sam lied. "He's helping me study and I forgot mine and he wouldn't let me borrow his."
"Oh, well then, Freddie I'm home early because I'm setting you up on a blind date!" my mom said excitedly.
"What? Why?" Sam and I said in unison.
"Ok, ok, because you've seemed really lonely after you broke up with Carly and this woman at the hospital's daughter is single and is 15, just like you!" she explained.
"Mom," I started.
"Raise your hand if you wish to speak," my mom told me. I raised my hand. "Yes Freddie."
"Mom, I'm 16 and I don't wanna go on this date," I said.
"Too bad she's here right now! You two are going to have a date now!" she informed me. Oh no.
"Well I should go," Sam said awkwardly. She walked out the door. Well more like sprinted.
A short Hispanic girl walked into the room. She had shoulder length, wavy black hair with blonde highlights. She was pretty but Sam was beautiful. (A/n no offense CrystalLuna13-that's just Freddie's opinion) She looked nice and I really didn't wanna break up with her before our first date even happened.
"Hi, I'm Aminta," she greeted. I shook her hand. My mom left the room.
"So whatcha wanna do?" I asked.
"I couldn't care less, I don't even wanna be here," she said.
"Me either," I agreed.
"My mom set me up on this date after I broke up with my boyfriend, Jake," she explained. "We got back together yesterday and she's forcing me on this date."
Crazy's POV
Ok, I'm spying on Freddie. But why not, I wanna make sure this girl is right for my little Freddiebear!
"My mom set me up on this date after I broke up with my boyfriend, Jake," Aminta explained. "We got back together yesterday and she's forcing me on this date."
What? Veronica never told me about this!
"Really," Freddie laughed. "Ok you gotta swear not to tell anyone." Freddie is not allowed to swear! He is hanging around that rotten Sam kid to much!
"Ok, swear," she agreed.
"Do you watch iCarly?" he asked.
"Only all the time!" she smiled.
"Well I'm dating Sam Puckett and nobody knows, well except us and now you." He said.
"OMG that is so funny!" she laughed.
Waint did he just say he was dating Sam Puckett? How is that possible?
Freddie's POV
"Yeah, I barely believe it!" I laughed. "My mom just walked in on us making out and thought Sam was stealing a pen!"
"That is too funny!" she smiled.
"I know, right?" I said.
"Yeah, I heard you're a tech wiz," she said.
"Yup," I confirmed.
"I wouldn't call myself a tech wiz but I'm pretty good with technology," she told me.
"That is so awesome!" I said.
"Wow we shouldn't date but we should defiantly be friends!" she suggested.
"So how do we tell our parents that we aren't dating and that we just wanna be friends?" I asked.
"You don't have to," someone said. I turned around. Uh, oh, I should've known she was spying.
"Mom," I said. "How much of that did you hear?"
"All of it," she said. "Why didn't you tell me you were dating that girl?"
"We didn't tell anybody," I told her.
"Well I'm happy for you!" she said as she hugged me.
"What, why?" I asked. It's not the same if you say it by yourself.
"You actually found a living breathing girl who loves you!" she explained.
"Yeah, you can let go of me now," I said. Aminta laughed at this.
"Oh, I won't tell anyone if you don't want me too," my mom smiled.
"Ok," I said. "See you Aminta!" I walked to my room.
Well that was weird.
I pulled out my phone and started texting Sam.
(It goes back and forth between Sam and Freddie starting with Freddie.)
My mom just found out
WHAT and you are living to tell the tale
Yup
How'd she take it
Ok
Really
Uh huh
How was your date, do I need to kill the girl
No
Really
Yea, she knows 2
You r defeating the purpose of the secret
Bleh
What's bleh
IDK Griffin made it up
Oh
Love you
3 u 2
You can come back over
Do I really have to walk that far
Yes
Bleh
~~~~~~~~SEDDIE~~~~~~~~~~
Hey, hey, don't think that just cause crazy know that this story is coming to an end-cause it's not.
Like it- 'BEAVCOON!"
Love it-'she wears pantyhose!'
Hate it- 'attractive plush toys'
Or
Want me to update-'it's refreshing when she hurts someone who's not me'
Don't care when I update-'normal here I come'
LOVE ALWAYS,
-randomness