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Russia: She really means it, she's been hugging me for the last half hour, grinning her face off.

Me: Yup! That's how happy I am!

And here's the England chapter. Next is probably Japan, unless I get a suggestion ...

1. England is not allowed to force-feed other countries.

2. … no, not even France, even though nobody (except Canada and Spain and Prussia) really care if he dies or not.

3. Or America, he owes China too much money and would screw up the global economy if he dies.

4. … besides, why would he want to kill his boyfriend?

5. On that note, England cannot force anybody to sit in Busby's chair.

6. …except Russia, and nobody can "force" Russia to do ANYTHING.

7. Randomly cursing people who irritate him is a bad idea …

8. … especially since the curse usually backfires or goes wrong, and he has to deal with it.

9. Just because America was his colony does not mean that he can boss him around.

10. … he can boss him around because he is his boyfriend, though.

11. Just because he has beaten up Spain before does not mean that he can do it again.

12. The same goes for France.

13. … ignore Number 12, he can beat up France whenever he wants to.

14. Russia is not the incarnation of pure evil, and therefore should not be summoned as such.

15. … Okay, he might be the incarnation of pure evil, but then England shouldn't have to be that drastic. Something less harsh, like a horde of screaming Furies, should get his point across.

16. Yes, the Beatles were English. However, that does not give England permission to jump on a chair and start screaming out the lyrics to any of their songs …

17. … during meetings.

18. Punk might have boomed in England, but it does not give him the right to show up at meetings with green hair, lip piercings, leather pants, and guns.

19. If the utility closet is "occupied", there are these things called HOTEL ROOMS …

20. … SO DON'T JUST HAVE SEX IN THE HALLWAY.

21. … or the conference room.

22. … or the staircase.

23. … or Hungary's room, it's covered with cameras to catch "yaoi moments".

24. England is not allowed to participate in "documentaries" with Hungary.

25. This is for his own good, as Hungary has several wrong perceptions about pirates.

26. One of them being that they had sex on the plank that prisoners walked.

27. In fact, England should stay away from Hungary …

28. … and Japan, because he's trying to set up a threesome with England, America, and himself.

29. If England breaks any of these rules, he will be force-fed one of his own scones.