Romano Vargas done for ArthurIsAwesome. Up next is Canada~

Russia: Who?

Me: The guy you sit on all the time. The world's second largest country. America's brother.

Russia: He should become one with me, da. Then we could take over Alaska and dominate the North. Kolkolkolkolkolkol ...

Me: *backs away slowly*

1. Romano is not allowed to hurt Spain very badly without reason.

2. "But he's a stupid bastard!" is not a good reason for walking up to him and punching him in the face.

3. He is not allowed to throw grenades at Germany without reason.

4. "He fucked my brother, that potato-fucking bastard!" is not a good reason.

5. It was consensual, so he needs to shut up about it.

6. Yes, he has a good portion of his body controlled by the mafia.

7. … but that doesn't give him the right to shoot people in the middle of meetings.

8. France cannot molest him with his eyes alone …

9. … so he should stop hiding behind Spain every time France walks into the room.

10. Wait, forget Number 9. This is France, after all.

11. Romano is not allowed to listen to Hungary about anything.

12. Especially the parts about wearing dresses around Spain …

13. … because they usually don't have the decency to make it to a hotel room.

14. If Hungary asks him about how gay marriage is allowed in Spain, he is to start running.

15. … She's working on picking out a dress for him.

16. He is not allowed to scream and run away from Russia "because he said hi to me!".

17. Russia is not out to get him.

18. Russia is not sleeping under his bed.

19. Russia has not stolen any of his underwear.

20. … where does he get these ideas?

21. France is not out to get him … he is merely a pervert who molests anything that moves.

22. France is not sleeping under his bed … he is out getting drunk at a strip bar.

23. Okay, France might have some of his underwear. Might.

24. Spain isn't out to get him … he is out to "claim him in the name of Spain". There is a difference.

25. Spain is not sleeping under his bed, he is sleeping in it. Or not sleeping.

26. Spain has not stolen any of his underwear.

27. NONE OF THE OTHER COUNTRIES ARE STALKING HIM.

28. Head-butts are not a form of attack.

29. You throw the GRENADE, not the PIN.

30. If Romano breaks any of these rules, he will be locked in a very small room with Russia.