iHave a Dirty Little Secret

Summary-Sam and Freddie are happily dating. There is just one twist-nobody knows.

Disclaimer-Sorry folks; still hasn't happened.

A/n I've been reading a lot of stories where Sam and Freddie are secretly dating and decided to give it a shot.

Chapter 16

I made Griffin's last name Van Dorn (I'm reading Things Not Seen by Andrew Clements, good book, I recommend it.)

Carly's POV

"Carls, you're kidding, right?" Griffin asked, like I was joking.

"No," I answered sternly. "Those were her exact words."

"No way," he said, shocked.

"Yes way," I told him, mocking his tone.

"You're mean," he pouted.

"So are you," I snapped.

"Well, Ms. Attitude," he said.

"Well, Mr. Pee-wee," I teased. He sighed heavily, telling me he was dropping the subject.

"Let's go back over the things you've gathered," he suggested.

"Fine," I agreed.

Sam's POV

"No," I smiled.

"Yes," Freddie pushed on, backing me against the wall, lacing his fingers in mine.

"Never," I smirked.

We played this game every week. It's a fun game, pointless really; I always win.

"Please," he begged.

"No," I told him.

"Oh, come on, let me," he smirked.

"I've never done it and I'm not going to start now," I argued.

"Please," he said. "Its fine, you won't die!"

"I could!" I argued.

"Not if I'm there!" he told me.

"No," I shook my head.

"Let me teach you how to swim!" he smirked, hoping he would win this.

"Not in a bazillion years," I said.

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"No."

"Yes."

"Fine!"

"Fine?" he asked, not believing he actually won.

"Fine," I repeated. He smirked and I slapped him upside the head.

"OW!" he complained.

"Your fault, you shouldn't have smirked like that," I told him. "Let's go to my house so I can get my bikini."

"Bikini?" Freddie smirked.

"Don't turn into a perv on me Benson," I said as I patted his chest.

Carly's POV

I slapped Griffin on the chest.

"They weren't abducted by aliens!" I scolded.

"It's possible!" he defended.

"No it's not!" I smiled.

"Yes it is!" he argued.

"Oh shut it Van Dorn!" I said.

"Whatever Mrs. Van Dorn," he joked. He likes calling me Mrs. Van Dorn; I on the other hand do not like being called this.

"Oh, stop it!" I yelled.

Sam's POV

"Stop it!" I screamed. We went to Freddie's aunt's house-she has a pool in her backyard-while she was out of town.

Freddie found it so amusing to act like he was going to drop me in the deep end of the water when I can't swim.

"Chill out, I'm not going to drop you," he assured me as he let go of my waist once more, only to catch me from falling under the water.

"I don't find this fun," I told him.

"Yeah, but I do," he smiled. "Plus, we're in the middle of the pool in 12 foot water, you can't swim, and I'm your only way to stay above water."

"Benson," I threatened. "You may have the advantage in the water but I have the advantage on land. And when I get my hands on you on land…"

"You're going to kiss me," Freddie joked.

"Yes, then I'm going to kill you," I told him.

"I'm so scared," he teased. "You can't kill your secret boyfriend."

"Yes I…" I started but Freddie let go of my waist again and I couldn't help but scream, "Oh my God!"

Carly's POV

"Oh my God," I complained. "None of our theories make any sense!"

"Even the aliens?" he asked.

"Give up on the aliens!" I screamed.

"Meanie," he pouted.

"Oh, grow up, this is serious!" I scolded. Griffin rolled his eyes and pointed to the notes I took in my diary. His eyes grew wide in amusement.

"Griffin is so hot, I love…" he started but I shut the diary on his hand-Hard.

"OW!" he complained.

"Dude, diary off limits!" I told him. He looked at some of the notes I took on random pieces of paper. He had his idea face on.

"Look at this," Griffin told me. "Put yourself in the situation and tell me who you would've said this too."

"Ok," I agreed.

Freddie's POV

"Ok," I said. We've been working on swimming for about 2 hours.

"Just swim," I told her.

"No, I'll drown," she scoffed as she swam over to me. I splashed her and she clenched on to me for dear life.

"Ok, if you really wanna drown…" I started, removing her from me. She clenched tighter.

"No!" she screamed. She had a death grip on me and decided to have some fun.

I stopped keeping myself afloat and let myself sink to the bottom. Sam let go really-and I mean REALLY-quickly. I swam back up and was shoved back down by none other than Sam. We started wrestling. Ok, not really it was her sitting on top of me while I was trying to get some air.

Not fun.

Sam's POV

This is so fun.

I'm sitting on Fredweird while he's struggling for air.

"Having fun?" I asked. I spoke to soon because I was flipped into the water and swam back up to see a very amused Freddie.

"You little dweeb! I hate you!" I yelled. I jumped on him and wrapped my legs around his. He kissed me and I kissed him back. He pulled back and set his forehead against mine, looking at me with a smirk.

"I thought you hated me," he smirked.

Carly's POV

"I thought you loved me," I repeated Sam's previous words.

"Who would you say that to?" Griffin asked.

I thought about it and only came up with one answer.

"My boyfriend."

Ok, I'm really in a cliffy mood so that's what you got. I kinda changed the plot based on where it's going. It's not almost over or anything, just changed it up a little.

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