iHave a Dirty Little Secret

Summary-Sam and Freddie are happily dating. There is just one twist-nobody knows.

Disclaimer-I DO NOT own iCarly.

A/n I've been reading a lot of stories where Sam and Freddie are secretly dating and decided to give it a shot.

Chapter 21

Sorry the last chapter was cliché. Here's a normal one.

SORRY: Ok this review made me smile it's from Gigglesinthedark:

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Freddie's POV

RRIINNGG

Sam picked up her phone and looked at the text.

"Uh, that guy my mom's dating," Sam started.

"The doctor?" Carly asked.

"No, I think it's that Italian dude," I guessed.

"No, it's the dude from the mariachi band," Sam corrected.

"Oh," Carly and I said.

"He stole our toaster," Sam informed us.

"Why the toaster?" Carly asked.

"He likes toast," Sam told her. She grabbed her hoodie then she turned toward the door and left.

I turned back to the TV, enjoying the Girly Cow rerun. Carly grabbed the remote, which was lying in my lap, and turned the TV off.

"Hey," I complained. "I was watching that!"

"So…" she trailed off, drawing a circle on my chest with her finger. I grabbed her hand and removed it from my chest uncomfortably.

"What?" she asked, scooting toward me. I backed up till I hit the end of the couch.

"What are you doing?" I asked as she kept moving closer to me. She's acting like Sam when she wants something.

Wait, Sam seduces me.

Oh my God is Carly seducing me?

Carly kept scooting closer to me with a flirtatious smile playing on her lips.

Oh my God she's seducing me!

This is so not happening to me.

"Remember what you said?" she asked.

"Uh," I started but had no clue what she was talking about. "No, what did I say?"

"You said if you had the casts off and the hero thing blew over and I still loved you we would date again," she recalled.

Oh crap.

"Yeah, but there's a little problem," I told her.

"What?" she asked and she was practically on top of me. I got her off of me and stood up quickly.

"I don't love you," I said.

"Oh, you sure?" she asked.

"Positive," I answered a little too quickly.

"Why not?" she asked.

"Because I…" I started but cut myself off.

"Because you what?" she asked.

"Because I…love pie!" I said. God, I HAVE to come up with a different excuse!

"You love pie more than me," she asked, obviously hurt.

"No, it's just," I started, putting a hand on her shoulder.

"You love someone else," she finished.

Why does she keep trapping me?

"Kinda…" I trailed off.

"So who do you have a crush on?" she asked.

"It doesn't matter," I smiled. "I should go." She grabbed my arm and pulled me back. Then she did something I didn't expect: she kissed me.

(This part my best guy friend, Zach, [You may know him as Wempe from This Is An iCarly Interview] wrote the next part. I asked him how he'd react if he was in the situation [Because what I wrote didn't sound very…uh…guy-ish] and this is what he wrote =D)

She KISSED me.

Like, on the lips.

I really wanna know what I did to deserve this so I can make sure I NEVER do it again, like ever. Cause this is confusing. I mean first you're a nerd and no girl likes you unless they're trying to use you. Then you hit puberty and girls love you.

Girls are so weird. I really wanna know what goes on in a girl's head cause, seriously, girls make NO SENSE.

"Yeah, I'm going to go right now," I said urgently. What she said next stopped me dead in my tracts.

"She's lucky," she smiled. I turned to look at her.

"I'm the lucky one, trust me," I told her. I opened the door and went to my apartment where Sam was waiting for me on the couch.

Yeah, I'm not going to tell her what just happened…

(Ok, the rest is all me)

Carly's POV

I heard a knock on the door and Griffin walked in.

"Why'd you knock if you were just coming in?" I asked, popping a grape in my mouth.

"I really don't know," he shrugged. "Did Freddie crack with the flirting?" he walked over to me and grabbed a grape.

"No, he really loves Sam," I told him. "He almost cracked but I was hard core flirting and he didn't even consider flirting back-even when I kissed him!"

"You kissed him?" he laughed.

"Yes," I said.

"You going to tell Sam?" he asked.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"You should tell Sam that Freddie kissed you, instead of the other way around, she'd get really mad…" he explained as he left the last part unfinished for me.

"And she'd probably crack!" I realized. I grabbed his face and kissed him. "What are you eating?"

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Are you eating something that's making you smarter?" I asked.

"Don't be vicious," he smirked.

I'm going to make Sam jealous.

I'm bad.

Ok, technically Griffin's bad, but I'm taking credit for his idea.

~~THE NEXT DAY~~

Sam's POV

"Mom!" Freddie argued.

"You need to be checked for ticks," she defended.

"Mom!" he complained.

"Come on Fredward!" she said, ending the conversation.

"Later ladies," Freddie sighed as his mom dragged him out of Carly's apartment.

"Sam, guess what?" Carly squealed.

"You wanna buy me a smoothie!" I guessed.

"No," she said, like 'no-duh.' "Freddie kissed me!"

I swear the world stopped spinning.

OMG Carly is evil! Jk, she just wants the truth.

Here is the second chapter of the day as another peace offering so you don't kill me for not updating in 3 days.

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