Feliciano Vargas, done because he was mentioned. And therefore, Romano will be up in the next chapter.

Russia: Become one, da?

Belarus: I would like to become one with you, brother ... let's get married ... married ... married ... married ...

Russia: No ... *cowers in closet*

Me: *points away from closet* He went that way, Belarus.

Also, I don't mean Romano's and Feliciano's siesta-taking in a perverted manner - I think that as brothers, they sleep together. I've slept with my siblings tons of times in a non-sexual manner.

1. Feliciano is not allowed to take siestas during meetings.

2. Ever.

3. Especially with his brother …

4. Or Germany.

5. If he does decide to take one, he is to do it with his clothes ON.

6. Because siestas are not that common in other parts of the world, so some nations might be a bit uncomfortable with seeing a grown man lying around naked for about an hour.

7. "I have rope burns because Germany tied me up to the headboard before we had sex!" is not to be blurted out during meetings.

8. Nor is "PAAAASSSTTAAAAA!"

9. If France asks him "Do you like me?" he should run away very, very, very fast.

10. Likewise, if France asks him "Do you like Germany?" he should keep his damn mouth shut.

11. Because if he says "yes", Hungary will find out.

12. Speaking of Hungary, if she says that it is a good idea to do something with Germany, he shouldn't.

13. These "good ideas" include wearing dresses.

14. He isn't a girl, so he shouldn't wear dresses.

15. If Hungary asks him to be in a "documentary", he should decline.

16. There is no "Nation of Pasta".

17. Pasta cannot talk.

18. Romano is still a bit touchy about himself and Spain, so Feliciano should not bring it up at World Meetings.

19. Especially not in the form of "Ve, Romano and big brother Spain are fucking!"

20. … because Romano still hasn't forgiven him for the time that he did say that.

21. Having sex in closets is considered rude.

22. … as is having sex in bathrooms.

23. And places other than YOUR OWN HOUSE.

24. Yes, Russia is scary. However, he should not run away screaming from a "Hello".

25. "I surrender!" is not an automatic reflex.

26. Therefore, he should stop saying it over and over when confronted with a scary situation.

27. National panic is not to be declared because of a lack of pasta.

28. … Because a lack of pasta is easily remedied.

29. Germany is to be called "Germany" not "the love of my life who looks wonderful without a shirt on".

30. … or however you say that in Italian or German.

31. If Italy breaks any of these rules, his white flags, wine, pizza, and pasta will be taken away from him for a week.