Sorry for the unfunny short chapter gaiz ... I've just been really really sleepy today, and ... *yawns* So many people wanted this, though, so I thought I should post it ... *falls asleep*
1. No matter WHAT France says, stripping is not a good way of being noticed.
2. Canada is not allowed to become one with Russia.
3. Because that would result in the destruction of Alaska, the takeover of the North, and then the annexing of the world by Russia.
4. He should ignore what his brother says about getting noticed …
5. … because climbing up the CN Tower while screaming like a lunatic and holding a woman in one of his hands is NOT a good idea.
6. Neither is declaring war on Russia …
7. … which would cause him to be known as "body-bag" for the rest of his life.
8. And by "the rest of his life", we mean "three seconds".
9. Setting Kumajiro on people is never a good idea.
10. If Cuba hits him, he should try to explain to Cuba about how he is making a mistake …
11. … He shouldn't go and try to kill America because he's a jerk.
12. America is not making other nations mad at him on purpose.
13. Russia is not trying to kill him by sitting on him … he just doesn't see him.
14. And even if he had seen him, he probably still would have sat there.
15. Canada is not allowed to make people think that their houses are haunted.
16. If Hungary asks him about France, he should start running.
17. He is not allowed to make a "movie" with Hungary.
18. The fact that there is a town called "New Prussia" and a province that is mainly French is in no way sexual …
19. … and he should explain that to Hungary.
20. Because she seems to think that he, France, and Prussia are having a threesome.
21. … France and Prussia wouldn't mind, which is exactly why he should explain that to her.
22. Or things will get very, very bad, very, very fast.
23. America is not out to get him with a chainsaw.
24. He should try to remember Kumajiro's name some more.
25. If Canada breaks any of these rules, he will be forced to wear the American flag for a month.