And here is Hungary's list. England's list is up next~

Russia: I wouldn't mind being in a BDSM with Lithuania ... *pouts*

Me: Lithuania would mind.

Russia: So?

Me: 0.o IT'S CALLED RAPE, STUPID.

Russia: ...

1. Hungary is not allowed to form a Yaoi Club with Japan.

2. There is no Yaoi Appreciation Day …

3. … and it does not fall on her birthday.

4. She is not allowed to put a camera in America and England's houses.

5. Or France's and Canada's.

6. Or Spain's and Romano's.

7. Or Germany's and Veneciano's.

8. The Revolutionary War was not UST.

9. … even though it was.

10. The Axis Powers did not have a "hot yaoi-ful threesome".

11. … Germany and Italy made out a few times, though.

12. But she isn't allowed to take advantage of that.

13. The Allies were NOT having orgies.

14. She is not allowed to ask any nations to participate in "documentaries".

15. Poland will not make a pornographic video with her …

16. … especially if it involves horses.

17. Germany and Prussia are not having sex.

18. And they won't, so she can STOP ASKING.

19. Austria loves her very much, but he will not have sex with Prussia.

20. She cannot ask Spain to record him and Romano having sex …

21. … because he would.

22. She cannot help Russia in his plan to "become one with the world".

23. "Just have a threesome already! Oh, and let me watch," is not the appropriate situation for the Greece/Japan/Turkey drama.

24. If two nations argue a lot, it does not mean that they have unresolved sexual tension.

25. If two nations hate each other, it will not result in kinky bondage sex.

26. Greece is not having sex with his cats.

27. Canada is not having sex with his polar bear.

28. No, she cannot mail kinky stuff to Germany and then watch as he uses it on Italy.

29. She is not allowed to buy porn from Japan and force other countries to act it out.

30. France will rape other countries for her …

31. … but she isn't allowed to ask him to.

32. Sweden and Finland do not like being followed around by her.

33. Just because they are married does not mean that they have sex constantly.

34. THERE IS MORE TO MALE/MALE RELATIONSHIPS THAN CONSTANT SEX.

35. She is not allowed to knock Prussia out with her frying pan for no reason at all.

36. If Hungary breaks any of these rules, she will be banned from all yaoi (both live and animated) for three years.