Korea up, Germany is next.

Russia: Heeeeelp!

Me: Ahaha~ You shouldn't have made that BDSM with Lithuania, Russia.

Belarus: Thank you, nice author girl. Now me and my brother can finally become one!

Me: Uh ... shit. Who thinks I should let Russia out, and who wants a video of what happens with these two if I don't let Russia out?

1. China's "breasts" do not belong to Korea.

2. Neither do Japan's.

3. In fact, neither China nor Japan has breasts, due to the fact that they are male.

4. Ukraine's breasts do not belong to Korea.

5. And if he tries to say that they do, Russia will beat him with that pipe of his.

6. Yaoi did not originate in Korea.

7. Neither did alcohol, pornography, or sexy women.

8. He should stop implying that they did, because the creators of said objects (Japan, Greece, Greece, and Ancient Greece) will be quite happy to kill him over copyrights.

9. Russia did not originate in Korea.

10. Neither did vodka …

11. … pipes …

12. … or murder.

13. Those are all Russia's trademark, so he should stop claiming that he owns them, as it will get Russia very, very, very (very, very, very, very, very, very) angry.

14. And when Russia is angry, bad things happen.

15. If Hungary asks him to make a "documentary" with the rest of his family, he is to decline.

16. No matter what she offers.

17. Hungary's breasts do not belong to him.

18. They never have …

19. … and they never will.

20. Crazy, incest-driven sisters did not originate in Korea.

21. Incest did not originate in Korea …

22. … it began in Ancient Greece, and Greece gets very territorial over his mother, so he should shut up about it.

23. Orgies did not originate in Korea …

24. … they began in Rome.

25. And even though he is dead, Rome can still kick his ass.

26. The mafia originated in Italy, not Korea.

27. Romano would be quite happy to prove this to him, so he should shut up about it if he values his life.

28. Tomatoes did not originate in Korea.

29. Neither did siestas …

30. … pasta …

31. … wine …

32. … or white flags.

33. The Italia brothers will kill him for copyright infringement, so he should keep his damn mouth shut if he knows what is good for him.

34. If Korea breaks any of these rules, Japan will tell him where babies come from. He does not want to find out that way, so he should shut up and sit still.