"Alright, we need a random question!" Bill told the others. They were siting at the kitchen table, deep in thought, when the door swung open and Remus walked in.

"Morning all." He said, yawning. He went to the bench to make himself a cup of tea.

Tonks' face split into an evil grin. She whispered her idea to the others, whose faces soon reflected her own.

Tonks got up, and went to make another coffee. While she stirred in the sugar, she turned to Remus.

"Hey Remus… can I ask you something?"

He nodded, turning to go sit at the table.

"Do you prefer g-strings or boy shorts?"

SMASH! Remus dropped his tea. Sirius and Bill cracked up.

"W-w- w What?" Remus asked, his face turning red.

"Do you prefer g-strings or boy shorts?" Tonks asked innocently, forcing herself to keep a straight face.

Remus ran up the stairs. Tonks started laughing.

At theorder meeting that night…

Remus finished giving his report on werewolf activity.

"Any questions?" he asked the group.

Charlie raised a hand. "So they haven't actually picked a side yet?"

"No, but Voldemort is offering them much more than the rest of the wizarding community ever will. It is unlikely that they will stay neutral in this war."

Tonks raised her hand. "Do you prefer g-strings or boy shorts?"

Everyone started laughing. Even Dumbledore had a chuckle. Remus blushed and muttered "No comment" before sitting down.

The next day…

Remus was going for a walk through the park by Grimauld place. He was passing the playground when he noticed a bright pink head on the swings. Tonks jumped off the swing and ran over to join him.

"Hi Remus!" She beamed.

"Hello Nymphadora."

"Do you prefer g-strings or boy shorts?"

Remus groaned. "Why do you keep asking me that?" he cried.

"Because you wont answer!" Tonks retorted.

"Fine! G-strings! Are you happy now?" Remus stormed off in a huff.

"No!" Tonks called from the slide. "I don't own any of those!"

Remus sat at the table that night with Sirius. Thankfully, Tonks was on guard duty, and couldn't ask any more stupid questions.

"So, Remus, I hear from my little cousin you're a g-string man." Sirius said conversationally. Remus blushed again.

"NO! I … I didn't mean it!" Remus stuttered as he tried to explain.

"So you really like boy shorts?" Sirius asked.

"I don't know! I don't care!" Remus put his face in his hands. "And, do you know, when I told her that-" Remus looked up again- " She told me she doesn't own any!! Why?! I'm so lost!" Remus looked at Sirius who was starring at Remus with raised eyebrows.

"Moony, are you really that blind?" Sirius asked.

Remus blushed again. "Oh."

When Remus woke up the next day, he went down to breakfast with his fingers crossed. He hoped Sirius hadn't told Tonks about their conversation last night. Things could get a bit awkward. He also hoped Tonks was satisfied with his answer and wouldn't feel the urge to ask him again. He took it as a good sign that she smiled at him when he sat down.

"Hey Sirius, can you pass me the cookie jar?" She asked, yawning.

Sirius snorted, then passed her a jar, grinning.

"But Sirius, its empty!" Tonks exclaimed.

"Someone must have stolen them!" Sirius said thoughtfully. Then…

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus stole the cookie from the cookie jar!" Tonks and Sirius burst into song.

"Noo!" Remus rolled his eyes and left the room. " I'm going upstairs." He muttered. Unfortunately, Tonks and Sirius followed him.

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus stole the cookie from the cookie jar! Who stole the cookie from the cookie-" Remus slammed his bedroom door in their faces.

"Well, at least he's getting annoyed!" Tonks laughed.

After dinner that night…

"Mum, could you pass me a cookie?" Bill asked.

"No." interrupted Sirius. "Someone stole the last one." he glared at Remus.

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Remus stole the cookie from the cookie jar!" Tonks started to sing. Bill and Sirius joined in for the next five rounds. At the start of the sixth, Remus stood up, drawing his wand. His face was livid as he made for Sirius. Arthur and Kingsley quickly grabbed his arms. A vein throbbed in Remus' temple as he struggled.

Sirius looked very offended that Remus had tried to attack him. Tonks patted him sympathetically on the arm. "I always knew he was insane," she said, shaking her head. "I've known it for years."

"But you only met me a few moths ago!" Remus yelled.

"Calm down Remus!" Arthur scolded. "Come on, lets get you upstairs." Arthur and Kingsley pulled Remus out of the Kitchen, while Tonks stifled a giggle.

"Like I said, he's insane."

"Shut up!" Remus called down the stairs.

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