Here's the Switzerland one for IMAxENIGMAx.

Sorry for any suckiness, but I've always seen him as sort of a rule-follower ... also, Russia was bothering me.

Russia: *drinking vodka* I miiiisss yooouu, Lithuania ... why can't we become one?

Me: *glaring* Go to sleep or I call Belarus.

1. Switzerland cannot carry around more than five guns at a time.

2. "Looking at Lichtenstein" is not a good reason for shooting at France.

3. Neither is "being near Lichtenstein".

4. Or "breathing".

5. Randomly bursting into rooms and yelling at people is forbidden.

6. Switzerland cannot threaten to beat people to death with his peace prizes, as that is hypocritical.

7. Switzerland cannot start a war with Belgium over who has the best chocolate.

8. … he would lose, anyway.

9. Switzerland cannot take "potshots" at the Bad Touch Trio.

10. "But I would have missed anyway!" is not a good excuse.

11. … because he wouldn't have.

12. Switzerland is not allowed to force Japan to share his ideas.

13. That is counterproductive, Japan will share his ideas if he wants to.

14. Switzerland cannot shoot at countries running across his land.

15. … Because he isn't at war with any of them.

16. Switzerland is not allowed to shoot at Austria "because I don't like him".

17. The same goes for France, Prussia, and America.

18. … even though America is a lazy jerk most of the time.

19. Switzerland is not allowed to give death threats because of Lichtenstein.

20. If Lichtenstein chooses to engage in a relationship with anybody, Switzerland cannot give them the "8 Rules for Dating My Teenaged Daughter" talk.

21. Lichtenstein is his younger sister, not his daughter, and is therefore capable of making her own decisions.

22. … So he won't follow her around when she goes on dates either, that's just creepy.

23. "It's for her own safety!" isn't a good reason to, especially because she knows how to use a gun.

24. And she carries one around.

25. So she is perfectly safe, and there is no need for him to worry.

26. "They need to resolve their damned UST anyway" is not a good reason for locking nations in closets.

27. Or bathrooms.

28. Or hotel rooms.

29. Or any small enclosed area.

30. If Switzerland breaks any of the above rules, all of his guns will be taken away from him for a month.