Remus was still being uptight about the skirt offer, and the fact that he had still only found half of his possessions (he had threatened to strangle Sirius until he gave him his wand) so they were sure it was a perfect time to start on the next task. While Remus was plucking up the courage to venture into the upstairs closet, Sirius and Tonks snuck into his room and messed up all his stuff, skimming though all his books and putting them back out of order, and (Tonks let Sirius do this one by himself, just in case) messing up all his toiletries. The only thing they left alone was his wolfsbane potion- they figured they were causing him enough pain as it was- and he was already grumpy enough at his time of month.

Remus returned to his room, after a terrifying encounter with giant killer rats and flesh eating slugs that had somehow grown little slimy wings, to find Tonks sitting on the floor prizing up a loose floor board.

"What are you doing?" he asked, nervous. He hoped she wasn't hiding dung bombs or something Mundungus Fletcher had conned her into keeping at Grimauld- Molly would go ballistic if she found anything illegal…

"Just looking… Sirius stole my copy of pride and prejudice, and you know he hides things in the stupidest places…oh. That's not my book…" she stared at the magazine in her hand, and glanced into the gap in the floor to see a whole pile of them. She dropped it back in quickly. "Oh my god"

Remus grabbed a magazine off the pile, `and dropped it quickly, paling. "Those aren't mine…"

Tonks was bright red. "Of course not… err… I have to go… work…" she ran quickly from the room as Sirius came in. "Where's she off to?"

Remus shrugged. "No idea. She saw these and freaked." He showed Sirius the pile of magazines.

"So that's where I put those! I thought I'd lost them!" Sirius bent down, and pulled all the magazines out. He grabbed the one from Remus' hand, and added it to his pile of smut.

"Sirius! You keep your smut collection in MY room?"

"Yup" Sirius replaced the floorboard as Remus stared incredulously at him.

"That's disgusting."

"Disgusting is a matter of opinion, Moony. Cheers!" He turned to leave, but then hesitated. "Oh, by the way, we did something to something in your room. Bye!"

Remus groaned, face planting himself. "What the hell has he been wanking with this time?" he muttered. Today was not turning out to be a good day for Remus. "Tonks!" he called, knocking on her bedroom door.

"I'm busy!" She called back quickly.

"Tonks, those aren't my magazines! They're Sirius'!"

The door opened. Tonks looked at him, eyebrow raised. "Sure they are. Which explains why they're in your room?"

"Please, don't ask me to explain the inner workings of Sirius' mind; we'll be here all day. But Tonks, honestly, they are not mine. What would I need them for, anyway?"

"Well…"

Remus realised his mistake and turned bright red. "No, you've got it all wrong! I didn't mean it like-"

"Ok, ok, calm down. I believe you! What did you want anyway?"

"Err, well Sirius said he did something to something in m room, and I was wondering if you might know what he did."

"Well, I wouldn't exactly say I knew what he did, but id advise you not to use your toothbrush." With that, she walked past him, laughing at his misfortune.

"My toothbrush?" quickly, Remus ran back to his room to check his toothbrush. To his dismay, nearly everything in his room had been riffled through. With that being the case… he was sure Sirius wouldn't have stopped with his toothbrush… he ran back to find Tonks, who had lugged a huge trunk into her room, and was sorting through it with Amber, who was holding up a large, floral dress. "Oh, that's fabulous! I cant wait to see it on-"

"Remus! What are you doing back?" Tonks asked, surprised, looking up with her hands full of floral and neon printed fabric.

"What are the dresses for?" Remus asked, distracted. Amber smirked. "We're making some drastic changes to an old friend's wardrobe. As you can see, we don't have much to work with…" She held up a neon pink boob-tube.

"What did you want?" Tonks asked.

"Oh… right. Well, see I'm pretty sure that Sirius doesn't have enough self control to stop with my toothbrush, and i'm also pretty sure that you're in on it, whatever he's doing. Hence why you were wrenching up my floorboards. So… spill."

Tonks stood, grinning. "I might know something…"

"Well…"

"Well Remus, I don't give stuff like that away for free…and if Sirius finds out that I told you…well, id better be getting something pretty good if i'm gonna be in that situation."

Remus sighed. "What do you want? You know my chocolate supply is running low after you guys came round last month…"

"Oh, I don't want chocolate."

"What do you want then?"

"Hmm… I'm not sure…" She stepped closer, until they were less than half an arms length apart. "Why don't you take a guess?"

"Ahh… I don't know if that would be the best idea…"

"And whys that?" she slid closer. They were practically touching.

"ahh… id probably be way off, I'm sure it would be easier if you just told me…"

"I think I can do that."

And slowly, she kissed him.

Needless to say, it wasn't what Remus had had in mind, but he wasn't going to complain…

They broke apart.

"Hmm… I suppose that was good enough. It'll be a fair trade for the info on Sirius' dirty work." Tonks mused, while Amber sniggered in the background.

"Yeah…err… so what did Sirius do in my room?"

Tonks was staring dreamily into space. "hmm? Oh, right… did he say he did something?"

"Yup."

"He was lying."

"WHAT?"

"I know, he's really quite horrible-"

"But you- you said- I kissed you!"

"You did! If you ask me, it was a bloody good kiss! Pretty damn awesome-"

"Well sure, but you were lying too! Sirius didn't do anything-"

"oh yeah… I suppose I was." She grinned and walked past him. Amber followed. "I suppose we better go tell Sirius that Remus found out." Tonks sighed.

"Yeah," said Amber sadly, before turning to Remus, smirking. "feel free to help yourself to anything from that trunk, Remus. There's a lovely neon green jumpsuit that would bring out your eyes wonderfully!"

"I'm NOT wearing your bloody jumpsuit!"

"Perhaps a floral dress?" Tonks suggested from the stairs.

"Perhaps ill wear what's in my own drawers!" Remus yelled back.

Amber grinned. "We'll hold you to that."

Remus stormed back into his room, to find Sirius putting his magazines back under the loose floorboard.

"Sirius!" Remus growled.

"Ah, Moony, good to see you! So, have you figured out what I did in your room yet?"

"You didn't do anything, asshole! And I had to snog Tonks to find out that you didn't d anything, and then she was recommending that I wear floral dresses and neon jumpsuits! What have you done to your cousin's mind?"

Sirius shrugged. "Man, it feels good to be a hamster." He shoved the floorboard back in place, and left the room whistling "God rest ye merry hippogriffs"

"What? Since when the hell are you a hamster?" Remus asked, getting angry. No one was giving him a straight answer to anything- and it was pissing him off!!! Remus walked quickly till he caught up with Sirius.

"Although, if you're a hamster, I suppose that would explain a lot. Like your chronic twitching, and urges to run in circles, not to mention your intellectual capacity… actually, that makes so much sense!" Remus grinned as Sirius pouted, looking hurt. It was nice to annoy someone else for a change. Seeing that he'd hit a nerve, he continued.

"If you're a hamster, and Tonks is your cousin, does that make her half hamster? I mean, I could have sworn that kiss was a bit hairy…" He joked. But Sirius wasn't laughing. He was looking over Remus' shoulder, a look of horror on his face.

"Crap. She's behind me, isn't she?" Sirius nodded gleefully. Annoying Remus was so much more fun that Remus annoying him, and he could tell from Tonks' wide smirk that she was going to milk it for all it was worth.

"You thought our kiss was HAIRY?" She screeched at Remus, looking livid. Amber stepped out from behind her, grinning.

Remus winced. " No, Tonks, I didn't mean it, I was joking-"

"You were joking about our kiss?"

"Well yes, but not like you're thinking, I wasn't making fun of it or anything-"

"You were making fun of our kiss?" Tonks hissed.

"Ahh…"

Suddenly, Tonks burst out laughing. Amber and Sirius joined in. "Remus, you're so cute!" Tonks exclaimed.

Shaking his head, Remus walked away. Apparently, Christmas couldn't come any sooner. Sure, he was going back to the werewolf colony, but then he wouldn't be stuck with a group of two faced annoying immature crazy lunatics. Wait… yes he was. Crap. Why was he always stuck between a rock and a hard place? Why?

"Oh Remus?" Tonks called. "You'll be starting to pack soon, and I expect you to take that neon jumpsuit. It'll keep all the really scary werewolves away!" she giggled. Remus rolled his eyes.

"I hate my life."

A/N: Hey everyone! Thank you for reading another chapter!! All in all, I think there are going to be about 20 chapters in this story, so I'm half way there!! Please review, and if you have any ideas about future tasks, id love to hear them! Cheers!!

Tonks xox