The Greece chapter for Eva N Desu!~ I used your suggestion, it's Number 26.

Also, I could be the female version of Greece. Brown messy hair, cat lover, sleep a lot, and I like yaoi. (Yaoi originated in Greece, didja know)

Russia: *drinking vodka* I wonder if Hungary would like another BDSM video ...

Me: WHAT? Did being locked in a room with Belarus not teach you anything? *headdesk*

Russia: Oh, it was worth it. Did you know that Lithuania [censored for decency].

Me: I DIDN'T WANT TO KNOW!

1. Greece is not allowed to make Japan wear cat ears.

2. … or that cat costume.

3. Greece cannot wear that cat costume.

4. Greece is a nation-personification, not a cat. Ergo, he has to wear clothes in public.

5. Greece cannot reinstate the Ancient Olympics.

6. Nudity is not a form of art anymore …

7. … SO HE SHOULD PUT HIS DAMN CLOTHES ON.

8. Yes, Rome and his mother did not get along very well. However, this does not give him the right to beat up the Italy brothers.

9. He is not in Sparta.

10. This is not Sparta.

11. Therefore, he is not allowed to proclaim that it is Sparta in the middle of meetings.

12. Greece is not allowed to sell naked pictures of himself to other people.

13. Greece is not allowed to sell pornography of himself and Japan to Hungary.

14. "Pornography" is defined as a recording, visual or audio, where one or both of them is naked, and they engage in any mildly sexual act.

15. Developing a bomb that will kill everything but cats is a very bad idea, so Greece is forbidden to do it.

16. Greece is not allowed to kill China because people in his country eat cats.

17. "Sleeping" is not a battle technique.

18. Cats are not higher beings, and therefore should not be worshipped.

19. Greece is not allowed to sleep though World Meetings …

20. … but it's okay to sleep when America and France are talking, all they talk about is hamburgers and sex.

21. Switzerland will shoot to kill if he dresses Lichtenstein up as a cat again.

22. He is not allowed to dress France up as a cat.

23. He is not allowed to have sex with France.

24. He is not allowed to have children with France …

25. … Russia …

26. … or Prussia, because those children would be world-class whores.

27. Hello Kitty is to cats as Justin Beiber is to music, however, Greece still cannot kill the makers of Hello Kitty, because China likes it.

28. Yes, homosexuality originated in Greece, yes, he is male, yes, he is going out with Japan … Greece still cannot sell anything to Hungary.

29. Greece is not the God of Yaoi, he should explain this to Hungary.

30. He is not allowed to kill Turkey for "talking to Japan" …

31. … "looking at Japan" …

32. … or "breathing".

33. The thumb-trick is FAKE.

34. If Greece breaks any of these rules, he will be forced to watch cat porn for five hours.