Espan(~)a!

Number 32 is totally a World Cup reference gone wrong.

As per a request, America will be done shortly!~ Ahahahahahaha ... *trails off into evil laugh that sounds a lot like "Kolkolkolkol"*

1. Spain is not allowed to touch Romano's curl in public.

2. Asking "Do you really want me to stop?" and playing with the curl some more when Romano tells him to cut it out is also forbidden.

3. "But he likes it!" is NOT a good reason for doing so, seeing as most of the nations do not appreciate having to watch this.

4. . . . Playing innocent and saying "I was just curious!" while trying to give puppy-dog eyes isn't allowed, either . . .

5. . . . because he isn't innocent. Or curious.

6. It irritates England when Spain gives America romantic advice, so he should stop doing it, lest England have a flashback to when he was a pirate.

7. Especially when the "romantic advice" involves ripping off England's shirt whenever he sees him.

8. Or shoving him into a broom closet/bathroom/small enclosed area.

9. Or getting him drunk.

10. . . . Just stay away from America.

11. And England. Especially England.

12. Spain is not allowed to try to visit any of his "children" because they still hate him for invading in the first place.

13. If France or Prussia says that it's a good idea, he is not allowed to do it.

14. Especially if they are holding cameras . . .

15. . . . And papers that involve selling things to Hungary.

16. If Hungary says something is a good idea, he is not allowed to think about doing it.

17. Holding a "re-enactment" of any of the battles he and England held is a bad idea - he WILL lose. Badly.

18. If he has an idea that involves tomatoes or churros, he is not allowed to bring it up at a World Conference.

19. While siestas are common in Spain, Spanish-speaking countries, and Italy, they are NOT to be taken in the middle of a meeting.

20. Death-threats, while effective, are forbidden under the grounds that "looking at MY Romano wrong" is not a good reason for them.

21. Neither is "speaking an inferior language while around me".

22. While Spain has a nice ass, people would appreciate it if he kept it OFF of the Internet.

23. And IN clothing.

24. That is not see-through or incredibly tight.

25. Spain is to be kept away from Romano during World Meetings.

26. Romano did wear dresses when he was younger, but he is not to wear them now.

27. Which means that YOU DON'T PUT HIM IN A DRESS, dammit.

28. Yanking the dress off when told about Rule 27 isn't allowed.

29. . . . especially when he's hidden all of Romano's underwear.

30. Which he is never allowed to do again.

31. He is not allowed to bring his axe to World Meetings.

32. The phrase "scoring a goal on Romano's field" is never, ever, ever, EVER to be used.

33. Even when he actually means it in a non-perverted way . . .

34. . . . which he never does.

35. Spain will not break these rules or Romano will ignore him for a month.