Fuck sleep, I'm writing this.

Anywho, here's Japan, done because yes, there are yaoi fanboys. (He's a bit of a yuri fanboy too, so ehh ...)

Me: *looks at list* ... Russia.

Russia: Da?

Me: You made that BDSM with Lithuania ...

Russia: It was very fun.

Me: ... when I said that you couldn't. Now, what would happen if you broke the rules again? *goes to check*

Russia: Ohshiii-

1. Japan is not allowed to use his doujinshis to educate any nation about sex.

2. … because NOBODY should have to see that.

3. Germany and Italy do not appreciate him taking pictures of them constantly.

4. Neither do England and America …

5. … well, America doesn't mind, he's a huge camera/attention whore.

6. Greece doesn't want to make a pornographic video …

7. … despite the amounts of nude statues he's made.

8. Spain and Romano do not like being followed around constantly …

9. … but Spain will quite happily send him videos of him and Romano doing stuff. He's just that dense.

10. Japan is not allowed to take advantage of Number 9.

11. Poland and Lithuania don't like having pictures taken of them.

12. Besides, didn't Hungary make a BDSM with Lithuania and Russia?

13. And aren't there dozens of pictures of Poland all over the Internet?

14. He is not allowed to form a Yaoi Appreciation Club.

15. There is no Yaoi Day, and there never will be.

16. Japan is not allowed to sell Hungary pornography, it will cause her economy to collapse.

17. "Nosebleed" is not an adjective.

18. "Elusiveness" is not a battle technique.

19. Greece and Turkey do not have Unresolved Sexual Tension …

20. … so he should stop implying that they do.

21. Russia and China don't either.

22. Neither do Russia and Lithuania …

23. Or Lithuania and Poland …

24. Or Russia and Poland …

25. So the three of them do not need to have a threesome.

26. Yes, Ukraine and Hungary both have large breasts.

27. … this doesn't mean that they should have sex and let him watch.

28. He is not allowed to demonstrate his "mad cool ninja skills" in front of America.

29. Because it can, and will, give him bad ideas.

30. Japan is not allowed to pick random nations out of a hat and lock them in a room together.

31. Especially if one of the nations in the hat is France.

32. If Japan breaks any of these rules, Korea will be locked in a room with him.