That full moon, the trio of mischief makers headed over to Remus' house, having eaten nothing all day. They were all having chocolate cravings. They were pumped to annoy Remus some more.

They apparated at the top of a narrow lane, bordered with shadowy willows. A small cottage lay at the end, with ivy creeping up the walls. The full moon cast the cottage in a pearly, fluorescent light.

"Remus has a nice place," Tonks observed, as they walked down the lane, Sirius wagging his tail round their feet. Tonks knocked when they reached the wooden door. "Remus?" She called. A faint growl sounded from inside.

"You better check he's had his potion," Bill told Sirius, who let out a doggy sigh, but squeezed through the door Tonks had charmed open, just enough to let Sirius through. He had barely been in for a minute when he appeared back at the door, in human form.

"Its all good, come on in." He ushered them inside.

The cottage was quite small on the inside, having only five rooms, all painted in varying shades of blue.

Tonks gasped when she entered the bedroom- it was by far the biggest room, and half of it was taken up by an enormous bed. On top of the bed sat a large, sandy grey wolf, who jumped up when he saw Tonks, and leapt at her, eager to lick her face.

"Nice to see you too!" Tonks laughed, pushing Remus down. Tonks jumped on the bed, swinging her legs over the edge like a five year old. Sirius hauled Bill out of the room. "Give you two some private time," he grinned. Tonks poked out her tongue. She absentmindedly scratched Remus behind the ears, and he moved his head to rest in her lap. Remus looked up at Tonks with big, doleful brown eyes.

"You know, for a werewolf, you're pretty cute." Tonks smirked, just before Sirius and Bill came back in, arms piled high with chocolate bars. They had discovered Remus' stash. Remus let out a long whine. "Come on Moony, share for once!" Sirius scolded him. Tonks sniggered, helping herself to some of the chocolate. Remus put a paw on her thigh, looking at her pleadingly. Tonks smirked. "You know your hand wouldn't be there any other day, Remus." He quickly removed his paw, watching with longing as Bill unwrapped a chocolate bar and shoved it in his mouth. "hmmmm… Caramel… fanks Remus!" He spat through a mouth of chocolate. Tonks ripped open a block of chocolate, breaking off a huge hunk. "Thanks Remus! Fruit and nuts my favourite!"

"I bet it is," Sirius smirked, eyes twinkling. Tonks threw chocolate at him. Remus whined again, his distaste at their casual waste of his precious chocolate obvious. Sirius was sorting his into piles of flavours, while Bill shoved everything within reach into his big mouth. Remus growled at him. Bill rolled his eyes, swallowing. "Hey Remus, wanna hear some totally awesome werewolf jokes?" Remus' ears perked up, and Tonks nodded through her mouthful of chocolate.

"What kind of monster is washing machine safe?" Sirius shrugged, and Tonks rolled her eyes.

"A wash and wear-wolf!" Bill snapped his fingers, but no one laughed. Remus looked away, scratching behind his ears.

"What happened to the werewolf who swallowed a clock?" Bill asked, eyeing Remus scratching. "He got ticks…" Remus stopped scratching.

"I've got a good one!" Sirius said. "What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?" Tonks glared at Sirius, who smirked. "A mad dog that chases airplanes." Tonks threw a king size block of chocolate at him, and it hit him in the head. Remus started growling, raising his hackles. Sirius started shovelling chocolate into his mouth.

By the time Remus shooed them out to transform , all his chocolate was gone.

"God, I feel sooooo stuffed!" Tonks complained, holding her stomach. "I'm never eating that much chocolate ever again…"

"Not even if Remus said he'd snog you if you did?" Sirius asked casually.

"Well, maybe," Tonks admitted.

Remus came through several minutes later, wearing boxers and an old t-shirt, wincing as he limped in. Tonks looked, up, worried.

"Sprained ankle," Remus explained. Bill waved his wand, healing his ankle.

"Thanks." Remus sat on the couch, looking at the rubbish bin, overflowing with chocolate wrappers. "I still cant believe you ate all my chocolate. What am I going to do now?"

Tonks bit her lip. "Sorry." Sirius rolled his eyes, and threw a chocolate bar at Remus.

"We're not that annoying." Remus grinned, taking a large bite.

"Thanks. You guys might as well go, I'm not gonna be up to much today," Remus told them.

"Hey! I've got an idea! I'm having some friends over for pizza tonight. You guys could all come chillax with us." Tonks suggested. Remus rolled his eyes as Tonks gave him a pleading puppy eyed look.

"Fine! What time?"

When the trio left, they had organised to come round to Tonks' apartment at 6, with Sirius in disguise as Bills dog Snuffles.

Bill and Sirius came round early, to help set up. Tonks was getting Bill to connect the Karaoke to the TV- Bill wasn't doing so well. Soon, the doorbell rang, and all of Tonks' friends turned up.

"Bill, this is Amber, Becky, Kirsty, Susan, Kayleigh, Hannah, Sacha and Laura! Guys, this is Bill- and Snuffles." Soon they were all chatting about the weird sisters concert the next month. They were all playing 80's karaoke when Remus arrived. "Hi Remus!" Tonks gave Remus a hug, and introduced him to everyone. Remus couldn't help noticing she was wearing a very short silver dress, showing off very nice legs. Tonks winked, smirking, when she saw him starring. "You wanna sing with me?" She asked him, taking advantage of his embarrassing moment.

"um… well…" Tonks gave Remus her puppy dog eyes again. "Ok."

"Bags choosing the song!" Bill called, as Kirsten and Becky finished Kama chameleon. Tonks shoved a microphone in Remus' hands, as the clip started, and the words flashed across the screen.

"Girls just wanna have fun?!" Remus groaned, turning to a smirking Bill.

"Good choice!" Sacha called, as all the girls giggled.

I come home, in the morning light

My mother says when you gonna live your life right?

Oh mama dear we're not the fortunate ones,

And girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just wanna have fun

Remus was very embarrassed. He couldn't sing well, and not that high, so his voice kept cracking, to everyone's general amusement. And he still couldn't keep his eyes off Tonks legs!

that's all they really want

Some fun

When the working day is done

Oh girls, they wanna have fun

Oh girls just wanna have fun

By the end of the song, Bill was on the floor, pounding it with tears of silent laughter running down his face. Remus could feel the colour rising in his cheeks. he hastily put the microphone down, sitting on the couch next to Amber. Tonks looked disappointed." You don't want to do heaven is a place on earth?"

"NO!"

"Well I think you did great. You know-" Amber moved closer- "Girls do just wanna have fun." She flashed Remus a sexy smile.

"oh, um… really?" Remus stuttered.

"Amber, leave the poor fellow alone! Come help me with this garlic bread!" Tonks called. Amber gave a loud sigh, before getting up to help Tonks. "Don't put it in the microwave! Ah! Tonks, its got tinfoil! You're gonna blow us up!" Amber turned at the entrance to the kitchen, and gave Remus a suggestive wink. Remus shuddered. he'd had enough of Tonks' friends to last a lifetime.

Later that night, only Remus, Bill, Snuffles, Amber And Tonks were left. Tonks turned to Remus with a big grin on her face. "Guess what?"

"What?" Remus asked.

"Ambers joining the order!"

"WHAT?"

A/N: hey guys, sorry for the wait! Shout out to ambalishous for the jokes! You rock!