... I've decided not to do Denmark ... I just haven't seen enough clips of him to get a conclusive hold on his character. So if you have any Denmark clips from the anime (like on YouTube) LINK ME. Put spaces between the letters, so FFnet doesn't edit it out. Please and thank you, sorry if I seem overbearing but I haven't been able to pin down any good clips that aren't fan-drawn.

edit: Here we have Liechtenstein, whose name I spelled the same (wrong!) way for the whole chapter. Either way, it's consistency, right guys? *shot*

Russia: She should become one with me, da.

Me: ... SHE'S AN EFFING CHILD.

Russia: ... So?

Me: ... There is so, so, so much wrong with that. *headdesks*

Up next will probably be Sealand, unless I get any requests.

1. Liechtenstein is not allowed to make Switzerland wear pink …

2. … ever again. There were enough minds scarred the first time.

3. Liechtenstein is not allowed to become one with Russia.

4. Liechtenstein is not allowed to have an alliance with Hungary – all Hungary really wants is pictures of her brother in the shower.

5. Liechtenstein is not allowed to have an alliance with Belarus – all Belarus wants is an innocent-looking friend to help further her agenda of "becoming one" with Russia.

6. Liechtenstein is not allowed to have an alliance with France – this is for her safety, because France seems to think that nobody is too young for sex.

7. Liechtenstein is not allowed to have an alliance with Prussia – all Prussia wants is more vital regions to claim.

8. If Hungary gives her some videos, she is to burn them. Not watch them.

9. If Japan gives her some books, she is to add them to the bonfire of Hungary's movies. They contain mind-scarring content.

10. If England tries to teach her about "the birds and the bees", she is to run away screaming. England is known for his … explicit … methods of sexual education.

11. If France gets drunk, she should start running. Or shoot him, preferably in his vital regions.

12. Russia is not to be called "Mr. Sunflower".

13. Switzerland is not to be called any embarrassing nicknames in public …

14. … and the world does not need to know about Mr. Bear.

15. Pictures of Switzerland in his pink pajamas are not to be placed where others can see them.

16. She should stay away from North Italy if he is running across her or Switzerland's property at night – because Switzerland is not a good shooter when he is tired.

17. "Can you draw some pictures of bunnies?" is not an appropriate response when Switzerland asks "Are there any questions?" at a World Meeting.

18. "But they're so cute!" is not a good reason to do so.

19. If Hungary starts talking about "yaoi", she should politely decline any spying missions that she is asked to join.

20. The same goes for Japan.

21. If France says "l'amour", she should shoot him.

22. If Prussia says "claiming your vital regions" or "five meters", she should shoot him.

23. If Russia says "becoming one with Russia", she should not shoot him. She should run.

24. Because becoming one with Russia is a very, very, very, (very, very, very, very, very, very) bad idea, but shooting him is an even worse idea.

25. Her brother does not want to participate in a "movie" with Austria and Prussia, so she should tell Hungary that.

26. The scrapbook of cutely drawn animals that Switzerland gave her is not to be brought outside …

27. … because Prussia will use it as blackmail.

28. If Liechtenstein breaks any of these rules, the scrapbook of cute animals that Switzerland made will be taken away for a month.