Tonks and Sirius left Remus alone for a few days, to give him a chance to cool down. They had forgotten to take his wand off him before dumping the bucket of water on him, and he had chased them round the house, yelling curses at them until he knocked Sirius out. Needless to say, they wouldn't forget to take that again.

Remus, however, was even more suspicious now that they were acting all innocent. He didn't trust their sincere apologies for bucketing water on him (why would they do that, anyway?) and was very concerned when he came downstairs to find Tonks, Bill and Amber sitting at the kitchen table, dipping their fingers into numerous mugs lined up in front of them, talking in hushed voices.

"That's too cold. It wont do anything…"

"Yea, but the pink mugs way too hot."

"Ahh…. What are you doing?" Remus asked nervously, standing in the doorway.

Tonks looked up. "Finding a good temperature."

"For what?"

She raised an eyebrow. "Water."

Remus rolled his eyes. "No way! I mean, do you want hot, cold, or warm?"

"Oh. Right. Ahh… warm, I believe." Tonks replied, dipping her fingers into a blue mug.

"What for?" Remus asked casually. This was probably another trick…

"We're playing a trick on Ambers flatmate." Bill said smoothly, taking a bite of toast.

"Oh. Do you want some help?"

Tonks gave him a coy grin. "We'd love some."

So, with Remus' help they had the perfect "warm" temperature in ten minutes. After Remus left to have a shower, they all started giggling.

"Priceless!" said Amber, trying hard not to laugh too loud.

"What's priceless?" Sirius asked, yawning as he came into the kitchen.

"We were preparing for 21 when dear Remus walked in." Tonks explained. "And he so kindly offered to help." She smirked. "So it's got to work!"

"Handy." Sirius grinned, pouring himself a coffee.

"Indeed." Said Tonks.

So, that night, Tonks, Bill and Amber made a big deal of leaving Grimauld, saying they were going out before going back to Ambers place. They were really just going to go to a pub, and sneak back in in the early hours of the morning.

Tonks ran upstairs, making sure to bump onto Remus on her way.

"Oh, sorry! I forgot my wallet- we're going out for tea before we go to Ambers"

"Right. So ill see you tomorrow then?"

Tonks smirked. "Why? You gonna miss me tonight or something?"

"NO! I was just being po-"

I know. Gees. Yeah, ill be in tomorrow. See you then." she summoned her wallet from her room.

"Right. Well, have fun."

"Don't you worry. We will." Tonks grinned evilly, before running don the stairs, tripping several times, only to fall into Sirius at the bottom.

"Did I just hear Remus say that he'll miss you?"

Tonks shrugged, smirking. "Probably. You can never tell with him though."

"Don't worry. Ill interrogate him while you're out. Something fun to do."

Tonks grinned. "Have fun. We'll be back round midnight- see you then." Tonks ushered Amber and Bill out the door.

Sirius strolled casually upstairs to the study, where Remus could always found. Sure enough, there he was, starring blankly into space.

"So, Moony… you and Tonks, eh?"

"What? Me and who?" Remus spluttered.

"You and Tonks." Sirius replied, watching his friends' horrified expression.

"I'll have you know, Tonks and I are nothing more than good friends. The end, period, goodbye!"Sirius smirked. "Of course, Moony, of course. But the question is, would you want to be more? If you could?"

Remus shrugged. "I don't know. Maybe. Well… I guess so…" He looked at Sirius. "But she wouldn't want to. Be more than friends with someone… like me. Just being friends with her is better than I could ever have hoped for."

Sirius rolled his eyes. "You underestimate our dear Tonks. I think you'll find yourself very mistaken. Its not like she rejected you after you kissed her, is it?"

"I was drunk!" Remus interjected.

"Still… its not like she said anything bad to anyone… in fat, she said the exact opposite to me."

"What? What'd she say?" Remus asked. Sirius smiled knowingly, and stood.

"Love to stay and chat, but I have pressing business elsewhere…" he left, leaving a very confused Remus behind.

That night, just before midnight, the front door crept open, and the trio of troublemakers tip toed upstairs, making their way to Sirius' bedroom, where he was waiting with a bowl of water on hand.

"Ready?" he whispered. They nodded. Together they slipped down the hallway, and snuck into Remus' room, where he was sprawled out in the bed, mouth slightly opened. Sirius quickly pulled his friends hand to the edge of the bed, and dipped his fingers in the water. They sat, hushed, waiting for something to happen.

"Whys nothing happening" Bill whispered. Tonks shrugged, yawning. Sirius smacked her arm. "Shh!"

She pulled the bowl out of Sirius' hand. Scowling. "Time for plan B." she muttered, and she upturned the bowl onto Remus' blankets, right between his legs. That got a reaction. Remus started to move, groaning as he lifted his head and rubbed his eyes. Tonks pointed to the bed.

"Under! Now!"

Remus opened his eyes just as Bill had crawled under the bed. Tonks quickly perched on the bed, next to Remus.

"Tonks?" He muttered groggily. She grinned.

"Hi. I knew you missed me, so I thought id come tell you as soon as I got back, and… ah…" She glanced at the wet patch on his blankets and looked away. Remus followed her eyes down.

"Oh. Err…. Excuse me." he shuffled awkwardly out of the room, sprinting as he reached the hall. Tonks smirked evilly, helping Sirius and Amber out from under the bed, while Bill rolled out.

"Nice one." Sirius grinned. They quickly made their way to Sirius' room, before they burst out laughing.

"Bloody brilliant!" Amber choked.

Remus still hadn't guessed that they had had anything to do with his "problem" the night before, but he was subtlety-avoiding Tonks. Except that it wasn't very subtle. But as he still didn't have a clue about what they had done, they decided to continue on with their list, and do 22 that very night. They analysed Remus' shaggy hair, wondering how they should cut it.

"What about a number one?" Amber suggested. Tonks shook her head adamantly.

"No. friggin. Way. I could not stand Remus practically bald. Eww."

Sirius raised an eyebrow.

Tonks made a face. "What?"

"You couldn't stand Remus bald?"

Tonks blushed. "Ahh…"

"Ohmygosh you like him!" Bill gushed, jumping on the spot with excitement. Tonks hit him.

"Shut up!" She hissed.

"But you do!" Bill said innocently, grinning.

"Ok! I like him, so what? Can we please get on with this list?" Tonks opened the nearest hairstyle magazine, staring intently at its pages.

"You know," said Sirius slowly, "if you really liked him, it wouldn't matter how his hair was cut."

The tips of Tonks' blue hair was turning red as she fought to keep her temper under control.

"Fine." She said through gritted teeth. "Shave it all off. See if I care! It's just going to grow back!" She slammed the magazine on the table, and stormed out of the kitchen. Sirius shrugged.

"We can do this one without her."

But when they crept down the hall that night, wands ready for cutting, they found Tonks leaning on the doorframe, twirling her wand in her hand, still in her pyjamas, smirking.

"I still want to see his reaction."

Sirius patted her on the back. "Good girl."

Together they crept into Remus' room. He was fast asleep, snoring slightly. Together they raised their wands, and were just about to jinx him, when Remus moaned, turning in his sleep, and muttered "Dora."

They all turned and looked at Tonks, smirking and chuckling. She however, had backed into the wall, and looked as if she wished for nothing more than to sink into it.

Sirius smirked. "Seems our little Remmy's having rather dirty dreams." Tonks blushed, if possible, even redder.

Grinning, Sirius turned to the other two, and together they cast the jinx.

They watched in horror (and amusement) each and every single hair parted with Remus' scalp, falling onto his pillow to lie around his now bald head. Even Sirius had to admit, Remus definitely looked bad bald.

"Gross!" Tonks whispered from behind.

Stifling their laughter, they moved to the room next door, waiting for Remus to wake up.

They were just starting to fall asleep in the early hours of the morning, when they heard a strangled yell from the room next door. Sitting up, they heard Remus start to swear.

"Shit! My hair! What the bloody hell happened to my hair?"

Fighting to keep a straight face, and to act innocent, Tonks ran into his room. "Remus, what's all the yelli- holly crap! Your hair!" Tonks couldn't help it. She started to laugh. Remus was almost crying in exasperation.

"Its not funny! My hair…I loved my hair! It was so… hairy!" Remus was clearly at breaking point. Tonks rolled her eyes.

"Come on. Lets get you downstairs, and see if we can't magic it back."

Mumbling darkly to himself, Remus allowed Tonks to steer him down to the kitchen. Only when he and Tonks were out of sight. Did Sirius and the other steal back into Remus' room, taking everything in sight, including his wand and moneybag. They then proceeded to scatter them throughout the house, making sure to hide them in odd places. Sirius even threw Remus' good robes into the upstairs closet, which had been found to be inhabited by flying, flesh eating slugs. They made sure to put Remus' favourite t-shirt under Tonks' pillow. Then, they quickly ran back Tonks' room when they heard approaching footsteps. Remus and Tonks were coming up the stairs, Remus with a newly grown head of shaggy hair. They heard a door closing, and then Tonks came into her room, slamming the door behind her, her pink hair turning fiery red instantly.

"What happened?" Sirius asked, grinning.

"He used me as a bloody mannequin! So he could see how his hair looked!" Tonks fumed, falling onto her bed. "Funnily enough. I never really wanted to look like Remus." She muttered.

Amber smirked. "Of course not. You just want cute fuzzy half werewolf babies that look like him. Only, with pink hair."

"Shut up! So NOT true!" Tonks yelled, throwing her pillow at Amber's head.

"Liar, liar!" said Amber in a singsong voice, before skipping out of the room.

The next morning…

Remus couldn't find his favourite shirt anywhere. Heaps of his stuff was missing- his wand, his moneybag… he was sure Sirius had something to do with it…even his trousers were missing. There was definitely something Siriusy about that. He wondered if Tonks knew anything about it…

Opening the door to her room, he found her still fast asleep, blankets pulled half back to reveal her "Its not my fault I'm awesome" t-shirt. Her arms were wrapped around her pillow, and sticking out from underneath it… was that his t-shirt?

"Tonks, what the HELL is my t-shirt doing under your pillow?" Remus yelled.

Startled, Tonks sat up, and promptly fell off the edge of her bed

"Huh?" she looked at the t-shirt he was still clutching onto. Looked like Sirius had already started on the next task…

"Oh. That… it wasn't me, I swear!"

"Give me that! And where the hell are my pants?" Remus snatched his shirt out of her hands.

Tonks giggled. You lost your pants?"

"Its not effing funny!" Remus roared. "What am I supposed to wear?"

Tonks shrugged. "If you want I could lend you a skirt?"

"No thanks." Remus said dryly.

A/N: Another update!! Finally! Schools just started back, so it's been a few hectic weeks! Updates will be quicker, I promise :P

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