Here is Poland for ArthurIsAwesome!

Russia: *glares* I dislike Poland.

Me: It was a request. So I had to do it.

Russia: You will do Lithuania next, da.

Me: But Lithuania is gonna be hard to do. *pouts*

Russia: Kolkolkolkolkolkol ...

1. Poland is not allowed to wear more than ten pink articles of clothing at a time.

2. Mascara and eyeliner and lip gloss and base and nail polish are fine …

3. BUT NO DAMN BODY GLITTER!

4. Poland is not allowed to show up to meetings riding a pony.

5. "Does this skirt make my butt look cute?" isn't what Germany meant when he asked if there were any questions.

6. Also, Poland cannot wear skirts that go over mid-thigh.

7. "I'll put the Poland Rule into effect!" cannot be used as a threat more than five times per war.

8. Poland is not allowed to declare war on Russia because "he's like, fucking with MY bitch!"

9. "Because they look totally unfabulous in those clothes" is not a good reason to strip somebody.

10. Lithuania is not his bitch.

11. Or his ho.

12. So he should stop calling him that, or Russia will get very angry.

13. Poland is not allowed to strip at World Meetings.

14. If he does strip, he is not allowed to wink at Lithuania and ask "Do you like what you see?".

15. … let's just say that if he does that, World War III can and will break out.

16. Poland is not allowed to take over a major fashion industry …

17. … or get a television show that small children would see …

18. … or have an army completely composed of ponies.

19. The pony army would lose all battles, anyway.

20. Because ponies cannot shoot, drive tanks, or do anything that requires an opposable thumb.

21. There is no magical "pony power" that will give them the ability to do the things mentioned in Number 20.

22. Poland is not allowed to try to become a fairy …

23. … or change his ponies into unicorns …

24. … or to make himself sparkle when he walks out into the sunlight.

25. It isn't pretty, it is disturbing.

26. Some nations do not have impeccable fashion sense …

27. … but that doesn't give him the right to drag them out to go shopping with him.

28. If Poland breaks any of these rules, the Russia Rule will take effect and Moscow will become his capital.