We have Germany in this one, as promised.

Next up will probably be Denmark, but it might not be.

Russia: I want to kill some of your reviewers, da.

Me: What for?

Russia: They wanted a pornographic video of me and my sister.

Me: I let you out of that room, right?

Russia: Right ...

Me: So you owe me one. No killing. And for my reviewers, sorry no porno. Russia started screaming in horror and I got a headache. So I let him out. ... But I got a few good pics of her Frenching him! You guys can have those. *hands out photos*

1. He cannot shoot Prussia for irritating him.

2. Germany is not allowed to shoot Prussia "for being a dumbass".

3. Or for "looking at Feliciano the wrong way".

4. If Feliciano tries to take a siesta at a World Conference, Germany is to stop him, not join him.

5. He is not allowed to teach Romano how to use a grenade …

6. … because if he does, both he and Spain will be in a large amount of pain.

7. He is not allowed to sell pictures of himself and Italy to Hungary.

8. If Hungary is making a World War II "documentary", he is not allowed to participate …

9. … because she is under the impression that he, Feliciano, and Japan were having threesomes all the time.

10. Japan wouldn't mind, so he should decline.

11. If Hungary is making a "movie" about German heritage, he should not be in it.

12. … because she seems to think that he was having sex with Prussia the whole time.

13. Prussia wouldn't mind (that much) which is why he should decline.

14. If Feliciano gets a camera, he should occasionally take a look at what kinds of photos he is taking …

15. … and if he is giving them to Hungary …

16. If he is giving them to Hungary, he should start running.

17. … because Feliciano does not understand the meaning of "privacy".

18. Germany is not allowed to take away Feliciano's pasta …

19. … white flags …

20. … or perfume.

21. And yes, it is perfume and not cologne.

22. All of these things help Feliciano be the carefree nation he is, and would cause mental and emotional damage if taken away …

23. … and the perfume helps him hit on pretty girls. So shut up about it.

24. If Feliciano calls him in the middle of the night, screaming, his mind should not immediately go to the gutter.

25. Because they are BROTHERS.

26. … and Romano is not like Prussia.

27. If Germany breaks any of these rules, uh … Italy will make him wear cat ears.