Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer owns Twilight and I own the plot X)

AN: I'm a cow...please continue

"So let me get this straight. The Vampire, is actually related to you?" Jacob asked for the fifth time tonight.

I held my head in my hands as the pack discussed strategies of approaching Flanna. We were in the living room of Morrigan's house watching the girls from the cottage window. They were currently laughing about something Flanna said, which made Morrigan blush. It was only two hours ago we were frozen on the cherry wood porch and the sensation in our bodies was confusing. We were conscious of everything around us, yet we couldn't speak or move.

"Yes, Jacob. Flanna is my cousin from Ireland." Xander said slowly as if speaking to two year old child. I shook my head and jumped up, only to be pushed back down by five of the other pack members.

"This is ridiculous! You're leaving her outside with that thing, when at any second she could suck her dry." I shouted angrily as Xander shouted an offended "Hey!" after me describing Flanna as a "thing". Sam looked at me with wary eyes as I balled up my fists and began to shake.

"Paul, Flanna does not mean any harm to Morrigan and that is obvious." Sam said calmly and that made me more angry. I knew i was acting like a spoiled child but this just wasn't fair! I glanced outside again and saw that the laughter had died down. It seemed they were having a serious discussion about something that was troubling Morrigan. I let out a whine and was smacked hard in the face with a cushion.

"Calm down Paul, you're acting like an overprotective boyfriend." laughed Jared and I blushed deeply. Jared seemed to find my situation amusing. I rolled my eyes and tried to listen to the girls outside.

"What are you doing here Flanna?" I whispered cautiously into the supernatural wind that was bounced eagerly around Flanna's feet like an overexcited puppy. Flanna turned to me and looked at me in shock and confusion.

"Why, I came to see my favourite cousin!" she said enthusiastically, which almost made me believe her. The look on my face must have shown her my disbelief and she sighed. "Why does it always have to be a reason Morrigan? Can't you just be glad I'm here and not becoming a rogue?" My eyes itched and I glanced up at her face.

"There's always a reason." I whispered harshly and dug my nails into my left wrist, a way to stop the tears. Flanna regarded me sadly before silently tugging the draw string to a pretty blue pouch.

"You know that I love you right? And that we only want the best for you." She whispered quietly and pawed through her palm sized pouch. I stayed silent as she withdrew a beautiful white gold ring with a single blue topaz stone. I started to protest, knowing what was coming next but she glared at me and my mouth snapped shut.

"I, Flanna Aideen Adhar Draoidheil on behalf of the Adhar guardians, swear full protection over Morrigan Rosaleen Thatcher, a child of noble decent. This ring symbolized our dedication to protecting the last..." I watched mesmerized as Flanna breathed blue air into the inanimate ring. She waited patiently as the ring began to glow a bright blue and the topaz was swirling with blues and purples and greens. I looked up into Flanna's amber red eyes and felt my eyes itch again.

"Why?" I mouthed, speechless. Flanna's bright eyes softened into a melancholy sadness and I rested my hand on hers.

"Mother saw a vision, but then it disappeared." I looked at her confused and she sighed. "Morry, she had a vision of you and it went blank." I still didn't understand and her face set into a grim expression.

"When a vision goes blank..." I gasped.

"You die."

I roared in frustration as my hot breath fogged up the small portal hole window. Morrigan had put on a silver ring, courtesy of her cousin, who'd probably bewitched it with her freaky voodoo magic. Flanna whispered something to a solemn Morrigan and kissed her on her forehead. Morrigan waved goodbye with her ring on her right ring finger. Shit! I swore mentally as Morrigan made her way up the porch steps and was heading to me, or the back door, whichever. I hurriedly shoved a massive gob of that disgusting peanut butter and mozzarella cheese in my mouth as the door flew open. I made a strangled noise as the lump did not digest and Morrigan raised an eyebrow at me, still in her cow pajamas. I would've laughed except for the fact i was practically choking on the horrible brown lump in my throat.

"Interesting." She said and walked out of the kitchen. I desperately ran to the kitchen tap and gulped down water. But it being my lucky day the water happened to go everywhere (my crotch). the door swung open and in walked my best friend Jared. He took one look at my bulging mouth, another at my soaked cut offs and gave his signature belly-aching laugh. He then traced a pinkie finger on the side of my lips and brought it to my face.

"Good to know Morrigan's not the only one with a fetish." I choked as he slapped me hard on the back and licked his finger.

Asshole.

I'M SORRY, and yes i'm every bad word in the dictionary. i've had so much on and i just haven't found the time for fanfiction. it also doesn't help when you're computer's a cow and you're internet connection's a bitch.

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