iHave a Dirty Little Secret
Summary-Sam and Freddie are happily dating. There is just one twist-nobody knows.
Disclaimer-Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now. You know what I'd wish for? To own iCarly =D
A/n I've been reading a lot of stories where Sam and Freddie are secretly dating and decided to give it a shot.
Chapter 18
I just want ya'll to know that I say waint instead of wait sometimes because of a glitch in my computer that (most of the time) auto corrects it. I think I fixed it, but no promises.
Carly's POV
Part 1 of Operation Seddie is in play.
I sent Sam to the Groovie Smoothies, with 10 more dollars than she needed (of which I probably won't get back.) I had to give her extra money cause that was the only way she'd get her lazy butt off of the couch and walk to the Groovy Smoothies alone. Lord only knows what she'll buy with the extra money.
Why did I send her to the Groovie Smoothies alone to fetch my smoothieinstead of going with her and drinking my Strawberry Splat in the colorful restaurant?
Because Griffin is going to meet her there and flirt with her, but of course she doesn't know that. We're acting like we broke up until we get them to tell us the secret themselves. We decided to make Griffin flirt with Sam because I REALLY don't wanna flirt with Freddie.
I see Freddie as a brother NOT a boyfriend. Me flirting with Freddie is our last option. Honestly I don't know what Sam sees in him. He's all...I don't know what to call it, well…nice. And she's aggressive and rude and all of that stuff. I really don't understand it. Do opposites really attract? Now that I think about it it's just like Griffin and me. He's a 'bad boy' while I'm a 'good girl.' And, well, long story short she's Sam and he's Freddie and somehow they've dated for God know how long without killing each other.
Hmmm, I guess opposites do attract.
"Carly!" Freddie yelled.
"What?" I snapped.
"You weren't paying attention," he told me.
"I was paying plenty attention!" I claimed.
"You haven't answered my question," he said.
"What question?" I asked.
"Exactly," he smirked.
"Wipe that smirk off of your face!" I ordered. He lost the smirk and went back to his laptop.
"What was your question?" I asked.
"I said I'm going to the Groovy Smoothies because knowing Sam, she's going to spend the 3 dollars that's supposed to be for my smoothie on something else," he told me. "Is that ok?"
"No," I said.
"Why not?" he asked. "I mean, I really wanna smoothie."
"So, stay here with me," I suggested, hoping he would go along with it.
"I don't know…" he hesitated.
Sam's POV
"I don't know…" I said.
"Come on, stick of ribs is 5 dollars and the stick of chicken is 5 dollars plus the cost of the smoothies is 21 dollars," T-Bo told me.
Carly only gave me $20 for smoothies (10 bucks extra! She better not expect getting it back though.)
"Well, Fredweird doesn't need a smoothie," I decided. I gave T-Bo the 20 and got 2 sticks of meat and 3 smoothies; two for me and I for Carly. I know I only need one smoothie. But I want 2. Trust me, Freddork will live.
The little
"Hey," Griffin flirted as he sat next to me.
"Yeah, why don't you keep your distance," I suggested.
"Come on hot stuff," he flirted. Oh no he didn't. He's dating Carly (and I'm dating Freddie, but he doesn't know that so I can't hold it against him.)
"What is wrong with you?" I asked, raising my voice.
"Nothing," he defended as he stood up.
I was going to slap him but I got a better idea.
I stood up and kicked him in the sweet spot.
He hit the ground with a thud (in a lot of pain) and I smirked.
"See, you lost your dignity and you're about to lose your girlfriend," I smirked as turned to walk out of the Groovie Smoothies but Griffin interrupted me.
"We broke up," he explained as he stood up, with much difficulty.
He broke MY best friend's heart? Oh no he didn't. You wanna know what I did? I kicked him again, exactly where I did before, but this time I did it MUCH harder.
"Teach you to break my friend's heart," I told him. "She loved you a lot and all you did was break her heart!" I turned and walked away, plenty of eyes watching me as I went.
"She broke up with me," he explained, but I was already out the door, texting Freddie.
(Goes back and forth Sam first)
Griffin was hitting on me at GS
What?
You heard me!
I didn't hear you, cause this is a text and all.
Oh, shut
But he's dating Carly
They broke up
Freddie's POV
"You broke up with Griffin?" I asked her, making sure Sam wasn't lying.
"I broke up with Griffin," she repeated, smiling.
"Too bad, you really liked him," I sympathized, texting Sam.
"Oh," she sighed.
She seems ok with it…wait…what did you do when you found out?
You know me too well; I kicked him in the sweet spot twice
Ouch, wait, why twice?
One for hitting on me one for breaking up with Carly
I thought she broke up with him
She did
What did I say about assuming things?
I didn't assume; I guessed.
Yeah, cause there's a difference
Yup ; )
"Wait, back up," Carly said, "You don't care?"
"Only if you're hurt," I informed her. "But if you're ok then not really."
"Dude, any time I broke up with a guy in the past you would start celebrating saying 'I might actually be her first husband!'" she told me.
"Yeah, but that was just a stupid crush," I said. "I'm over it, I see you as a friend and only a friend, I really don't wanna be your first or second or third or whatever husband anymore."
I stood up and walked toward the door but she stopped me with what she said.
"Are you sure?" she asked. I turned around.
"Positive," I said, opening the door.
"But I love you!" she yelled.
WTF why did she end here? What is wrong with her? Well, SORRY, I told you, I'm in a cliffy mood. Did you see that I named the chapters? I was really bored =)
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