Sealand chapter because I did the Liechtenstein one, and the smaller nations need more love. Up next will be Rome. (Rah, rah, ra-ah-ah, Rome-ah, Rome-ah-ah ... *shot*)

The first three rules are inspired by h t t p : / / w w w . y o u t u b e . c o m / w a t c h ? v =_ 8 R o n T h x a n I. Remove the spaces.

Also, I'm not quite sure of British terminology here. "Bugger" is a verb connotating anal sex, then would bottoming be "getting buggered by [insert topper here]" or does it not matter, would "buggering [insert topper here]" suffice?

Russia: He is dating Latvia? MY bitch?

Me: Latvia has the physical age of a teenager. What the fuck, Russia.

Russia: What? All the Baltics are my bitches. Except Lithuania.

Me: ... why?

Russia: Because he is my ho.

Me: *headdesks*

1. Sealand isn't on a boat.

2. … so he should not start rapping in the middle of meetings.

3. … and Latvia will not be the background singer.

4. He cannot sell himself on eBay …

5. … the street …

6. … or any other place. France might buy him.

7. He cannot become one with Russia.

8. Dressing up as Justin Beiber is not a good way to get recognized.

9. Neither is stripping.

10. He shouldn't curse, England has taught him bet – he shouldn't curse.

11. Impersonating Canada will not get him recognized – nobody recognizes Canada except for the fangirls.

12. … and he does not want to get recognized by fangirls.

13. If Russia gives him "love advice" concerning Latvia, he is not allowed to follow it.

14. Liechtenstein is actually a nation, so therefore she has no desire to rebel against her brother.

15. Asking America for advice on government is always a horrible idea.

16. … it's like asking Russia for love advice, which he is never allowed to do again.

17. If France says something is a good idea, he is not allowed to do it.

18. If America would do it, he cannot do it.

19. If Hungary is willing to help him do something, it is a bad idea and he cannot do it.

20. He is not allowed to hide in utility closets during meetings, because they are used as sex closets.

21. The same goes for bathrooms, stairways that are deserted, and pretty much every small area that people do not normally frequent.

22. If Hungary asks him to be in a "movie" with Latvia, he should decline.

23. It will get him noticed, but in a very bad way.

24. A very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very bad way.

25. He is not allowed to repeat words that England says when he is drunk or angry.

26. He is not allowed to ask England what he is doing with America in his bedroom …

27. … because England will tell him. And it will not be pretty.

28. If Hungary gives him any movies, he is to burn them.

29. He is to do the same with any books Japan gives him.

30. Finland is not his mother.

31. "But he buggers Sweden!" does not make him female.

32. The "m' wife" comment is a joke, and does not make him female.

33. So he is to stop addressing Finland as "Mom".

34. He shouldn't ask Finland what he and Sweden are doing at night …

35. … because Finland will send him to England to have that explained.

36. If Sealand breaks any of these rules, then Russia will be forced to tell him where babies come from.